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#310309* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
_SjG_: coffee tables kill 10x more Americans every year (over a ten year average) than terrorists
Airhead: omg we need to bomb coffee tables
Airhead: and find their leader
Airhead: now I understand why Photoguy doesn't drink coffee
_SjG_: my guess is his code name is Starbuck ...
_SjG_: I have it on good authority from a mole who goes by the name of "Ishmael"
ProAlias: I made a coffee table book. I'm aiding the enemy :(
_SjG_: he has also been known to associate with a suspicious fanatic by the name of Ahab
_SjG_: we need to whale on himComment: ##photogeeks
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#310364* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rena> .skynet
<ProfessorOak> Launching counterattack on the moon... 54.33320% completed
<Rena> .pokeball
* ProfessorOak hands a Timer Ball to Rena.
<Rena> .throw moon
* ProfessorOak watches Rena toss their Timer Ball into the air before catching it again.
<Rena> damn
* Rena didn't throw hard enough. |
#310387* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RennyC> I'm kawaii in the streets and senpai in the sheets
<graphitemaster> How about kawaii in the streets, hentai in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, hentai in the sheets :P
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, kawaii in the backseat and hentai in the sheets.
<graphitemaster> if we leave the anime scene we could try dutch treat in the street and some dark meat in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> I should stop. |
#310434* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Gansemarsch waves his pickle at agmlego
* agmlego gets out the cigar guillotine.
<+myself> mazel tov! |
#310514* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Terkanil> this week was painful.
<Mephestys> Par for the course these days, it seems
<Mephestys> Who the fuck introduced all these damn golf terms into the lexicon anyway
<Terkanil> I've had worse, but yeah.
<Terkanil> uhh..
<Terkanil> Golfers?
<Terkanil> Socialites that golf?
<Mephestys> haha
<Mephestys> Socialites that golf = all socialites, all golfers
<Terkanil> fuckers that can do nothing but golf because that ludicrously rich and snobly?
<Mephestys> So, doctors then
<Mephestys> Got it |
#310534* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
< FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
< FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
< FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait |
#310558* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Quo-fan | nobody wants to tell where rizonirpg idlerpg bot has gone
Quo-fan | is the game like over completely or whats going on
nugarin | We won, Quo-fan
nugarin | we killed the final boss
nugarin | it was epic battle |
#310570* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Torg politely offers to motorboat Hailey
< Hailey> Torg: i dont know what does it mean, but i assume i dont want to know :D
<+Torg> it's when I put my face between your boobs and go BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL |
#310571* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
mode/#worldchat [-b *!*ek@repeat.pw] by raspberry
== kanasra [eek@repeat.pw] has joined #worldchat
<+kanasta~> !ban kanasta~
== mode/#worldchat [+b *!*anasta@31-209-254-2.dsl.dynamic.simnet.is] by raspberry
== kanasta~ was kicked from #worldchat by ponkey [banned by raspberry: *!*anasta@31-209-254-2.dsl.dynamic.simnet.is]
<_SZaTaN_> hehehe
<mikebee> no way
<kanasra> nice ;)
<mikebee> screen printComment: pwned
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#310573* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TechnicolorDalek> SilverFox
<TechnicolorDalek> do you want to stuff rockets up peoples penises
<TechnicolorDalek> :|
<SilverFox> Nope
<LabMonkey> mmm sounding rockets
<SilverFox> NOPE
<SilverFox> NOPENOPE |
#310582* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JEEB> goddamnit shaft
<JEEB> now I want soumen in the goddamn winter
<JEEB> pls
<JEEB> I wonder how old all of my soumen is
<JEEB> because i'm pretty sure I've got some
<JEEB> ok, soumen went old in 2011
<JEEB> udon went old in 2010
<JEEB> rip
<JEEB> still in closed packages thoughComment: In February 2015
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#310596* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tourres> well, of the three mods who are active, only 2 kick
<Tourres> and he kicks with a "sense of humor"
<Tourres> you know
<kerin> what's with the quotes
<kerin> it almost seems like you don't think it's funny when he kicks you
<Tourres> its kinda funny
<Tourres> but not too funny. like dad jokes, you know
<vonbauernfeind> kerin is a dad
<vonbauernfeind> kerin give us some dad jokes
<kerin> okay
<kerin> this one's for tourres
<kerin> tourres, when is a door not a door?
