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#140839 (272/724) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snow_> going to go watch this video about a guy who masturbates
<snow_> 12+ times a day
<snow_> some uk channel 5 documentary called "i can't stop masturbating"
<snow_> this gay looking dude just wacked it in the bathroom of a convenience store
<snow_> and they got it on camera
<snow_> of like his upper body
<snow_> and him jacking away
<snow_> why did i download this
#145443 (304/810) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delirium> $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot()
#214880 (206/542) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~SHAGGSTaRR> "Whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
<~SHAGGSTaRR> Reaching around and thinking it's gone all the way through."Comment: timboss #dirt
#28 (336/899) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
#2402 (107/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
#3619 (114/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN
<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
#4118 (83/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<orange1> i think i got it figured out.
<orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why"
#4216 (110/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION
#4411 (132/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM.
#4881 (90/225) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her
#5521 (106/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
#6613 (113/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes
<@arftron> serious
<@meiso> wtf she is sexy
<@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking
#7264 (127/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
#7436 (95/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks
#7800 (96/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it
(PJ|) with alot better quality
(Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better quality?
#8289 (92/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
#8307 (105/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> HA
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
#9905 (116/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u?
<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
#10171 (117/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DeusXMac: sex?
themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sle ep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
#11208 (119/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Evets> I wonder what would happen if I were to eat some Brine Shrimp
<Mr_Evets> I wonder if they'd mix with the semen in my stomach and create a seaciety
<Sabrejack> yes. they would.
<Mr_Evets> Would they build statues of me and worship me?
<Mr_Evets> Then the other half build statues of something else, worship it
<Mr_Evets> and start suicide bombing each other??
<Sabrejack> quite likely.
<Mr_Evets> Excellent
<Mr_Evets> Because I already ate the brine shimp
#11215 (108/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Drezdar> !google teen pregnancy crisis hotline
<@Drezdar> Heh, don't ask.
#34579 (109/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<joe> http://joe.neoturbine.net:8000/packages < an incomplete log of everything i hav compiled and installed over the yrs
<DimaV> ^ ---- proof that u need to get out to RL more often
#41841 (81/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+achy) one of my mates is doing a psychology course
(+achy) shes studying stuff on drug dependancies
(+achy) anyway her textbook has 12 signs of being an alcoholic, and if you fit 10 out of 12 you are definitely an alcoholic
(@fourex) how many do you fit?
(+achy) my girls and I fit all 12 perfectlyComment: #bc on irc.uq.edu.au
#48446 (132/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* t|to is out of jail
<t|to> you know what's the biggest pain in the ass there
<FireEgl> Bubba's dick?
#53204 (106/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of all times
<@lolli> hehe that's very romantic
<@bc> better be in a safe place
<@Tempus_Vernum> safe place?
<@bc> dont want to be out wondering around the roads on new years now ..... around here at least.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh
<@Tempus_Vernum> we'll be fine
> Whois: Tempus_Vernum is ~Squidgy@p175-tnt1.dun.ihug.co.nz on @#ataricc
<@bc> meh, you are in New Zealand anyhow
<@bc> its different there.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh sure... if you drive off a cliff a mass of sheep will be sure to break your fall
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