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#300809 (-1/495) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> i'm a mac
<Rjx> and i'm a pc
<Rjx> and we're both irritating faggots |
#300857* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Brasil \o/Comment: Oê?
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#301084* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@LoliciousDJ> why am i so retarted when it comes to software XD
<&Masato> >XD |
#301096* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Cloudstrike> Okay, so my girlfriends asleep right, and I was feeling kinda horny. I thought to myself, hai, why would I fap when I can just rape this bitch.
<+Cloudstrike> So, I started taking off her panties, etc and started goin at it. I don't know how many of you have ever actually tried this but rooting a sleeping bitch is pretty hard, I feel empathetic for those necropheliacs out there.
<+Cloudstrike> I positioned her ontop of me so it was easier to thrash it, but I guess that didnt prepare me for what was about to happen next.
<+Cloudstrike> I was just about to blow and the bitch starts pissing all fucking over me.
<+Cloudstrike> I was like WHAT THE FUCK
<+Cloudstrike> I couldnt MOVE
<+Cloudstrike> I was stuck underneath this bitch while she pissed all over me in her sleep
<+Cloudstrike> I eventually rolled her off me and had a shower. |
#301154* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(3:37:22 AM) ***Jake Malicious will bbl
(4:37:04 AM) Jake Malicious: It's later.
(4:37:13 AM) Jake Malicious: Holy fuck, had I only waited 18 more seconds...Comment: Timestamps are required for the funny.
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#301163* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HeTo> ]8ball can I set my middle name to be Danger for $0.05 USD?
<ljrbot> HeTo: The answer is a resounding no.
<HeTo> @8ball can I set my middle name to be Danger for $0.05 USD?
* Little_Death shakes the magic 8-ball for HeTo ... all signs point to yes
<toobparts> still be in here, you where holucinatin'..
<HeTo> ]8ball is Little_Death correct?
<ljrbot> HeTo: Of course.
<HeTo> @8ball so ljrbot lied to me at first?
* Little_Death shakes the magic 8-ball for HeTo ... all signs point to yes |
#301310* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
16:56:19) <%King_Jacob> Jamie, did you beat it??Comment: Bahaha.
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#301343* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
A shabby cat is better than a pretty rat.
- Bruce KrigerComment: Bruce Kriger
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#301477* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dastanne says:
*no.
*actually, yes.
*i don't want those animals rights activists on my back.
*let's leave jews out of this. |
#301513* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hello its a very nice site!Comment: Hello its a very nice site!
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#301571* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Vault: Wanna see something seriously cool? zombo.com
ShadowSocks: ok i dont get it
Vault: ?
Vault: you just have to wait for the intro to pass
Vault: and it gets really good
ShadowSocks: i doubt it
Vault: lol
ShadowSocks: ill prolly sit here for 2 minutes untill u go "omg u still at zombo.com
ShadowSocks: "
Vault: no but really it is cool
ShadowSocks: wtf happens
Vault: you can do anything, pretty much
Vault: anything at all
Vault: is your sound on?
ShadowSocks: yes its on
ShadowSocks: its jsut fucking looping
Vault: its not supposed to
ShadowSocks: errr
ShadowSocks: ya this is retarded
Vault: ???????????????????
Vault: did you just say zombocom was retarded
ShadowSocks: ooooh zen ooooooh PEACE OF MIND DEEEEEWD
Vault: wtf are you talking about
ShadowSocks: anything is possible????
ShadowSocks: ITS A FUCKING WHITE AND GREEN SCREEN WITH ZOMBO.COM written on it and sum guy greeting you to a website that has nothing in it
ShadowSocks: wtf is the point
Vault: dude thats not even the main page
ShadowSocks: liar
Vault: do you see the giant pulsing colorful button in the middle?
ShadowSocks: yes
Vault: then click it
Vault: its not that hard
ShadowSocks: and i have tried clicking it
Vault: :O
Vault: Oh shit
ShadowSocks: what?
