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#302723* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ralok> again though this idea relies on me being able to fit through the front door
<Ralok> so that aint ever going to happen
<FuzzYspo0N> tacos?
<Ralok> pizza
<Ralok> and lunchables
<Ralok> and pizza lunchables
<FuzzYspo0N> you chose ; pizzachew! SUPER EFFECTIVE |
#302746* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kristy: there's already someone famous for being a blue fox
GLOW: And there is already someone famous for being a gryphon
Kristy: alrighty well screw Krystal then
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#302748* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* xexyz haz t3h hungry
* xexyz feeds
< xexyz> NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
* xexyz poops
< xexyz> the circle is now completeComment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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#302781* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< abe> omg cortex you are describign my life a little except for that last part. I do was Desp hwifes but i thinki know why it not the best show and so deep down don't really think its the best show but i watch it. come to think of it it sucks ass. but one recent chracter has made me interested. that recent episode abotut eh kid serioel killed. that actor is actually pretty good even though his charater is cliche. |
#302805* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Love your posts! But I was trying to add your RSS feed and your posts were coming up cut off. Know how I can fix that?
-BrunoComment: Love your posts! But I was trying to add your RSS feed and your posts were coming up cut off. Know how I can fix that?
-Bruno
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#303139* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ice_cube> I LIEK TO SUCK TOILET ROLS
<LeDouche> I lizzle to suzzle tozzle rolls. |
#303162* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Don't Turn around intill you qot the Full story,Because When you turn you only hear what you wanna. |
#303233* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@jed> HoopyCat: MMIX wins
<HoopyCat> jed: it's a well-documented and reasonable architecture, but availability tends to be slim
<@jed> indeed :(
<@jed> nobody wants to tackle that thing in hardware
<wrkq> Implement it in some softcore?
<TheFirst> wrkq: are you talking electronics or porn now?
<HoopyCat> TheFirst: what's the difference?
<wrkq> TheFirst, FPGA?
<TheFirst> HoopyCat: the parts used for porn are the largest around ... the important bits in electronics are typically microscopic?
<HoopyCat> TheFirst: so, basically, porn is scaled-up electronics? i'd buy that
<TheFirst> HoopyCat: they both attract the nerds in large numbers....
<@jed> porn isn't limited to nerds, though
<@jed> electronics tends to be
<@jed> I wouldn't dirty electronics with some of the tenants of pornville
<HoopyCat> TheFirst: and there's two major schools of each: conventional and electron flow, vs. porn with women and the gay porn
<HoopyCat> (the latter of each being preferred by the navy)
<TheFirst> HoopyCat: all that dog porn is feeling quite left out :PComment: #linode @ irc.oftc.net
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#303290* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* curson_ Quit (Quit: That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.)
<seekret> that was the gayest quit message i have seen
<@ytknows> and by gay you mean awesome, correct?
<seekret> no i mean something even homosexuals would say "dude that's gay"Comment: irc.freenode.net #reddit
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#303404* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mary> i have 4000 unread emails in my aol account
<Anakha> That's a hell of a lot of penis enlargement ads.
<Mary> i should forward them all to you :)
<Anakha> My penis has it's own email address. That's how little it needs those ads.
<Mary> sure it does
<Anakha> You're just jealous.
<Mary> of?
<Anakha> My massive penis and it's glorious presence upon this planet.....Obviously.
<Mary> cant admit to that till ive seen it
<Anakha> Not showing you my penis willingly. You'll have to google earth it or something.
<Mary> i dont use google earthComment: irc.nevitus.com
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#303471* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[14:27] ssquirrel: Yea, if thou wilt be perfect, let thy communcation be yes or no
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[14:27] ssquirrel: heheh
[14:27] CaptainKirk|Mac: lolComment: Timestamps left for context. Eir is a bot. FreeNode / #defocus ( irc://irc.freenode.net/#defocus )
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#303592* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I'm tired of seeing and hearing it all ... Hypocrites in "Christian" circles are plenty ... are you one ? Careful before you call yourself something you may not necessarily be ... you may just be shaming your creator. It's better to know you're going to hell than to fool yourself into ascending to heaven ~ Albert Bartholomew |
#303634* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<otako> Moon_Doggy: wanna play yandere?
<Moon_Doggy> na going to bed
<otako> i hate you
Stealthy_> lol
* otako sets ban on *!*@174-28-239-10.albq.qwest.net
* otako has kicked otako from #anime (otako)
<Stealthy_> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> ....
<Moon_Doggy> did he ban himself
<Moon_Doggy> wtf
<Stealthy_> looks like it..
<Stealthy_> wow |
#303637* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cotton> so today at work i had to spell this asian guys name over the phone to some caller.
<cotton> i forgot what his name was (was something like zhafu?).
<cotton> anyways notice the last two letters in that name?
<cotton> i got to say F U to a caller today because of that |
#303677* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LTCrayola> well, my internet is still retarded
<LTCrayola> and I don't want to have to call tech support.
