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<Cinsu> I'd love to see a warning on something where the background is flashing black and white and the text is flashing blue and red and it says "WARNING: If you are prone to epileptic seizures..." |
#53469 (114/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pip> my stepdad hit my mom once and I nearly cut his balls off.
<pip> that was the best new years ever |
#54851 (121/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Katze> bronchitis rules.
<Katze> means every time Jen coughs, she'll tense up
<Chris-> LOL
<Chris-> no need to donkey punch?
<Katze> bingo |
#57433 (139/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moira_> I am currently installing japtalk support on lap-top
<moira_> so I can write "can I tuch ur boobs" in japa-nese
<pamplmoose> jokes on you the only japanese speakers who have boobs are white men |
#59657 (152/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Faery`Nymph> you know that position that you fuck on your sides, kind of like side-ways doggie?
<+fungirly> yeah
<Faery`Nymph> what's it called?
<M4rc> sex
<M4rc> naming it is just being a showoff
<M4rc> ='( |
#62110 (142/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Oyerth> You bastard.
<Oyerth> I don't want your pr0n!
<OBCT> ='(
<Oyerth> I'm sorry.
<Oyerth> I'm sure your pr0n is lovely. |
#34231 (133/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not being able to use linux on their network
<medium> and i got yelled at for installing linux, they said "it corrupts laptop hard drives, it fills it with useless data"
<medium> lol
<GyPSY> lol
<medium> AND it kept booting to linux
<medium> and he said he couldn't boot from a floppy
<medium> because i had a bootloader installed (lilo)
<medium> even though in stark contrast on the boot menu, one of the options clearly says "floppy"
<GyPSY> haha
<+crrj-working> Sounds like you need a new school.
<medium> I agree
<medium> i am disappointed w/ the one i am at
* +crrj-working hands medium a clue-by-four and a clue-bat for applying LARTs with both hands.Comment: Sometimes 'help desks' means the people working it need help.
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#35768 (137/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: Szeryf
* david5182 sets mode: +v Szeryf
<Szeryf> +v? is this some kind of insult attempt? |
#36004 (74/184) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* DannyCat|sleep tries to figure out what video codec his eyes run on.
<quen> danny - a few days ago after I took some painkillers I was getting moire effects on the carpet, so I recommend you don't use that one :) |
#37502 (73/179) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< leary> how many people does it take to have an organized religion?
< leary> cause i got an idea
< Systat> 2
< Systat> one to preach and one to beleive the bullshit |
#43442 (86/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkStatix>: Wat are you seen?
<farsideofbryan>: What?
<DarkStatix>: Rigth now wat are you seen in youre mind?
<farsideofbryan>: Very bad english.
<Kotjze>: Took the words right out of my mouth :| |
#44914 (56/134) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SeaQaeS> hey!
<SeaQaeS> you guys wanne hear something cool?
<SeaQaeS> I've got a telepatic connection with my PC...
<SeaQaeS> My computer is in my room
<SeaQaeS> when I go downstairs to lay on the coutch and watch some tele.. I often
<SeaQaeS> get the feeling I have to go upstairs again (after 15 in or 2 hours or something)
<SeaQaeS> And when I go look at my screen, someone is talking to me on MSN
<SeaQaeS> so my computer is telling me telepaticly that someone is talking to me
<SeaQaeS> nice of him isnt?
<SeaQaeS> its true
<SeaQaeS> hmm.. now its telling me that noone gives a shit |
#58525 (139/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrZodiac> One time I requested a feature in OpenBSD and Theo sent me a picture of him mooning meComment: #bifemunix efnet
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#78215 (120/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@norman> so, how many dates do you have to go on before it changes from assault to domestic violence |
#103236 (106/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks
<Liquid> I'm cured! |
#103864 (55/137) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kojispruke> I always claim to know how to play chess
<Kojispruke> and then I piss off my opponent when I start playing checkers
<Kojispruke> >_> |
#235987 (58/148) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ousti> I'm yelling at you in Korean right now, but you can't hear me!
<Raiden> Are you going "kekekekekeke Zerg rush ^________^" |
#297492 (135/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[%slew] RAM: Used: 1337/2559MB (52% Load)
[%slew] i had to open 9 instances of paint and 3 of notepad to get it right :\Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#298906 (74/184) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine
<vartopia> that you shoplifted |
#306745 (55/133) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her |
#307808 (55/135) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729
<&o11c> A UDP packet walks into a bar and says "I want a beer". The barman charges him twice but doesn't actually give him one. |
#17996 (109/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a mailbox that's 1394, and the first thing you think of is firewire? |
#19400 (90/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(willay): sex+workplace doesnt work i think!
(XorA): unless you are a whore |
#19462 (119/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get offended from my hatred towards fatties
< Hiko_Sejuro> I ONLY HATE THE ONES WHO CANT WALK |
#20195 (113/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him |
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