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<Swight> Hey! Look! It's the bash factory!
<Swight> I just had to come in and see it happen. |
#34478 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rpoop> when I was applying to colleges
<rpoop> in the section on the application where you can ask them questions, comments, etc
<rpoop> I asked a few what the tomatoes taste like in their area ;[Comment: #geekissues | Context: Discussing organic vegetables tasting better
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#34523 (-1/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
<Badtz> ...
<Badtz> that sounds like the plot to a strange japanese movie.
<Badtz> minus a few rapes.
<scyth> yeah, or a terribly wrong bukkake movie
<Badtz> same difference.Comment: #geekissues EFnet
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#34536 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* StoneCold wonders if they have /who, /whois and /whowas, why not have /whoare or /whowere ?
<Entrope> or /whocares
<coa||infract> heh
<ASk> or /dudewheresmycar
<ASk> :o
<Tetryon> just /stfu
<StoneCold> lmao
<Tetryon> alias stfu { exit }
<Tetryon> :)
<Tetryon> for mirc users :)
<StoneCold> :D
<StoneCold> yay!Comment: #linux on irc.gamesurge.net
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#34707 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<icy_one> damn
<icy_one> i downloaded 10 movies last night
<icy_one> i'm pimp
<FlintDB> thats the word i was thinking tooComment: #utopia
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#34759 (-1/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<apache-> she loves you , yeah yeah yeha
* Quits: predictab (~k@h212n1c1o1052.bredband.skanova.com)
<slashy> apache- is here bringing music to the chan :D
<apache-> :0
<apache-> :) even
<apache-> just thought i would put a little tune into everyones head
<slashy> yes... lemme tell ya... you did a great job.. THANKS FOR GETTING THAT SONG INTO MY HEAD
<slashy> murks ... damn caps
<apache-> hehe
<slashy> one day i will rip off that fucking capslock key from my keyboard :p
<apache-> lolol me too fella
<apache-> iam going to install, " oi!! ya feckin capslock is ona nd your about to type 122 words then look up "warning
<+WayneKerr> needs to be used w/ txt2speech
<+WayneKerr> So Microsoft Mary comes on and yells at you "WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?" etc.Comment: #gamehacking @efnet
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#35841 (-1/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Joins: ToM (TnS@p2p-3C7A660D.100mbps.ubr06.l33tsville.blueyonder.co.uk) |
#36212 (-1/171) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<issuez> how in the fucking shit
<issuez> did i buy soy milk instead of 2 %
<issuez> THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRYComment: #geekissues
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#36414 (-1/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<foszor> wtf fuck that
<foszor> why would i get married?
<foszor> ill just go find some bitch i hate and buy her a house
<foszor> that should save me 5 or 6 yearsComment: its so true!
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#36554 (-1/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lude> oh
<lude> man
<lude> I met these kids from england this weekend
<lude> that were spending their summer in nj
<lude> They were like "you americans have the weirdest sayings"
<lude> They refused to call it a bar
<lude> they kept saying "lets go to the pub for some pints"
<lude> when they asked where the pub was
<lude> I said "around the corner from my flat, mate"
<lude> in a poor british accentComment: #geekissues
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#36774 (-1/147) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nocturnal> wtf, Morsan in swedish means mom, so i call my mom on icq Morsan and a co-worker Micke so all i see is M... and i just sent http://www.neptuners.com/I-want-ferrari.htm to my mother |
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<Rucas> basically someone started DOSing q-cat.com so i edited the DNS to go
to nsa.gov
<Pi> Rucas: dns takes up to an hour to 24 to propagateComment: Evolnet, #gnaa
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#37887 (-1/185) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«TranceX» Please help us welcome Baron27 to the network staff and msg him.
[PRVMSG from Fornasic received]
«Fornacis» Now that you're staff
«Fornacis» Can I be your bitch?
«Fornacis» And become staff too through it?
«Baron27» I just became an oper.. so it would be pointless hehe.
«Fornacis» Oh...
«Fornacis» I'm talking about over the long term...
«Fornacis» I'll ride your coat tails to the top
«Fornacis» Even if it takes a YEARComment: This guy was willing to do almost anything to become oper
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(Toxik) aww crap..
(Toxik) I just realised my bnc encrypted everything I wrote in #mysql |
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<tmk> irid: running win98 was like being mentally challenged from birth, death didnt matter.
<Iridian> tmk, in w2k, you just get shot at leg, can't walk, but you can still curse and show your middle finger to people :) |
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<yayo> whats that torrent program that makes you not have to upload? starts with azn or something i think
<CrazyCoot> jewtorrent maybeComment: #geekissues
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#38026 (-1/157) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Da Glome> archive my cat photos
<Da Glome> you can photoshop in funny comments
<youyesyou> like "i hate my pwner" |
#38029 (-1/173) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@(goo) i'm bored
@(frosty_theaussie) that sounds like fun |
#38348 (-1/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+jeemsleep> last night i dreamed i had cancer and it turned out to be nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is |
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version duB: my parents were like
version duB: "relationships with women are made with honey, not vinegar"
version duB: so I said "actually I make mine with hydrochloric acid"Comment: aim convo
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#39009 (-1/83) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SysGod> HEY
<SysGod> not a lot
<SysGod> so you may take the xandros plung
<SysGod> thats cool
<SysGod> its a good os
<SysGod> i havnt used win since i installede it
<SysGod> typos grrrr
<SysGod> so
<||cw> yeah
<SysGod> you dont wanna continue this convo in here
<SysGod> sure
<SysGod> ok brb
<-- SysGod has quit ("BitchX-1.0c20cvs -- just do it.")
<Ch0s3n> he wasn't talkin to no one
<Ch0s3n> he was talkin to me
<Ch0s3n> he's new using bitchx and i was sending him private messages |
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<cjswimmer> wow, uninstalling SP2 for XP Pro fucked my system up real good
<Recidivis> installing it in the first place probably didn't help
<cjswimmer> well I was halfway through installation of it when I bluescreened
<cjswimmer> when I started up again it restored the system to a point before the install
<Recidivis> what a poetic xp fuckupComment: #geekissues
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#39465 (-1/129) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Ravenclaw) DUDE
(Ravenclaw) i just discovered a new trick for watching porn!!
(Ravenclaw) TURN YOUR RESOLUTION TO 640x480 !!!
(Ravenclaw) and all the pictures become infinitely larger |
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Ozstryker18: how do u spell that flower
Ozstryker18: toolups |
#39684 (-1/91) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD?
<Tarkaan> is it 2004 or am I drunk again?
<Jeffe> I think it's a little of both. |
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