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#2724 (135/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.
<Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER |
#2841 (117/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin
<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector |
#3703 (122/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[dodgey ] wow!
[dodgey ] somthing fucken weird happened
[dodgey ] i just deleted porn :| |
#4797 (135/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?
<detmod> no java, duh
<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java
<detmod> what the hell is l337?
<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O |
#6330 (126/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh? |
#6849 (156/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cmw> ok how about this one
<cmw> Dear Natalie,
<cmw> How's it going studying at Harvard? I bet it's hard. I am sorry my sweet but sometimes life is hard. I love you. You are so beautiful and smart my darling. God made you so perfect. Will you marry me? We could be so happy together, forever. We have so much in common, you are in Star Wars and I like Star Wars. Can't you see we were made for each other.
<cmw> Yours Always,
<cmw> Cody Crenshaw
<ShadowFang11> yea, thats good |
#10655 (112/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD? |
#11410 (117/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;) |
#114 (224/559) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it |
#452 (125/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents" |
#1051 (128/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's |
#1661 (108/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND!
<DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room. |
#3027 (116/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex |
#3194 (121/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dot> one sex
<dot> eek
<dot> sec
<dot> damn that typo
<Alexander> sure
<Waldo> paging doctor freud...
<Waldo> paging doctor freud... |
#3658 (120/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
<auslandr> better? |
#3670 (112/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that |
#4349 (100/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator.
<Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified.
<Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller.
<Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow.
<Kashan> he's waiting for your call |
#5883 (121/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around, he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?"
<defz> wait
<defz> are you a guy? |
#6393 (113/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?' |
#6919 (125/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats
<piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit?
<pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings.. |
#7201 (119/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence
<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet |
#7344 (100/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all
<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving |
#7787 (111/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!" |
#8074 (117/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Q-Ball> Average Ejaculatory Speed
<Q-Ball> 28 miles per hour (45 km/hr).
<Q-Ball> you could kill a small mammal with that |
#8309 (103/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks? |
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