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#20221 (122/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...
<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes? |
#22086 (102/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Painless] "when I reach an adult runlevel and have /dev/son0 and /dev/daughter0 I'm gonna teach them safe hex" |
#29103 (125/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RickoniX> Ooh, QDB2
<RickoniX> And you get to dig through the un-accepted quotes!!!
<RickoniX> woot
<j4_james> qdb2?
<RickoniX> Yeah, it's either the next QDB, or it's like Gnutella2, a ripoff :P
<RickoniX> It's at http://bash.cx
<Petah> .cx?
<Petah> thats enough to scare me offComment: #foogoo on BeyondIRC
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#29132 (113/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room |
#29683 (144/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> i have a friend who lives in orange county
<J3anyus> he has a penis.
<Conjurer> really?
<Conjurer> is it round?
<J3anyus> i think
<vegac> c0nj: j3's never seen it I'm sure
<Conjurer> wtf
<Conjurer> its his friend
<Conjurer> and he's never seen the penis?
<Conjurer> wtf kinda friend is that |
#31209 (127/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then |
#31237 (126/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* xXPr0dUcTi0nXx throws panik to the ground and makes him give PcChip head
* PcChip receives the head
<PcChip> Receiving: Head from [panik] :: 36% Completed
<PcChip> at a speed of 2 Strokes per Minute
<PcChip> *** Head - Fu
« xXPr0dUcTi0nXx » i figured he'd be better |
#84 (185/487) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt |
#109 (209/548) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins |
#436 (118/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it |
#624 (131/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again |
#956 (104/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries. |
#2200 (109/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<D\TOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<D\TOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?
<D\TOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards
<D\TOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo" |
#2523 (116/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme |
#4102 (104/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlipTopBox> Concatenate?
<mightyflo> its something sexual
<FlipTopBox> Concatenate can be sexual, baby.
<mightyflo> its something sexual to someone who hasn't taken a programming class |
#7854 (118/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Zaun] Zoid?
[Zoid] Yes?
[Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas?
[Zoid] No
[Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex? |
#8545 (131/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant... |
#9613 (117/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl |
#10908 (99/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days? |
#11153 (111/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jon^> i live in the UK
<fReCkLeS> where's that
<jon^> next to France
<fReCkLeS> okay |
#11739 (93/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn |
#421 (132/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months." |
#424 (132/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window. |
#1156 (102/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline
<Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there
<Viscant> thanks dr. drew!
<ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok
<ise> ew thin white worms?
<ise> WTF are those
<ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing...
<ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house
<Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month"
<Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap
<Dasrik> like
<Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?" |
#1826 (97/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out |
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