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#304286* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mark Morrison - Return of the Fap |
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<Alcon> have you bent her
<Ashes> went nightclubbing afterwards
<Ashes> was....interesting
<flyboy2112> yes
<flyboy2112> but the question was
<flyboy2112> have you bent her? :P
<Ashes> by that, you're asking "did i hit that"? :P
<Ashes> to that, the answer is no :P
* Alcon wasn't asking that but evidently robert was :p
<@Shadoukun> Everyone knows I'm not interested in heterosexual affairs.
<@Shadoukun> So I clearly wasn't asking that either
<flyboy2112> Well Robbie
<flyboy2112> I knew YOU weren't
<flyboy2112> also
<flyboy2112> <Alcon> have you bent her
<flyboy2112> <flyboy2112> but the question was
<flyboy2112> <flyboy2112> have you bent her? :P
<flyboy2112> * Alcon wasn't asking that but evidently robert was :p
<flyboy2112> what
<Ashes> lol
<Alcon> removal of context removes evident contextual shift in meaning
<Alcon> also you're a faggot.
<flyboy2112> Alcon I'm sure you're fully aware of the double entendre
<flyboy2112> which takes into account contextual shift
<@Shadoukun> So
<@Shadoukun> who likes cock |
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<+tsunderehime> its like fucking hilarious
<+tsunderehime> cuz this guy is so far from reality now
<+tsunderehime> that he's seeing shit
<+tsunderehime> cuz these drugs have warped his brain
<+tsunderehime> this is the best part
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: lol, I didn't tell you about the last DMT trip gamma had
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: so he was here sitting on my couch and we both smoked some
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: I had a fantastic trip where chicks were dancing naked all over everything
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: gamma said
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: a large ghost came out of the wall and told him to come with it
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: he told the ghost no
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: then blacked out
<Zetsunya-n> shit was that a black guy?Comment: Zetsunya-N is a bot that just says random shit that he's learned from other people talking and says it at random times.
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#304376* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Abhinav Singh: Man all of these years i was using notepad for coding...
Abhinav Singh: from the last 6 months i used vi
Abhinav Singh: and now i recognised the power of vi
Abhinav Singh: now i think why the hell i was using notepad for all those years |
#304380* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Aloha! glr |
#304403* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:59.22 ( Koolio ) hi
00:59.30 ( ChauffeR ) hi.
00:59.32 ( Koolio ) how do i script ?
00:59.34 ( Koolio ) pls hapl
00:59.45 ( Beremix ) lol
00:59.52 ( Koolio ) teach me
00:59.52 ( Koolio ) pls
00:59.59 ( mmrk ) 00:58.38 .•• Colin ( Colin@Colin.users ) left #sa-mp.scripting
01:00.02 ( mmrk ) 00:59.17 .•• Koolio ( Colin@Colin.users ) joined #sa-mp.scripting
01:00.04 ( mmrk ) Funny guy
01:00.06 ( Koolio ) gg
01:00.18 ( mmrk ) :o
01:00.21 ( Koolio ) fuckin smart ass |
#304438* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ragazzo> Dr_Schubert: >:/
<Dr_Schubert> Ragazzo: :|
<Ragazzo> *D:< Rather
<ProfChainsawFace> This music was played in the preview battle with Victini. It's a general Legendary battle, and not just Victini's, though.
<Dr_Schubert> Why the anger Rag?
<Azel> Maybe he's on himself?
<Dr_Schubert> ...XD |
#304439* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
FROM THE WINDOW
TO THE WALLS
SHAVED THE HAIR OFF MY COCK AND BALLS |
#304496* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Watashi> Woah :o
<@cyclone> Whoa what?
<+Twipply> What woah?
<@cyclone> ^
<+Watashi> Woah, woah!
<+Watashi> left the room (quit: ).
<@cyclone> ...bastard left us hanging |
#304499* (?/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joh> I've had a genius idea for a business!
<Joh> Children's funeral care in Africa. |
#304533* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Boobs. They make life awesomer, and on some "Occasions," make things "Hard."Comment: Lydia.P
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#304538* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stoner-evo> My gf needs to get her ass outta the shower asap
<Vinlaell> has anyone ever in their lives imagined sticking a gun in a womans vagina and shooting them to see what happenes
<delrio> Vinlaell: yes
<delrio> I'm sure there is someone on the internet documenting it
<stoner-evo> Lmao vin yes |
#304541* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Miko> Chuckle Brothers threesome
< Shad0w> to me, to you?