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<LTCrayola> hahahaha this time it's REALLY fixed. :D
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#303688* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta
Plumbercode: Well, yeah. I never pass up an opportunity to drift in the winter.
You are now known as JBridge
JBridge: Heh.
Noimporta: Hey guys, guess who's back?
Plumbercode: Jbridge?
JBridge: me?
Noimporta: Yes.
Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away
JBridge: ...That was odd. |
#303689* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> not much in the mood for it atm anyways, I got fight club cramps liek you wouldnt believe
<Sanguine-Oni> oh is that what you meant the other day when you said "FUCK! and FIGHT CLUB starts!"
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> yeah
<Sanguine-Oni> be careful hun
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> its a side effect of the Depo
<Sanguine-Oni> oh well fuck the depo
<Sanguine-Oni> my vial will go into your gun like a battery... battery
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> x3
<Sanguine-Oni> when my gun goes off >:3 it SPARKS
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> then i'm ready for maternity, maternity.Comment: Repo! Reference XD
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#303690* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
slain my butthole is feeling soft i think it's time |
#303887* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Control_> i have 150
<@Control_> fps
<@Control_> O.O
<@cappy_gilmore> wat
<@cappy_gilmore> bullshit
<@Control_> i swear
<@Control_> to god
<@Control_> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> youre fucking
<@cappy_gilmore> kidding me
<@cappy_gilmore> what fps are you getting
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> ITS
<@Control_> GOING
<@Control_> DOWN
<@Control_> WAHT
<@Control_> TGE FUCK
<@Control_> IS THIS
<@Control_> 61
<@Control_> fps
<@Control_> WTF
<@cappy_gilmore> thats good
<@Control_> oh
<@Control_> fuck
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> thats
<@Control_> the time left
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> FUCK
<@cappy_gilmore> .........
<@cappy_gilmore> WOW
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> IM
<@Control_> fucking
<@Control_> stupid
<@Control_> my fps is 10
<@Control_> FUCK
<@Control_> wdopjfakl;smfsjork
<@Control_> sdfiphaskjdfml;asdfikams;f
<@cappy_gilmore> WOW
<@Cassper> LOL
<@Morikz> LOL
<@Cassper> FUCK
<@Cassper> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> im fucking
<@cappy_gilmore> speechless
<@cappy_gilmore> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> 10
<@cappy_gilmore> FOS
<@cappy_gilmore> FPS
<@Morikz> LOL
<@Control_> god
<@Control_> FUCKING
<@Control_> DAMMITComment: Fps fail
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#303888* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
.:@Control_:. LOL
.:@Control_:. RAK
.:@Control_:. is a fucking
.:@Control_:. nerd
.:@Control_:. i wanna fuckin carve a BIG ass "T" on his forehead and make him my slaveComment: rak
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#303890* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[18:25] CaptainKirk|Mac: Hello, I have a problem with the standalone server can anyone help?
[18:25] ct|kyle: what type of problem
[18:25] sinewav is now known as sine|afk.
[18:25] CaptainKirk|Mac: [link removed]
[18:25] tronner: Title: Last login: Sun Aug 22 18:08:5 - British English not found - 01bMEtsp - [link removed] (at [link removed] )
[18:27] CaptainKirk|Mac: Also, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a Unix application?
[18:27] CaptainKirk|Mac: I mounted the disk image and got a folder rather than a .app file or installer…
[18:28] ct|kyle: hmm, i don't know much about the mac release stuff maybe dlh does
[18:29] CaptainKirk|Mac: There was a Unix executable, so I launched it in Terminal and got what I posted at [link removed]
[18:29] tronner: Title: Last login: Sun Aug 22 18:08:5 - British English not found - 01bMEtsp - [link removed] (at [link removed] )
[19:30] CaptainKirk|Mac: soooooooo…
[19:30] CaptainKirk|Mac: Is anyone actually going to help me or should I just look somewhere else?
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[all links have been replaced with “ [link removed] ” ]Comment: FreeNode / #armagetron || irc.freenode.net irc.ipv6.freenode.net
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#303915* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<onewaystr> oh gosh
<Snack> Surely you jest
<funwes> I do not. And don't call me Shirley.
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<onewaystr> bah
<onewaystr> oops
<Snack> lol
<Snack> It was too much for you to fathom!!
<onewaystr> well, i was gonna say "Who are you, Leslie Nielson?
<onewaystr> But I pressed Control W instead of Shift W |
#304096* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Jormundgand> Man, I hate moon pies, they're so deceiving. On the outside, they look like a normal snack cake, maybe cream filled. But then you bite into them, and they're strange and unwelcoming
<@Loskene> you described bunny boiler women perfectly there |
#304121* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike> no its free straight up. they do have a different version of the game that is single player
<Mike>its in alpha stage apparently and they a want to im sorry
<Mike>i have to go
<Mike>pet my dogComment: Minecraft conversation derail
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#304255* (?/75) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Its not that I'm lazy nor that I procrastinate, I am just extremely patient. -Thomas Wipf |
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