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#60519 (128/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dekkon> i just got gas for $2.58
<Rjx> he bought mexican foodComment: #geekissues
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#61921 (140/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rem0> the hitler miniseries was pretty cool
<ANGRY> damn i missed it, what happened? |
#33709 (137/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<el_oso> I want to make my own internet.
<el_oso> :(
<pinin> you should so we wouldn't have to see youComment: #GeekIssues
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#33968 (110/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: Alcohol 120%
<Brisby> or equivalent
<Chaos`^> How do you use it? it will run an image without burning it?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: acts like a virtual CD drive
<Chaos`^> Sweet ass thanks!
<Chaos`^> Now I can play my porn games without having physical evidence lying around |
#33975 (125/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it
Serrated Sp00n: lol. All chinese food is americanized, Hannah.
Serrated Sp00n: Real chinese people couldn't afford to eat chinese food the way we do. |
#35297 (159/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: eLe|A (~zerg@pD9520CC7.dip.t-dialin.net) (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.) |
#36333 (87/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Unrelated> Wheel of Fortune should be called Fat People Guessing |
#39268 (90/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I'm voting kerry this election
<Rjx> I can't vote directly
<Rjx> but I find easily influenced people over the internet
<Rjx> and convince them to vote on my behalf |
#39937 (85/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@527] (20528) helf: gah, i was having an awesome dream!
[@527] (20528) helf: it had naken women in it, starcraft and computers
[@527] (20528) helf: but noooooooooo, my dad HAD to wake me up |
#40196 (96/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VooDooMoN> especially since i just got asked to be on staff at one of the largest lan parties in the US
<tooo> virgincon2005? |
#41508 (127/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
FAP@Work: REMEMBER :)
FAP@Work: Democrats vote TUESDAY :)
FAP@Work: Republicans vote WEDNESDAY :) |
#46199 (77/183) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrWorm> shit
<putaid> what?
<DrWorm> I just fucked over Josh bad
<putaid> how?
* Joshinator has joined #myhead
<DrWorm> I screwed his girlfriend
<Joshinator> who the what now?Comment: he found out :-X
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#50589 (138/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calathar> i'm playing civ2
<Calathar> get this
<Calathar> the japanese will kill me if i don't give them mathematics
<Calathar> YOU'RE THE FUCKING JAPANESE, YOU'RE BORN WITH IT |
#51593 (127/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Florgenblorken: did i tell you my cousin ran away
Caracarn52: nope
Caracarn52: Go on.
Florgenblorken: hes like a drug addict and just bad news in general, and he hates his parents. so i hear from my dad last week he ran off with 1200$ and has been gone for about half a week. but heres the fucked up part. he asked me last time i saw him, "hey dude ive been thinking of running off think i should?" and me being an idiot says, "yeah man sure why not" since i thought he was joking
Florgenblorken: whoops |
#57958 (141/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted
Toba: even toilet paper patterns
rcaron: Copyright (C) 2006 - MPAA/rcaron <======= seee?
Toba: D:
Toba: you're making me feel dirty
rcaron: and yes, i did make a deal with the devil (in the pale moonlight noless)
robert: rcaron, you let the mpaa touch you?
Toba: show us where the mpaa touched you on the dollComment: #wpi
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#65720 (125/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :)
<HellDragon> bad
<HellDragon> i get drama everywhere
<HellDragon> im glad that im not emo
<HellDragon> i would have no wrists left |
#69717 (150/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight.
<miscca> hahahah
<miscca> make him put out?
<miscca> you have not been married long enough for that missy :)
<Djinna> i'm gonna tie him to the bed and sit on his face until he makes me smileComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#73312 (161/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
+Kvn: cause mcafee is the gayest one out there
@Stirk: It is, it really is
@Stirk: I'd rather use iTunes as my antivirus |
#311313 (9/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@itszn> Only 53 days, 8 hours, 34 min, and 15 seconds until Christmas
<@xerphn> im already looking forward to the one after that |
#13608 (109/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys! |
#14804 (130/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual |
#15665 (124/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that she annoys you.... haven't spoke to her in over a month and she's msg'd you a few times on aim but you didn't reply... do you think calling her and telling her it was all a big joke is believable? |
#16678 (120/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS !
<dunnakin> no you didnt you lying fuckhead
<extrasupreme> ok, i made it up
<extrasupreme> damn. |
#17347 (101/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit. |
#17960 (113/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court |
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