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KamEHiTsu: but nothing is definite in this world if it doesn't last long enough to matter
x3RoZ: you know you're pretty deep sometimes
x3RoZ: but you miss the mark more than often
x3RoZ: loooool
KamEHiTsu: the misplaced philosopher
KamEHiTsu: hm, i just dropped my head phone into my cereal
KamEHiTsu: now it's delicious |
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<storms> if im a tard youre an turd |
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haxpwnhax: penis
dongsftw: lol |
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gotsomemadmoves: one comment said trajon horse found in the crack what does that mean?
VulcanJaded: means you gotta google a new crack for it
VulcanJaded: not too hard
gotsomemadmoves: oh ok thats not to bad.
gotsomemadmoves: i tought it ment nudey girls would pop out. =] |
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This Is By Far The Best SiteComment: This Is By Far The Best Site
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why is orgasm a 6 letter word |
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Arch_Laughter: i got it!
Arch_Laughter: hack her ipod touch!
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: how wud that help???
Arch_Laughter: i have no clue
Arch_Laughter: i got it!
Arch_Laughter: buy her a movie she likes!
Arch_Laughter: then watch it with her!
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: oh and have sex during it like usual??
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lolol
Arch_Laughter: like usual?!
Arch_Laughter: lawl thats not what i was going for
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: and get her lingeri
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i no
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i'm jokin lol
Arch_Laughter: no
Arch_Laughter: you arnt |
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JkZHfC hi! its a nice site!Comment: JkZHfC hi! its a nice site!
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Nice site. Thank you.,Comment: Nice site. Thank you.,
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Real,Comment: Real,
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<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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<Wombat1000> if i'm ever pitching a show to a network i'm going to call it Previously on...
<Wombat1000> that way, i don't have to write any plot, i'll just recap what's already happened
<Wombat1000> and my sitcom is going to be called A very special episode of..., so i don't actually have to write anything funny for it |
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Suppose in advanced democracies we see a trend toward imprudent, delinquent, and subpar behavior among male adolescents compared to women adolescents. ,Comment: Suppose in advanced democracies we see a trend toward imprudent, delinquent, and subpar behavior among male adolescents com
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<Caedes> this is scary break.com/pictures/guess-shes-got-the-day-off1456761.html
<Jarik> i'm not sure what to think of that one
<Jarik> she'd be hot, if she was not bellowing like an ogre in labour.
<Jarik> and/or doing pelvic thrusts
<Caedes> rofl
<Jarik> i cracked myself up with that one
<Caedes> pelvic thrusts are good
<Jarik> not while bellowing like an ogre
<Caedes> true
<Jarik> i can see it now 'RAAAAAAAAAAGH! *unf unf unf* RAAAAAAAAGH! *men flee*
<Caedes> rofl
<Jarik> this is hilarious.... RAAAGH! UNF!
<Caedes> you know at least one guy will hang around go... "So you single?" |
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We align these goods on a continuum such that higher'ranked goods entail higher productivity. ,Comment: We align these goods on a continuum such that higher'ranked goods entail higher productivity. ,
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<humpel> is it bad that if you're saying something to yourself (as in "*sign* I hate that")
<humpel> you immediatly go "Yeah me, too"?
<yodat> mhm i dont know
<yoday> me neighterComment: #games
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how do you spell notify?Comment: cool!!
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<pitz> Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
<pitz> I gotta bad case of loving poo! |
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<mtrlbear> hello Sir
<Wolframm> oh look, a bear
* Wolframm pulls out the rifle and shoots you dead
<mtrlbear> yes, you like to fuck a bear? great cocksucker here
<Wolframm> no, I like to see bears dead and hanging from lampposts by the neck
<Wolframm> dead dead dead
<Wolframm> burn the corpse
<Wolframm> set fire to it
<Wolframm> steal its house
<mtrlbear> 5-10, 280, bearded, hairy all over, 8 cut you Sir?
<Wolframm> I'm a Volkswagen.
<mtrlbear> ???
<Wolframm> a Volkswagen
<Wolframm> you know, the cars?
<Wolframm> vroom vroom?
<mtrlbear> you are a man or not?
<Wolframm> what part of "Volkswagen" do you not understand?
<mtrlbear> cars do not talk
<Wolframm> no, but we type |
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