ShadowSocks: nothing fucking happens
Vault: ...i'm sorry
ShadowSocks: ?!?
Vault: it appears you have been denied access
Vault: to zombo.com
ShadowSocks: ...
Vault: and all it's wonders
ShadowSocks: nice try u fucking retard
ShadowSocks: let me google that for you
Vault: Dude
ShadowSocks: or even better
Vault: I'm on the page right now want me to take a screenshot?
ShadowSocks: sure
ShadowSocks: but all it is is some wierd joke
Vault: dude i swear theres more to it
ShadowSocks: no theres really not
ShadowSocks: your jsut fucking with me
Vault: dude holy shit let me do the screenshot
ShadowSocks: all google attempts/images come up with nothing but this page
Vault: you cant get in it with google you have to do the butto nthing
ShadowSocks: and ur prolly making some POS in MS paint right now to try and trick me
ShadowSocks: you're retarded
Vault: ok the screenshots done finally
Vault: i.imgur.com/l0XZA.jpg
ShadowSocks: ....
ShadowSocks: you are the stupidest person i fucking know
Vault: dude, come on that was funny.
Vault: like srsly.
ShadowSocks: i see fucking half life episode 3 written in the fucking google search thing
Vault: HAHAHA
Vault: O SHIT
ShadowSocks: you are so stupid
Vault: dude im laughing so hard right now
Vault: ldrkl;dfkl;sfkl;dl;sdfkdfk;
Vault: next time i take a fake screenshot im going to delete teh google bar
ShadowSocks: yea
Vault: not that it was convincing anyways
ShadowSocks: and try not to se ms paint to wirte OMG VALVE SECRET THINGComment: The image link is a Paint version of Half Life Episode 3 inserted into Zombo.com
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#301647* (?/67) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[2:51pm] wahjava: Deesl:
[2:52pm] Deesl: hello wahjava
[2:53pm] wahjava: long time no see, Deesl
[2:53pm] wahjava: how're you doing ?
[2:53pm] Deesl: huh??
[2:53pm] Deesl: long time no see??? we speak everyday lad
[2:53pm] wahjava: Deesl: hmm...?
[2:53pm] Deesl: we speak over XMPP
[2:53pm] wahjava: Deesl: where ?
[2:54pm] wahjava: what is that ?
[2:54pm] wahjava: oh, you mean jabber ?
[2:54pm] Deesl: yeh
[2:54pm] wahjava: When...
[2:54pm] wahjava: wtf
[2:54pm] Deesl: wtf wtf?
[2:55pm] • wahjava changes his XMPP account's password, wtf.
[2:55pm] Deesl: :-w |
#301887* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
- Whois list of WardenWolf
- Realname: Warden
- Hostmask: WardenWolf!0@is.a.ho *
- is connecting from 0@ip-censored-.ph.ph.cox.net censored
- WardenWolf is on: @#lobby
- Server: earthquake.exilenet.info (ExileNet IRC)
- WardenWolf is an IRC operator
- is using modes +ors +ACJKLOQacdfgjkloqtx (WardenWolf)
- WardenWolf is authed as WardenWolf
- WardenWolf is a registered nick
- End of /WHOIS list.Comment: I love /chghost!
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#301911* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(2010-02-22 17:42:14) nfe: olá
(2010-02-22 17:43:07) Guest53451 [~miguel@bl9-68-30.dsl.telepac.pt] entered the room.
(2010-02-22 17:43:17) Guest53451: Olá .
(2010-02-22 17:43:26) jyooruje: Guest53451, ola
(2010-02-22 17:43:38) Guest53451: Onde vives ?
(2010-02-22 17:44:20) Guest53451: onde vives
(2010-02-22 17:44:32) jyooruje: porque?