<Tourres> when?
* kerin has kicked Tourres from #fountain_pens
<MxMj> hahahaha
* Tourres (Tourres@o-56-416-7-52.hsd9.pa.comcast.net) has joined
<Tourres> I don't get it
<kerin> i could tell it again |
#310598* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@DragonFogel> Other fun things in science: [Wikipedia's page for "Arsole"]
<@DragonFogel> Just got linked to this too: [Wikipedia's page for "Thebacon"]
<@BGrifter> Fogel: All wonderful
<@BGrifter> "Thebacon is indicated for moderate to moderately severe pain and dry painful coughing just as is hydrocodone."
<@BGrifter> You heard it from wikipedia folks
<@BGrifter> Ingest thebacon if you're in painComment: Had to remove two URLs, but they should be easy enough to figure out
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#310605* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nhaines> Then that's all cricket! Carry on then lads! /rwwaccent
<Glorfinde1> LOL
<rww> bannedComment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
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#310638* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
poseidon | I woke up this morning and looked out my window to see a group ofblack guys sprinting down my street
poseidon | ... then I saw 40k white people chasing them |
#310706* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* samthewildone french kisses tonyyarusso
<samthewildone> tonyyarusso, thanks
<Glorfindel> samthewildone: if you do that to me you will get a fish across the kisser
<samthewildone> idk
<d1gital> hear that? Glorfindel's a fish.
<Glorfindel> NOComment: samthewildone was helped by tonyyarusso
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#310711* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Jigsy> I inserted my male USB connector into a female USB connector... and well, long story short, my laptop is now six months pregnant. |
#310735* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<{KHI}DellGuy> LaG|uranus, what music player do you use ?
<Taecloud> LaG|uranus uses a yellow Sony walkman tape player from the 90s
<{KHI}DellGuy> WOW
<{KHI}DellGuy> thatd be impressive actually
<{KHI}DellGuy> well, i could see you connecting one of those audio cassette tape adapters to your computer's headphone jack and then putting the tape in the cassette player
<{KHI}DellGuy> but that would be silly
<Taecloud> s/silly/awesome/
<Jaheira> <{KHI}DellGuy> but that would be awesome
<Taecloud> There you go
<Taecloud> s/cassette/penis/
<Jaheira> <{KHI}DellGuy> well, i could see you connecting one of those audio penis tape adapters to your computer's headphone jack and then putting the tape in the penis player
<{KHI}DellGuy> :-\
<{KHI}DellGuy> disinformation is forever
<Taecloud> :D
<Taecloud> s/disinformation/azn porn/
<Jaheira> <{KHI}DellGuy> azn porn is forever
<Taecloud> Agreed.
<{KHI}DellGuy> damnit |
#310750 (-1/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languagesComment: #haskell
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#310759* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Ice) Women treat tablet computers just like penises.
(Ice) Give them a 7 inch model, and they'll complain about wanting 3 more inches. |
#310797* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?"-Don Marquis |
#310798* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mayzie> My drunk mum decided to make everyone tea
<Mayzie> And came into my room
<Mayzie> And spilt it all over the floor :-(Comment: #srl irc.rizon.net
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#310820* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+thero> clockwork: no one actually gave a shit here about what happened
<+clockwork> thero, ohgeetee- did
<+normod> fuck you thero
<+normod> I am too
<+normod> or do, possibly |
#310824* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< wushin> The current monitoring software called "The Players" works good enough.Comment: #themanaworld
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#310829* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ristoril> frey's a mrs?
<Freyja> indeed
<Kyol> Yeah, haven't you seen the pictures?
<SeanQ> come to think of it, I haven't
<rJak> Worksafe, right?
<CrazyClimber> worksafe wedding pictures? what kind of dreamer are you?
<rJak> Oh...it was one of THOSE weddings?
<Freyja> oh yes, very sleazy. The bride wore a denim mini skirt. Seriously.
<rJak> Oh...a Las Vegas Trailer Park wedding or more of a Hippie Commune In The Oregon Forest weddings?
<Freyja> no, it was the special INS Fairy Tale "Get Married or Never go Home Again" wedding package
<Kyol> Wait, you were just running away from the fire you started, weren't you? |
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