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#310838* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tieboy> i'll do that in a sex
<tieboy> sec
<tieboy> or sex
<zompist> HAHA YOU TYPED SEX FOR SEC
<Lots42> It's easy to do
<Lots42> TIE WANTS SEX
<Elkman> Freudian slips abound.
<tieboy> i'll do it in a boner - I mean moist hole -- er, moment!
<tieboy> that was a dripping love spear - I mean, mistake
<Lots42> Tie made a cock up
<KemloCaesar> don't use dirty words, Lots.
<KemloCaesar> Tie *committed* a cock up. |
#310849* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CrzyClmbr> According to a new study, people who have dogs spend less time having a social life.
<jacquilyn> Unless they also have peanut butter - in which case their dogs are their social life. |
#310868* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SeanQ> "A Lear Jet crashed in the remote hills of South Dakota today. Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme could not be reached for comment."
<Elkman> I wonder what the fundies would say about that.
<Da_Raven> "Sheri Lewis and Lambchop were devastated by the news. The show business duo plan on starting a foundation in honor of this tragedy "Butt-Ugly-Tam-O'-Shanter Foundation". Give generously.
<StanXhiao> Uh, she dead.
<Da_Raven> And?
<StanXhiao> And that's all she wrote. Or, in this case, sock-puppeted.
<zompist> if shari lewis is dead, is lampchop dead too?
<StanXhiao> Get out the mint jelly, is all you can say, zomp.
<zompist> that's a neat trick to play on children, really. Name a cute tv character after food.
<zompist> "did you like that show? guess what's for dinner!"
<Da_Raven> Somewhere, there's just this bedraggled sock, badly in need of fabric softener, dragging itself around by its front paws looking for a new friend....
<StanXhiao> So the sock is dragging itself out of the dirt?
<zompist> the return of the living lambchop.
<spinn> dear GOD you people are evil.
<Da_Raven> "Haaaaand....Haaaaaand!
<StanXhiao> Lambchop's time had come.
<spinn> we need to make a doom game where the player is an angel, and he's killing ALL OF YOU. |
#310898* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(~OBattler) i thought of making money with youtube but
(~OBattler) not many people want to listen to daily putin worshipComment: irc.rol.im #RIS
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#310971* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* HdkR picks at scab
<MaJoR1> bad HdkR, bad!
<HdkR> You can't stop me!
* HdkR picks harder
<MaJoR1> :( |
#311013* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@devbug> I've never fucked a vegetable, graphitem.
<@devbug> Did leave your mother as one when I was done, though.
<@devbug> #micdrop |
#311114* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DoctorBadass> Thoughts on Ted Cruz: Some turds won't take a polish. |
#311116* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Monikerr> my teacher was trying to tell us that the guy's shadow moves at a different rate from the man
< Monikerr> moves? no.. grows? yes
< argallel> Well, if you're measuring the rate of shadow movement by the tip of the shadow, it will appear to move faster
< DanL> the tip of the shadow is moving
< DanL> a tip is a point a point cannot grow
< DanL> [insert penis joke]
< DanL> [insert "insert penis" joke]
< Monikerr> i saw someone draw a dickbutt on the side of the main bus stop on campus today
< Monikerr> *penis joke
< Monikerr> penis anecdote?
< argallel> Ryan Reynold does a naked fight scene in Deadpool
<@cthulhu> ok, so, a few things... a) that is one of the stranger conversational fragments I've seen in here; b) DanL kudos for not going into infinite recursion... and c) this should be recorded somewhere for posterity |
#311144* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Synthaxx> o/
<+Waffle> Synthaxx: <thePatchyBeard> tell Synthaxx Waffle is confused " Length: 40s 12m " when describing a YouTube vid
<@Synthaxx> .tell thePatchyBeard I though Americans liked their units the wrong way around? |
#311179* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mikespears> my last girlfriend was 29
<valesi> wow
<mikespears> the one before that was 27
<blazeme8> ghz? |
#311238* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla. |
#311243* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Thero> Fressco 1 - IcoLove 0
<@Fresco> lol Thero
<@Fresco> you missed that joke
<@Fresco> Fresco 1 - Ico Love
<+Thero> GODDAMNIT |
#311285* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MikeSpears> I got better performance with my Asus N66U than that thing
<MikeSpears> sorry, N66R (the U is the same but yea...)
<MikeSpears> can you figure out why I don't like that model number?
<xe0n> yeah
<xe0n> nigger
<MikeSpears> I was trying to not say thatComment: Freenode ##sysadmin-casual
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#311303* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Iridium> "Breaking News: UK security agencies unlawfully collected data for decade"
<Iridium> lol DID THEY REALLY NOW.
<monotone> spot of blather
<monotone> no wait
<monotone> let me go again
<monotone> Surveil Row
<monotone> there it is
<PlanetDollar> nice |
#311311* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Thero> not available on iphone sadly
<@Dom`> it's on android
<@Dom`> haha
<@Dom`> wait no
<@Dom`> "Your device isn't compatible with this version"
<@Dom`> :( |
#311443 (-1/105) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII. |
#311573* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kite> Although Men are the default state and that's just a FACT
<Kite> I think people are born 51% male 49% female so :^)
<Cedric> I was born 100% male personally |
#311584* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<yuken> I'm using javascript right now, it's absolutely garbage.
<furrywolf> yes, it is. why, exactly, are you using it? your doctor may be able to prescribe you medication that can help with that... |
#311591* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
<@swight> lol
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 pulls the plug
* @swight has left #geekissuesComment: #geekissues EFNet
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#311614* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Beta: Remember, the sentences "Piracy is bad", "Please trade Windows for Mac/Linux" and "I hate you" all mean the same to me. |
#311665* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<VirtusGraphics> console.log(gf)
<MyNameIsKir> undefined |
#311680* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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#311695* (?/1) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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#311696* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Never underestimate the stench of a burning stationwagon full of tape backups after it crashes on the highway. |
#311701* (?/3) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JittersSnowpaw> lol ok then fuck you I don't need to come back anyway. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. Fuck you fuck you and fuck you. FUCK YOU.Comment: not using arch linux in #archlinux
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