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#53602 (126/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJ_Yami> I don't have any friends in this neighborhood yet
<aoshi> How long have you lived there?
<DJ_Yami> 6 months |
#55852 (129/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<axiom> heh my sister's friend got molested by a gay guy he had to share a bed with on a band trip..hahah
<Socks> what's so funny about that?
<axiom> he's working to become a priest |
#56663 (114/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@cristipengraffe> Exchange we just had:
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi: "I am at the mercy of my cookie whims"
<@cristipengraffe> Jeph: "Well, I am at the mercy of my occasional booze whims"
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi: "Well, my whims do not effect my liver function"
<@cristipengraffe> Jeph: "Well, MY whims don't effect the size of my butt"
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi and Jeph: "Touche"Comment: #qc
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#33252 (114/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WorkDug> i guess i need to go back to school :p
<Gr8_Dane> School is beyond you. Aim lower. |
#34703 (126/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<darkchron> someone know of a good database i can get for free ?Comment: #MySQL
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#36044 (77/195) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[olleke] last night i was to drunk to walk
[olleke] so i drove home by car
[grindA] good job olleke
[olleke] not a smart plan
[olleke] parked it in the garage
[olleke] without opening the door
[reeseboisse] hah
[B-Boy Boogie Smalls] lol
[olleke] nasty sight when ya have a hangover
[olleke] so i puked again
[B-Boy Boogie Smalls] lol
[olleke] need a new car
[olleke] this one looks rediculous now |
#38415 (113/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snottyboy> Mary's father has five daughters:
<snottyboy> 1. Nanna,
<snottyboy> 2. Nenne,
<snottyboy> 3. Ninni,
<snottyboy> 4. Nonno.
<snottyboy> 5. ??????
<snottyboy> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
<Dragon> Nunnu
<snottyboy> Nunnu? NO! Of course not. Her name was Mary
<snottyboy> read up
<snottyboy> :P~ |
#41891 (85/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
LCobraG90: ok i pasted it like u said to
[I][c][e]: Ok, good.
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
Deranged: >:)
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has joined #scripting.
[I][c][e]: Hey
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
[I][c][e]: keke
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has joined #scripting.
Deranged: Hiya
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
Deranged: hehehe
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has joined #scripting.
[I][c][e]: Hey again..
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
[I][c][e]: Hahaha
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has joined #scripting.
Deranged: Boo!
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
* Deranged highfives Icey
* [I][c][e] highfives Derry
Deranged: Who'd have thought he wouldn't notice the little 'on *:TEXT:*:#:{ /p $chan }' in the script we gave him? >:) |
#42758 (91/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< jnc> use someone else's underwear
< jnc> i mean
< jnc> bandwidthComment: #freematrix on irc.freenode.net
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#47396 (138/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Mayseth dies
Jeter: wewt!
* Jeter steals all your stuff
Mayseth: :(
Jeter: I was trying to get your other arm to fall off so you couldn't resist
Jeter: But death works too
Jeter: I'm emotionally scarred for life, but I've got your stuff
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: But none of it could ever replace you!
Mayseth: not even the computer?
Jeter: no amount of overclocking would make it hot enough to equal your warmth
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: what?Comment: Geek Love <3 (chat1.ign.com)
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#49934 (174/462) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
S*****Hitokiri: I need love
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13Comment: Ed. note: SmarterChild is a conversation bot on AIM
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#77882 (144/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten people in Doom, holy shit! If you kill ten people in Quake, totally awesome! If you kill ten people in Counterstrike, it's [kicked by console]. |
#83974 (144/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lip> It's 7:37
<Lip> Six time-zones behind us some nerd is laughing his ass off at the time |
#109865 (216/580) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-:- easymac [easymac@xxxxx] has joined #epilepsy
<easymac> EVERYONE TYPE THIS
<easymac> /timer 0 0 //color background $rand(0,15)
<easymac> it's really cool |
#152127 (206/550) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jig[g]ster> yeah ignore me i'm on acid :P (methamphetaminelly speaking)
<@jig[g]ster> er, metaphorically* |
#303386 (130/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jer> on a side note, love the new iphone headset -- they don't tangle as easily
<jer> s/headset/earbuds\/whatever/
<erica> earbuds == evil evil evil
<jer> erica, three evils? thought just two?
<erica> Left ear, right, sinuses
<atomicbird> if the earbuds hurt your sinuses, you're probably using them wrong |
#310390 (33/77) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> to explain reddit, it's basically a large anus comprised of many sub-anuses |
#14794 (111/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently |
#15009 (82/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8) |
#15436 (99/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ
<Inferno> he's black u fag
<Godfather> oh |
#21765 (91/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mom> !eightball clean your room
<NuckleBot> Don't count on it, mom. |
#22455 (97/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sarnaen> [sarcasm]
<Sarnaen> [/sarcasm]
* Sarnaen claps
<Sarnaen> fuck.
<Sarnaen> [/stupidity] |
#24572 (129/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShadowRage> I woke up this morning and thought I was a carrot :( |
#25049 (109/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[TearsofPearl] AUGH WHY IS CALLISTA FLOCKHART DATING HARRISON FORD?! NOOOOOO!!
[Q] ....uh.
[Q] Because he likes having a woman he can hide in his suit bag?
[TearsofPearl] *LOL* cheaper air fair.
[Q] She's my carry on. *L* |
#26297 (115/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl. |
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