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#22907 (136/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LordCrank> you're a closet pedophile.
<goatasaur> closet? |
#23976 (103/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test or quiz is like asking me if i'd rather eat a piece of pizza or cut my nuts off with scissors |
#26328 (144/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tfg> What's the vatican?
<tfg> Is it a resturant or something? |
#26408 (97/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can |
#28354 (120/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Corster> ops plz?
<Anaxis|workin`> what do i get out of it?
<Corster> gay cybor sex
<Anaxis|workin`> Deal.Comment: #sf
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#28708 (132/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fox> monty
<Monty> ibot?
<iBot> Monty?
<Monty> lol
* iBot laughs out loudComment: Monty and iBot are bots
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#29162 (138/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FroSTy_> i had an all night lan party last night :)
<FroSTy_> fun fun fun...played about 15 games on 3 computers :)
<NGN> cool
<Martin64> i was partying all night last night, but with girls instead of computers |
#29423 (127/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com) |
#29856 (143/353) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<altus> yanno what sucks
<altus> when you yawn
<altus> and then in the middle of the yawn you start laughing
<altus> and then you feel weird because you didnt finish the yawn
<micronix> yea that sucks |
#32515 (146/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I |
#32794 (118/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mek> I was cutting open a gingko biloba gel cap
<mek> and it exploded
<mek> got some up my nose
<Rykan> HAHAHA
<Rykan> I mean, oh sorry to hear thatComment: #MxO
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#171 (173/432) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops |
#705 (115/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:) |
#2048 (87/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body
<Morbii> heh
* Slander takes a step back from birdsigh
<Birdzii> heh
<Birdzii> sore throat + rash
<Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation
<Morbii> jkjk ;P
<Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then |
#2468 (117/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person |
#2489 (109/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable? |
#2550 (117/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever? |
#2555 (123/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@SYch0> fuck
<@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought
<@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again |
#2831 (119/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<snag> you know whats funny
<snag> im big
<snag> but im not that fat
<eldee> that's what all fat people say |
#3110 (125/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone
<putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this
<putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with:
<putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes. |
#5396 (87/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+SirLudicrus> type /who *.edu and you see why college students fail so much |
#5751 (101/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :(
[OpsuPup ] umm, try the internet
[OpsuPup ] i hear there's lots of porn on there
[Nemesite ] really?
[OpsuPup ] apparently
[Nemesite ] shit i would never have thought of that |
#5761 (96/232) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows
<A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience? |
#6756 (90/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* compupc1 really wants a new version of something
<compupc1> anything...i just feel like upgrading
<PetrDoubt> /dcc send compupc1 trojan4b38.tgz |
#7692 (123/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass |
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