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#17269 (114/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf |
#18142 (104/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks
<Joelz> Good.
<Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway. |
#18711 (109/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<smg-neut> jnine7101p31@cg.yu
<smg-neut> 3 foot telescoping demon cock.......CHECK
<smg-neut> ..wtf..
<smg-neut> Other people get virii, but I'm the lucky recipient of emails about 3 foot telescoping demon cocks. |
#18761 (119/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat?
<Kathy102> hi
<drunkers> not you crumb |
#19458 (122/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[RP]nanoTech> the study of physics will always be safer than biology, for while the hazards of physics drop off as 1/r^2, biological ones grow exponentially. |
#20771 (112/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<j0nkatz> SHIT!
<j0nkatz> SHIT!
<j0nkatz> SHIT!
<j0nkatz> Tornado siren!!
<j0nkatz> brb |
#21513 (108/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eDAN> That makes me think...has there been a wirework porn movie called "The Mattress" yet?
<eDAN> If not, I need to contact Larry Flynt and Tsui Hark pronto.
<eDAN> "You see...the machines realized that mankind is a natural battery, and we put off joules and joules of heat in our everyday life." "Whoa." "And damn, we REALLY put off a lot of heat while we fuck."
<Gavok> "There is no condom."
<eDAN> "People...are like...a virus. But a virus with nice tits." |
#22314 (99/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(splinter) stupid vending machine...
(splinter) my first chocolate got stuck, so i figured i'd buy a second one so it would push it out
(splinter) only the second got stuck too
(@Lethy) "owned!"
(splinter) third time lucky and now i have 3 blocks of chocolate >:( |
#23987 (121/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
britty has joined the channel
* e_read molests britty
<e_read> oh and... hi!
britty has left the channel |
#24194 (117/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+DarkCraft> yeah well evil don't win many popularity contests...
* +DarkCraft knows this.
<@FlowerChild> DarkCraft you are in no way evil
<+DarkCraft> I am in the sense that I choose to opt out of the whole good/evil axis in favour of more empiricist ideas.. ;)
<@FlowerChild> blah you still fall asleep cuddling soft toys |
#26296 (90/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«Narc|LAG»: Yaleman rebooted the ricetek server today. 291 days of uptime gone :o
«Cav»: is that like losing a family member? |
#29042 (107/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ùíù haxgirl [haxgirl@got-owned.by-the.usfederalagencies.net] has joined #emu
ùíù Topic (#emu): http://haxgirl.digitalspork.com/haxowned.txt <-- pwn3d :/
ùíù Topic (#emu): set by Conj|WORK!conjurer@gotbnc.com at Thu Aug 14 15:16:03 2003
<haxgirl> As if this day couldn't get any worse...
<haxgirl> My kid found my vibrator under my bed and through it off the balcony.
<mp`> perfectly normal
<J3anyus> hahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> fucking *owned* |
#30376 (147/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes...
<Lizking> dont worry ThunderClaw, soon, you'll be broken in
<Lizking> and this wont disturb you as much
<ThunderClaw> You know,
<ThunderClaw> this is the same reason I don't go looking at goatse.
<ThunderClaw> MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE MENTAL IMAGES, THANKS. |
#31711 (159/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OldManPeterson> once, i was fucking this girly doggy style and she farted right. really loud too, well the bitch looks at me and goes 'its talking to you". so i was like, 'well, tell it to stfu" |
#32157 (182/450) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Could somebody open this pill container for me? |
#32498 (153/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.
<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
<|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO! |
#32998 (191/473) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cowboy> HI GUYS
<Cowboy> OOOPS I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON
<Cowboy> WAIT I HAVE CAPS LOCK DISABLED ON THIS MACHINE
<Cowboy> OH OOPS I"M HOLDING DOWN SHIFTComment: #CkB
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#12017 (113/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company? |
#12271 (115/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think its cool |
#13731 (112/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events |
#14198 (157/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/? |
#14232 (120/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.
<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?
<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.
<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father
<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know |
#15361 (112/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@dR¦> gn
<@AN¦FunG> nn
<@dR¦> nn ?
<@AN¦FunG> night night
<@dR¦> my granny used to say that
<@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ?
<@dR¦> :P
<@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat |
#15437 (109/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a sudden
<WarBuddha> sigh
<WarBuddha> my computer hates me
*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer) |
#16266 (101/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(dx) i once ordered sears siding for the condo complex across the street
(dx) they showed up
(dx) and knocked on the first condo
(dx) and the dude called the landlord
(dx) and he comes out
(dx) and starts screaming at them
(dx) sears calls me back and asks whats wrong and i told them i had no idea what they were talking aboit
(dx) sears never called me again
(dx) :) |
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