(2010-02-22 17:44:44) Guest53451: Nada
(2010-02-22 17:44:50) Guest53451: Eu sou de gaia
(2010-02-22 17:45:00) Guest53451: para ver se conheço
(2010-02-22 17:45:05) jyooruje: XXXXX
(2010-02-22 17:45:08) Guest53451: Ok
(2010-02-22 17:45:17) Guest53451: Praticas desporto
(2010-02-22 17:45:24) jyooruje: nope
(2010-02-22 17:45:50) Guest53451: ok
(2010-02-22 17:46:06) Guest53451: Que idade tens
(2010-02-22 17:46:15) jyooruje: 24
(2010-02-22 17:46:15) Guest53451: es rapaz
(2010-02-22 17:46:19) jyooruje: sou
(2010-02-22 17:47:19) Guest53451: ok
(2010-02-22 17:47:28) gouki: O....K
(2010-02-22 17:47:33) Guest53451: ola
(2010-02-22 17:47:48) Guest53451: xau
(2010-02-22 17:47:54) Guest53451 left the room (quit: Quit: Saindo).
(2010-02-22 17:48:12) jyooruje: Isto é com cada maluco....Comment: #ubuntu-pt
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#302036* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mary had a little stalker,
little stalker, little stalker,
Mary had a little stalker,
whose teeth were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
and everywhere that Mary went,
her stalker was sure to go.
He followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day,
He followed her to school one day,
which was against the rules.
He made the children cower in fear,
cower in fear, cower in fear,
it made the children cower in fear
to see that man at school.
And so the teacher kicked him out,
kicked him out, kicked him out,
And so the teacher kicked him out,
but he still lingered near,
And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
till Mary did appear.
Mary called the constable,
constable, constable,
Mary called the constable,
but it was far too late.
The stalker hit her with a club,
with a club, with a club,
The stalker hit her with a club,
and dealt Mary her fate. |
#302149* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flack> 1kg of water is 1m^3 iirc |
#302153* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kenny> Can't believe I die all the time...
<Stan> Well, how are you chatting?
<Kenny> ..... I don't know...
<The_Jew> Kenny is cool, man.
<Stan> hm... He must have superpowers!!!
<The_Jew> Oh, man that is so cool...
<Im_NOT_FAT> ehheheheheh... Jew!!! Die!!! ><
<Kenny> he's been annoying for too long. I'm going to put him outta our misery..
<Stan> Oh.My.God. Please do!
<The_Jew> I don't know... wouldn't that make us get in trouble?
<Stan> Look. wouldn't you have killed Hitler if you had the chance?
<I'm_NOT_FAT> Hey! Stan stole my line!
<The_Jew> OK. Please Kill him.
***Kenny quit IRC (Quit: going to kill him)
<Stan>Good bye, FATSO!
<The_Jew> Finally! yes..
<Im_NOT_FAT> You son.of.a.bitch!!!
<Im_NOT_FAT> I'm NOT Fucking FAT!!!!
<Im_NOT_FAT>oh, brb. someone's at the door.
<Stan>he's dead.
<The_Jew>yup.
****************10 minutes later***************
<Im_NOT_FAT>Kenny here.
<Stan> Kenny!!! so, you killed him?
<The_Jew> wow, and you're alive for once!!!
<Im_NOT_FAT>Yes!!! For once!!!
*****("Im_NOT_FAT"'s computer explodes and Kenny dies)*****
***Im_NOT_FAT quit IRC (quit:)
<Stan> Oh.My.GOD!!! IT killed KENNY!!!
<The_Jew>eh... get used to it. this always happen...
<Stan> I guess...
*********************Kenny never returned*********************Comment: You guys spell F-A-I-L... (south park)
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#302163* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Melody Cao> err..totally 笨蛋
<Daniel Choi> Quote from the R-tarded "Camera whore"(quote from Sally): "err..totally" stupid ("笨蛋").
