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<Glorfindel> noooooooooooooooooooooo. my foooood!!! |
#311004 (32/74) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<contra> i love the dentist
<contra> they rip out your teeth and give you pills
<contra> its like dating an abusive drug dealer |
#311147 (23/51) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BaloneyGeek> TIL Samsung has a fashion division
<Fuchs> well, they make wearables
<BaloneyGeek> Also clothes, apparently
<BaloneyGeek> They also make military hardware
<BaloneyGeek> And they, in some capacity, were fundamental to the building of both the Petronas Twin Towers and the Mia Khalifa
<BaloneyGeek> Err... Burj Khalifa |
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<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery |
#843 (121/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
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#951 (126/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces |
#1176 (114/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson" |
#1462 (122/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing
<PwRPufF> :/
<PwRPufF> shut up
<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance
<PwRPufF> hehe
<nexxai> dyed hair? |
#1693 (94/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation... |
#2360 (117/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher's fish, if you know what I mean |
#3878 (152/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<nARcOtIC]> right
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is.. |
#6688 (118/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin.
<kitten> You're my sweetie pie.
<Danelope> Oh yeah? Well, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snickums-snookums.
<Danelope> You're the apple of my eye.
<ry4n> fuck you guys.
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<Danelope> Hahaha. |
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*** Now talking in #-[TF]-
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<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass |
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Panny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer.
RebelPrincess: don't.
Panny: I could sell my soul to Microsoft for a computer.
RebelPrincess: don't!!!! |
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HolyViper7: it could be worse :P
Ebyan: It could be better
HolyViper7: everything could be better
Ebyan: everything could be worse
HolyViper7: not oprah
HolyViper7: she cant get any worse. |
#10983 (99/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope |
#11656 (108/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jester> When will the queen name her Court?
<Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink....
<Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES |
#34960 (128/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJEvan> woohoo, my dad stopped reading bash
<DJEvan> apparently theres too much racism and homophobic quotes |
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#37190 (78/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Wolfy does his bit to erradicate capitalism by using lower case :P
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#49093 (155/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: shortie ~ When I was a little girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed, and put one finger in. Now I am a woman, and full of all the charm, I can get four fingers in and HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!! ~ |
#49447 (144/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrMog> god damn I hate overly "random" people who are thusly extremely predictable
<Kjiersz> heh
<MrMog> I wonder how you say lamp in french |
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<Timelord> I am heading down to Cingular to go punch a CSR in the face.
<Timelord> Later all.
<Tuan> haha
<TacoWork> chip a tooth for me.
<mattsteg_> if you don't get your monthly quota of punches in, they roll over to next monthComment: #2cpu on irc.freenode.net
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<kinglol> help! my monitor just crashed!!
<richy275> did you check the plugs?
<kinglol> hello anyone here?Comment: no comment
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