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<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much |
#3132 (115/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sQuEeDeN> so much homework
<Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework
<shift> ass |
#4248 (113/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dark_un> monitors so dark
<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2
<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker |
#4367 (127/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window! |
#7013 (105/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars |
#8262 (120/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there.
<jeer> who am I going to date? |
#10067 (103/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water |
#220556 (97/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superlanb0y> to everyone : i bought awesome transformer today
<veganonymous> I bet you went into the store and was like "oh no this is for my kid"
<veganonymous> and they looked at your transformer shirt and were like
<veganonymous> "yeah sure dude sure"
<EHG> that's what I say when I go buy girls panties |
#305561 (33/73) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xved> proteins are the most important thing that lets complex cellular things work
<xved> and there are so many and they all can do different interesting things...
<@Rorschach> Can they dance?
<xved> certainly
<xved> some of them can zip DNA too
<xved> where would DNA be without proteins? its fly would be undone!
<@Rorschach> Yes, one needs to keep one's genes zipped |
#33362 (133/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ DanoF ) i think my monitor broke
[ DanoF ) what happens when the tube dies
[+shea ) lots of things
*** solerad [sole@216.85.31.178] has joined #quickbasic
[ DanoF ) mine turned purple
[ DanoF ) now it wont come on
[ solerad ) :|
[ solerad ) what
[ solerad ) penis?
[ DanoF ) hey didnt see that coming
[ solerad ) i pride myself in being original and spontaneous
[ DanoF ) then my sarcastic comments must cut deeply
[ solerad ) yes |
#34261 (177/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS" |
#36396 (83/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@m4rine> everyone be quiet for like
<@m4rine> 10 minutes
<@m4rine> so i get bored of irc
<@m4rine> and go to bed |
#38719 (83/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< MrVacBob> 50% of people in the world are above the median weight
<[SA]EvilCanadian> I know thats bullshit right now without even trying to comprehend it bob
<[SA]EvilCanadian> dont even try to pass that off as fact
<[SA]EvilCanadian> WHEN THERE IS CONTINENTS LIKE AFRICA IN THE WORLD, AND POPULATIONS LIKE INDIA AND CHINA, THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT 50% IS ACCURATE
<[SA]EvilCanadian> kthx |
#39172 (78/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list
<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently! |
#39366 (88/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
draco_malfoy_slytherin_prince: Hey, what do I write about this theme: "Creativity: Our World's Natural Resource?"
draco_malfoy_slytherin_prince: It's for a nationwide essay contest, and I just ran out of ideas.Comment: It's obviously a finite resource. . .
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#40857 (111/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blister> you know whats sweet about et?
<blister> everyone plays with a ping of like, 350
<blister> and i ping 30
<blister> do the math... :D
<blister> its like a retard fight
<blister> where i run around and shoot handicapped kids
<blister> i LOVE itComment: #brained / irc.nullirc.net
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#44140 (64/158) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<biounix> i am building this little inventory system for work
<biounix> a side project because shit seems to disappear
<biounix> and we need to keep track of stuff right
<_stan> you need help with the fraud module?
<biounix> haha
<biounix> what type of fraud module?
<_stan> the kind that can pull shit out of the inventory so you can steal it, of course.
<biounix> nah
<biounix> i dont steal shit from work
<_stan> yeah, because you don't have a fraud module.
<biounix> hahahaha |
#45542 (103/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find & play the shockwave games on the trojan condom website...Comment: irc.archspace.org #archspace 6666
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#49596 (141/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Erika> fuckdammit
<shminux> hi to you too, Erika
<Erika> Hi shminux.
* Erika stabs things.
<shminux> 'sup?
<Erika> Oh, just a torrent I really wanted just died on me.
<shminux> ah... could be worse
<Erika> True.
<shminux> hmm, that being huggles, I could have said something more comforting
<cmantito> damn right
<shminux> well, say something... she is crying her eyes out here, cmantito
<cmantito> the torrent is in a better place#
<cmantito> it's in binary heaven now
<cmantito> jumping from seeder to seeder with ample bandwidth
<cmantito> with all the trackers it could EVER want.Comment: mWtNet, #huggles
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#70701 (152/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rm-rf> !8 die of starvation or eat lunch
<Willow> rm-rf: die of starvation
<rm-rf> damn |
#75676 (136/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Pk] well on aol they just let me click on whatever smiley i wanted. this website is too complicated |
#14130 (103/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver)
<eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy?
<eX|remix-> he has a hot sister |
#17244 (143/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Muppet> *arf arf*
<damnyoure> *slap slap*
<Muppet> *bite bite*
<damnyoure> *bang bang*
<Muppet> *die die*
<damnyoure> *bury bury*
<Muppet> *rot rot* |
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<|NightChade|> Chinese smorgasboard and beer - $15
<|NightChade|> 3 glasses of red wine - $6
<|NightChade|> 4 salami sticks and a gurana energy drink - $8
<|NightChade|> 2 litres of coke - $1.80
<|NightChade|> The screams of horror of your toilet - Priceless |
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<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event. |
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