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#23910 (118/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<macro> DAMMMMMIT
<macro> i think i accidently installed gator
<macro> i knew this would happen one day |
#24155 (94/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
^john^> how come identd doesnt bind to port 113
evilgreg> make sure' its not taken
^john^> [john@ebz:~/oidentd-1.9.9.1] $ make sure
^john^> make: don't know how to make sure. Stop
^john^> anyone else? |
#24959 (90/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Stan casts Kill on InfoServ.
<Stan> *422 damage*
* Stan has quit IRC (valinor.sorcery.net kechara.sorcery.net)
* Kara has quit IRC (valinor.sorcery.net kechara.sorcery.net)
<A-C> Good kill |
#25655 (103/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aphelion> dude this fuckin thing scared the shit out of me
<aphelion> flying around in my room
<aphelion> and then i was typing and i look down at the keyboard
<aphelion> and its crawling in front of me
<aphelion> fuckin had to lay the tai chi moves down on it
<aphelion> i hit it mid-air with a red herring magazine
<Flatline-> hahhhahah
<Flatline-> tai chi?
<Flatline-> you stretched at it?
<aphelion> ..
<Flatline-> my mom takes tai chi
<aphelion> im sure tai chi can be offensive too
<Flatline-> hahhahhahahha
<aphelion> :( |
#28335 (81/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where they're going at all, 2. not see you, or most commonly 3. not give a fuck that you're there
<Mootar> or, in the case of old people, try to hit the brake and end up on the accelorator |
#29878 (131/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P
<xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID"
<jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks. |
#18421 (124/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me screaming in horror at the llamas. It was shrilling, like the kind of shrills you get washing your parents underwear, the kind of shrills that no man should ever hear. This was my hell."
<Fryth> i think your washing machine is b0rked |
#19209 (112/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<niwa> hey vildauget
<niwa> how's it hanging ?
<vildauget> nice indeed. been out, having some potatochips before bed ;)
<niwa> I was actually referring to your penis, so please constrain your answer to 'left' or 'right' |
#19371 (109/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xpander> yeah it's starting to get bright ouside here
<xpander> or maybe that's monitor glow |
#21600 (111/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Casper> I gotta shit..
<Casper> But I'm lazy.
<wex> same here
<wex> im at 65% shit level
<wex> 100% is when i shit my pants
<Phucker> haha
<Casper> I'm at like 73%
<Casper> and rising
<Casper> (I'm eating) |
#21752 (107/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GoddIs> i don have that many friends../.:(
<Meditate> awwww
<Meditate> i got 31 on MSN
<Meditate> and 44 on yahoo |
#22389 (107/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PaulZ108> no TACO BELL is better because they have pictures of Angelina Jolie on their cups
<ROUGE6> I can imagine paul rubbing his fingers up and down the cup as the smooth, wet, condensation drips off of agelina's body |
#23642 (97/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> insert key thwarts my attempt at correct grammar once again |
#27459 (133/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spazzer> last chick I screwed she hurt for a day afterwards
<spazzer> i got the nickname "the hammer" at work now from that
<spicrx7> hahaha
<spicrx7> spazzer works at a day care center
<spazzer> eww
<spazzer> you pedophile
<spicrx7> i'm not the one bangin 10yo's so hard they hurt for a day afterward
<spazzer> 35 year olds you mean
<spicrx7> yeah in dog years maybe |
#29264 (129/335) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Neverender> 0_o
<Neverender> why does my hand smell of urine?
<Cathode> You pissed on it?
<Neverender> ah, yes...Comment: #pcgf on GamesNet
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#29818 (202/540) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Optima|Kraft> http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/01/g3.health.reut/index.html
<Parak> great
<Parak> soon we're all going to be mutants
<Optima|Kraft> tru
<Matrim> However, cognitive functions such as memory and response times were boosted by both 3G signals and the current signals, the study found. It said people became more alert when they were exposed to both.
<Matrim> fuckin' sweet
<Matrim> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> However, reproductive functions such as erection and ejaculation times were boosted by both hentai and the anime signals, the study found. It said people became more horny when they were exposed to both.
<Parak> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> :/ |
#30358 (132/344) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KidHype--> Anyone try Fifa2004 yet?
<J3anyus> If that's your mom's AIM screen name, then yes. |
#31059 (106/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial
<dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!! |
#31748 (121/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gr> So, uh, both Gentoo's main servers and Red Hat Network are dead in the water at the moment.
<gr> Which one of you naughty children has been hax0ring?
<DJ-Pyro> sorry..I'll back off
* Lippizanr checks the weather
<gr> Pyro, you really don't have to be that ambitious just to get your letter published in 2600, I promise.
* Lippizanr snickers
<DJ-Pyro> it was to get the girl..not to get in 2600
<DJ-Pyro> Hey Lippizanr, I took down RHN and Gentoo just for you baby
<Lippizanr> wow!
<DJ-Pyro> see
<DJ-Pyro> it works
<Lippizanr> you really DO love me!
<Lippizanr> your hax0ring ways have woo'd me! lets go have sex! |
#31800 (118/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<felix> what is asl?
<felix> asshole? |
#32680 (141/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zero|> I may be a bitch, but we all know you suck cock for Teletubbies dolls.
<Col-Psycho`SS2> YAY! FRESH SUPPLY OF TISSUES!
<c0bra> I caught my mom masturbating once
<Devion> O_oComment: this all happened AT THE SAME TIME
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#32974 (148/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: man this coffee is so good, I can't stop smiling.
<Roj`>: what sort is it?
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: espresso, with 3 sugar and no milk
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: we ran out :(
<Roj`>: okay....
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: frak dserf se slke eoseif
<Roj`>: . . .???
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: hmmmmmm
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: not even i can work out what i was trying to sayComment: Too much coffee = ^^
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#114149 (86/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rabidmoth> When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons. |
#296965 (131/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MiracleBlue> Oh ffs
<MiracleBlue> Something smells like piss
<MiracleBlue> As in, dog piss.
<Looie> got a dog?
<MiracleBlue> I've got 2.
<Looie> BINGO |
#309108 (23/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~derpcat> iirc some reports from chernobyl said people tasted metal when there was radiation
<@Alias> Chernobyl was a graphite cooled reactor.
<@Alias> So that's easy to explain away
<~derpcat> well, it does go with the idea of communism
<~derpcat> this radiation belongs to all of us in equal measure |
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