<YinTuan Pang> you can never take too much pictures :D
<Melody Cao> haha yeah
<Daniel Choi> meh.. ==
<Melody Cao> and btw daniel..she justz adds in the "camera" bit cuz she knwz im just too nice to be a "whore" so yeah
HAHA unlyk you daniel
jokes xP
hey dude imma sorree kay?
wink* at *the prson hu luvz me*...
im gna stop being an "imature prick* from NOW ON
haha
<Daniel Choi> Uh.... who loves you???
<Melody Cao> er..no one
so..am i forgiven honey?
<Daniel Choi> No.
<Daniel Choi> And who is this "honey" person?
<Melody Cao> YOOUU
<Daniel Choi> *Spews*
<Melody Cao> NO..YUR NT DE ONE HU "LOVE ME" LOL
BUT YU WER THE "HONEY" I WAZ REFERING TO..TO FORGIVE ME..UGH
<Daniel Choi> You're not forgiven and stop calling me "honey". I'm not food. ==Comment: (This is Real... I just took out the time and the "Report" 'cause it looked confusing with all of them in it...)
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#302260* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TerrorInt> lesson learned: when eating in a place where everything is named by body parts, don't order for the whole table.. Unless the waiter/watress is hot
<liable> hard to come up with something mentioning rump..
<TerrorInt> I like any smooth asian boi who said "I like my rump roast" The waiter sez "Rare?" and the asian boi sez: "Hell no, do me right now"
<TerrorInt> exactly like that
<liable> lol
<liable> you've been thinking about that for some time, havent you!? |
#302322* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luxi> hi
<Luxi> i look for one hacker here
<puppet> what if there are two? how will you choose? how. will. you. choose?
<Luxi> i speakwhit all hecker
<puppet> I don't think there are any heckers here
<Luxi> ok
<puppet> you could try #0,0 I hear they are all heckers
<Luxi> #0 unable to join channel (need correct key)
<puppet> aww
<puppet> you have to use the whole thing, /join #0,0
«--- Luxi (~dasdasda@188.115.53.95) has Left #windows (Left all channels)Comment: EPIC!!!
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#302523* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nezumi: ... First a version of Lolitabot featuring Hatsune Miku instead of THE VOCALOID THAT ACTUALLY IS A LOLITABOT, then this. Is the world trying to make my brain implode?
Zira: This means alot coming from me, you need to try and make more sense Nezumi
LillyJade: She makes perfect sense o.o
Nezumi: ... Actually, that makes perfect sense. You apparently just don't have knowledge of the song I'm referring to, or the Vocaloids.
Nezumi: ... Seriously, most of my stuff makes perfect sense if you know what I'm referring to... and if you don't know enough to understand, why should you even care? I believe you called my discussion of Monster Hunter Freedom and the Yian Kut-Ku nonsensical as well, based solely on lacking the context to understand what I was talking about.
Nezumi: ... ANd if you don't know about Monster Hunter Freedom, why do you even care to have a statement regarding it explained to you? You still won't really know what's being talked about, and can't add anything meaningful to the conversation.
Nezumi: And the conversation would only confuse or bore you, whether or not you have it explained to you step by step.
Zira left the chat room. (Quit: I think I might kill you tonight.)
Nezumi: ... Dear god. Did I actually just own them so hard they quit IRC? o.o |
#302581* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&You> [@donttrythis:91] I've arranged to publish my Harvard speech online. Details to follow in the next couple of days.
<&You> At first, I thought that was posted by DrSoborov.
<&You> I was like, "whoa, dritz, when did you become important enough to be giving a speech at Harvard?"
<&You> yeah, I know dritz isn't here. |
#302596* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dKingston> lets make a shock site
<dKingston> containing images from the GNAA, meatspin, chris crocker, Brenden
<dKingston> and many more!Comment: Brenden is someone from irc :p
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#302705* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Easca> HELLO
<Easca> WORLD
<Jorrit> PWN, your first C program had one `\n' too many. |
#302709* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
All in all, it's just a...
'nother poo in the bowl |
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