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<eDAN> That makes me think...has there been a wirework porn movie called "The Mattress" yet?
<eDAN> If not, I need to contact Larry Flynt and Tsui Hark pronto.
<eDAN> "You see...the machines realized that mankind is a natural battery, and we put off joules and joules of heat in our everyday life." "Whoa." "And damn, we REALLY put off a lot of heat while we fuck."
<Gavok> "There is no condom."
<eDAN> "People...are like...a virus. But a virus with nice tits." |