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#39728 (-1/161) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Vidgmchtr> I found that someone typed "Tampons!" on the google search tab of my web Browser and didn't care to delete itComment: studio64.yi.org/irc.opa-ages.com #gsc
#39774 (-1/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hurricane> My brother had to be a DJ at these special children's dance
<Hurricane> and he started playing a song called "Lets get retarded"
<LF> taking someone elses joke,
<LF> makes you retarded
#40735 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ozbear> linux users remind me of the jews trying to find the land of milk and honey...wandering through the wasteland for 40 years
#41744 (-1/167) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zero_soul> except in #politics, which most pollsters have already called for Bush
<zero_soul> fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your view), #politics has 0 electoral votes.
Comment: #elections on EFNet
#43456 (-1/197) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans
(Robo-Lenin) ok how's this
(Robo-Lenin) Your spelling sucks
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing you dick head
(^_PiRaTe_^) get it right
(Robo-Lenin) You shouldn't be saying anyone is pathetic when you can't even spell it right
(^_PiRaTe_^) bahaha
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing
(^_PiRaTe_^) how many times must i say it
(^_PiRaTe_^) you fucking moron
(Robo-Lenin) um
(Robo-Lenin) Who's the fucking moron?
(Robo-Lenin) http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) you
(^_PiRaTe_^) whats the bet thats an american site..
.. Mode: (wasted) sets (+b *!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au)
.. This (*!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au) ban affects (^_PiRaTe_^)
.. Kick: (^_PiRaTe_^) was kicked by (wasted) (your nick tickles my adamsapple -1162-)
Comment: #maddox | irc.whatnet.org
#44928 (-1/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-- F.R.A.N.C.E [31ms] has joined the channel.
<F.R.A.N.C.E> FLEEEEEE.
-- F.R.A.N.C.E has left the channel.
Comment: Micah.
#48774 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Elsparrow> oh yeah... how do I register my nickname?
<@laggerzero>  /msg nickserv register <pass> <email>
<+Elsparrow> k
<+Elsparrow> is <pass> a password or my nickname?
Comment: #hothardware
#49420 (-1/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eaglebird curls up with him while he sleeps
* UploadedMinds sends a Giant Attack Mozilla after Eaglebird
* Allanea sends out the SuperClippy
* Eaglebird protects himself with a generic Windows error message.
<Eaglebird> Bitch, yuo can't attack me because the memory at AFBC183ABBED:357F9CBA could not be addressed
* UploadedMinds 's Mozilla causes a 'Internal system error! Change OS!' message
<UploadedMinds> on Eaglebird's PC of course
* Eaglebird watches his PC kindly dismiss the error
<Eaglebird> Get a life
* Allanea DCCs one to Eaglebird.
#49426 (-1/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(swight): Gtalk is like my #gi IM now
(swight): Except for one person, all are from #gi
(tHM): i have a separate #gi gmail account just for gtalk
(tHM): and thanks to gaim, i can log in to both my gmail accounts at the same time
(Rjx`): that is cool
(tHM): no it's not
(tHM): it's a nerdy solution to a very minor problem
(Seker): haha
(tHM): which was i want my "real life" friends to see my name
(tHM): and my internet buddies to see "tHM" or similar
(dekkon): dont lie
(plantlife): yeah
(plantlife): you don't have a name
(tHM): haha
(Josho): you aren't a you
#50041 (-1/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Foobar800000: ebay Bold: the most expensive <b> in the world
#56291 (-1/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhoppenrath> xanadu: I don't get tested....I just fuck women.....and tell them I have aids......when they freak out....go get tested and call me crying from joy because they are clean I know I passed
<rhoppenrath> I'm cheap
Comment: irc.vaccus.com @ #main
#62128 (-1/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rob> but also making sure they are complete sets
<rob> which takes the time
<rob> just completed my fruit machine roms set
<rob> i was missing a few
<steph> :-O
<rob> i like to put on a baseball cap, put a marlboro in my mouth and play fruit machine roms - makes me feel like a chav
<steph> eChav
<rob> i just need a can of special brew to compelte the ensemble
<rob> then ill browse amazon.com and pretend im shoplifting
#85307 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jigsy> I couldn't even get laid in a morgue ...
#85538 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Grim: CST is California Standard Time, right?
#96272 (-1/865) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
GeneratorGamer3: So I camped out for an iPhone for three days
GeneratorGamer3:  And I was first in line, and I got up there, and the guy said they didn't have any
GeneratorGamer3: And I was all like "How can you not have one? It's an IPHONE!" and he was all like "Why would we have an iPhone at a Long John Silver's?"
#104939 (-1/163) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smyl> i told the new guy to login to every machine and get the ip addresses, and he asked if we need the ip address on the lo interface
#120247 (-1/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@m0rb> haha you quit wow entirely?
<@sloth> i hate relying on 16yos to have fun in a game
<octal> unless the game is anal
Comment: #**** efnet
#183427* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Timmy9213: what os are you on?
xXxsnowblitzxXx: os?
Timmy9213: operateign system......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: no idea wat that means
Timmy9213: i think we've gon voer this before.........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: =]
Timmy9213: windows.......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: hp
Timmy9213: ........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: rofl
xXxsnowblitzxXx: im guessing thats windows
Timmy9213: *SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK REALLY REALYL HARD*
#184969* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shinyboots>haha, there are cancer jokes too
<shinyboots>i'm fucking glad my dad hasn't seen it
<motorcity>why?
<shinyleather>his mate died of cancer
<motorcity>lol can i tell him some jokes
<shinyboots>haha, "hey, jakes dad, what's being eaten from the inside out, is in agony when he's not off his tits on morphine and is wasting away??" "YOUR DEAD MATE! LOL"
<motorcity> HAHAHA
#196261 (-1/111) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Unhuman> when cloning is invented
<&Unhuman> JUST THINK ABOUT THAT
<&Unhuman> A MILLION OF ME
<&Lyle> Oh. You're looking to recreate Munckinland, Unhuman?
#206713* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seriously> I refuse to play a server where I have absolutely nothing.
<Seriously> Only reason I don't hax crusade is because I'm already rich
<Seriously> ;~;
<Seriously> Rich in friendship.
<Seriously> /endgay
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#219877* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(asdfman): so sam
(asdfman): that mousse cake was teh horrible
(asdfman): teh incident i mean
(+MP3KSC): o rly
(+MP3KSC): oh
(+MP3KSC): i was gonna ask is that why you dropped it
#227732* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Punk not deadComment: Punk not dead
#231034* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alex>laurei ishot
<Alex>fcreppy i hand cplay ffr good
<Alex>WOW
<Alex>that was f*cked up
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