< Shad0w> (it was bound to be said)Comment: out of the blue
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#304548* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pharazon> ffff google books!!
<pharazon> Pages 51 to 463 are not shown in this preview.
<BlKereb> it's okay
<BlKereb> that part was just john galt's monologue |
#304572* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Katie> MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN! MAN.
* +Katie swipes the dildo
* +Katie makes herself cum thinking about Lexie man.
<+Katie> ~oof~ ... much better :) dude.. |
#304720* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dalby>one student "when pushing the policy i lost my interface, can you search for it?"
<Dalby> complete silence...5 mins later snowball smashing into the window
<Dalby> other student "there is your interface" |
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10:41 PM - Sgt AJC: Do you like rape?
10:41 PM - [B#] Devan: Not really, no. >.>;
10:41 PM - Sgt AJC: ok
10:42 PM - [B#] Devan: I AM GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
10:42 PM - Sgt AJC: me too, so you don't like rape right?
10:42 PM - Sgt AJC: what about murder?
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: LOL
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: I'm just kidding. I personally only like watching the weather channel
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: on sundays at 12:00AM :)
10:44 PM - [B#] Devan: `-`Comment: Best Steam chat ever
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#304741* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pokeplatinum> i don't know wat do do my mom woke up and she see's me on this web site i am done for. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TPO3> are you being serious
<TPO3> ?
<Zero> LOL
* Chimecho (PBGuest@9D7CD6F6.4A21627B.458B807B.IP) has left #pokebeach
<Zero> Your mom?
<pokeplatinum> yes
<Zero> um... how old are you?
<Zero> :3
<TPO3> if she sees you
<Ganon> is she walking again? I thought I had her tied down >:(
<pokeplatinum> HURRY SHE IS COMING
<Zero> xD
* Ganon marches off to the dungeon
<TPO3> why are you asking us to do something about her
<Muse> LOL ganon
<Zero> DO A BARREL ROLL
<Muse> hahahahahaha
<TPO3> IT'S A TRAP
* TPO3 is now known as Admiral_Ackbar
<Admiral_Ackbar> IT'S A TRAP
<Muse> HIT DAT LIL NEGRO WITH A FREEZE POP
<Ganon> wait
<Ganon> oh it wasn't pokeplatinum's mom I had in the dungeon
<Ganon> nvm
<DNA> and then you'll see the number 9000
<Ganon> it was Blake's
<Admiral_Ackbar> Pokeplatinum
<Admiral_Ackbar> are you still good?
<Muse> lol
<Admiral_Ackbar> did she catch you?
<Admiral_Ackbar> ARE YOU DEAD
<Hurricane> HE'S DEAD GUYS
<Hurricane> HE'S DEAD
<Ganon> OH GOD
<Ganon> OH GOD
<Hurricane> OH MY GOD THEY KILLED POKEPLATINUM
<Ganon> QUICK HIDE THE BODY |
#304769* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tgies> "I'm about to do a 9/11 on this bitch" -my new catchphrase, holy shit
<FireKing> whoa
<FireKing> a 9/11 is when you take two shits on the girl's stomach and then punch them with both of your fists
<tgies> no idiot a 9/11 is when you get both her nipples hard and then crash a plane into them |
#304808* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Success is a journey and getting over brick walls rather than learning a script you have to follow, the script comes after the journey.)
Tommy Giapalo |
#304928* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* razey (webchat@174-151-1-158.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #aospbot
<razey> hi
<mikedf> hi
* razey has quit (Client Quit)
<mikedf> bye
<JustinM> bye
<mikedf> im not leavin!
<JustinM> me either!
<mikedf> we have a connundrum
<JustinM> hhhmmm?
<JustinM> a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
<mikedf> holy sh1t
<mikedf> paradox!
* mikedf watches universe implode
<JustinM> now thats deep! |
#304953* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<King> im running win 7
<King> 84 bit ultimate |
#304982* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
That may be the last you hear from Mum, but I still have helpful thought-insertion hallucinations. I like them. |
#304985* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
My synesthesia indicates my guest room is haunted by Matt Smith. |
#304993* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Are you my perverted Orchestra Conductor? |
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