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And this is why we have to kill the Elf Slave Pimp. Do we still kill you at the beginning of Easter? |
#305024* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
If you're not going to cheat a sports by making Time Warps, can I? |
#305025* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I'll just pretend to be Karen Gillan until I am either her or a graduate student. |
#305033* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The best people I ever knew were Albino... |
#305036* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kindly remove the rap from the Songs for 20-somethings and replace the rap with Alternative (for at least a portion of the songs) Please. |
#305050* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Checks under Stonehenge*: Nope! Nothing Emo down here. Just the Human version of Macaroni and Cheese... |
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Nobody kill themsevles! We still don't know whether re-incarnation is real! Confirmation that the Whoniverse is Reality is not expected until 2012, but Down Syndrome Doctor never expects anything, so... |
#305061* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
According to my calculations, Prisoner Zero does not jizz, he pisses. It looks more like the other one though... Paradox! I suppose this is what happens when Twilight Writers divide by zero... |
#305062* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mixelica: He's back...
BillMaher: I hate it when people say that... |
#305089* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The TARDIS does not go where He wants it too. It goes where he Needs to. It's like the plot of "Princess and the Frog". |
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Moot: NOBODY HUMAN HAS ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME!!!
Latino-Heat: Must translate Words of Moot into Spanish!
Mixelica: Got it.
Latino-Heat: That is the most retarded Spanish I have ever seen... |
#305106* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Who rewrote Michelle Belanger's hobby?
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: I know nothing for sure. |
#305115* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@steeev> (Link about Donna Simpson eating a 30000 calorie christmas dinner)
<@teleolurian> what
<@teleolurian> it's like the anti-steeev
<@d> fucking gross
<@teleolurian> your arch enemy
<@teleolurian> next, she's going to reverse-lipo-transplant all her grossness into everyone you love or hold dear
<@teleolurian> HOGGIN ALL THE TIME
<@steeev> die in a frying turkey fire |
#305116* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Skype Quote)
dogs are...cute
not....sexy
you know?
man's best friend, not man's fuck-buddy |
#305138* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The Westons live to stuff pills down your throat (or at least give therapy), but the Greys lay traps. Don't trust either Human Type. |
#305139* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HypotheticalClassmate: How did you come of with that incredible performance?!
Alice: I just copied something I Saw on TV... |
#305142* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
So I thought: That's it. I can't take this anymore. It's time I orchestrated this Bizarre Seasonal Mood Cycle to my advantage, and find an obsession to focus on. My obsession then "borrowed" my idea (or I'm just insane). |
#305143* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
What comes up must come down. I managed to escape depression for most of December while my my favorite character suffered endlessly. Come the Twelve Days of Cristmas, this trend reversed itself, and it was my turn to suffer. |
#305148* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Sgzfx> beep boop
<&HeeroYamato> boop beep?
<~Brandon> OH DEAR THERE APPEARS TO BE A CHOCLATE MAN IN MY WAYComment: brilliant conversation
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#305151* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Reads Lyndon B. Comic*
Mixelica: Didn't I see this same handwriting on TV?
Moot: Or do you just wish you did? |
#305154* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: This isn't fair... Why doesn't LizzeActingDude have to be gross?
ElephantMan: Because I already was gross I think... |
#305162* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*WATCHING DAVID TENNANT WALK IN SLOW MOTION AMONG FLAMES*
Anonymous: Slow walk of dignity...
Mixelica: Flames of virility... |
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Disclaimer: The following text is a work of fiction.
The Cast of the ''Jersey Shore''! Brought to you by... The Stonehenge Familiy! Who's a cute little British Edward Cullen! Who has nice strong tee-OW!!! |
#305209* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<A-KO> "What is a MAC address?"
<@Kodiack> LOL IT'S WHAT APPLE USES
<@solocommand> It's where you go to get it on
<A-KO> "I dunno, but mac and cheese is awesome!"Comment: #wowtech @ freenode
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#305248* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TRL> 'There is nothing to be regretted in one creature's being less well endowed than another: the variety of endowments adds to the beauty of the universe, and God owes no debt to anyone.' (St-Augustine) |
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