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#17105 (108/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex
<@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know
<@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex
<@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks
<@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff
<@KelPearl> whoa
<@KelPearl> sweet idea |
#17123 (119/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Vrex989: know wonder you failed english |
#17945 (126/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Iggz> screw it
<Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich
<Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me |
#17971 (96/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~
<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box
<glacius> that'll sound good...
<glacius> till they're stolen. |
#18801 (125/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kint> King Quest :)
<Kint> OPEN DOOR
<Kint> LOOK SWORD
<Kint> FUCK GNOME IN ASS |
#19356 (104/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
X25 subnet: you know what i realized as i was rebooting
X25 subnet: if it wasn't for the yellow light bulb and his daily tips
X25 subnet: i wouldn't know shit about computers |
#19709 (106/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<triviabot2> 31. With whom do you associate: "mom always liked you best"?
<XX01XX> my cock
<XX01XX> wait... no |
#19798 (111/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D3adlode> http://decoy.iamod.com/badday.jpg
<D3adlode> ...
<Taylor> thanks for that D3adlode
<D3adlode> you're welcome
<MaDCoW[sleep]> ;s
<FaQz0r[zof]> hahah
<Taylor> no really, thanks for showing me the picture of a FUCKING PENIS, while my mum walks in with a drink YOU COMPLETE SHITHEAD, at least provide a damn warning |
#28461 (116/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
CuteSkidz: stealth panda sucks
CuteSkidz: my cock
CuteSkidz: all night
TheRealBotD: But you don't feel him sucking your cock
TheRealBotD: Because he's the STEALTH panda |
#28598 (135/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* woodss has Favourites
* fungi has Bookmarks
* morner has a secretary :P
morner: well, more of an assistant really
morner: ...
morner: ok, it's a pda |
#28799 (120/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ruumis> my dad is like super-homeopathic man
<hilltop> does that mean he can read the minds of gay people? |
#29007 (98/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Lycanthor]: Own it then. This machine is public useage.
[pHluid]: Lycanthor, you're making yourself look really stupid.
[MagiusMoo]: Lycanthor: You don't mind if I try?
[Lycanthor]: Go ahead.
[Lycanthor]: I just restored a Ghost from april.
[Lycanthor]: Should be easy.
[pHluid]: No RPC patch?
[pHluid]: Hah.
-› Quit: (Lycanthor) (eternity@wv-morgantown-cdnt1-bg5-8b-b-175.mgtnwv.adelphia.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[pHluid]: Nope, no patch. :) |
#30122 (109/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@JFeeple> Loth: it gets worse, one of the preferred "methods" of hair removal involves hot wax
* @Lothtiriel winces
<@SuperXdude> yowsie
<@SuperXdude> we use super sticky tape....great for friends who pass out drunk
<@Lothtiriel> that's painful enough... but boiling wax? that's insane
<@JFeeple> remind me never to pass out within 500 miles of X |
#30379 (124/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Wolf|> I can cook
<|Wolf|> as long as theres instructions on the box
<Xaignar> 1) Remove wrapping 2) Microwave until edible, which is neverComment: #jack
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#31061 (117/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> I'm sporadic
<synec> i think they have a cream for that now |
#31488 (155/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #asc11pr0n
* Demented-Idiot sets mode: +o Segosa
<@Segosa> give us the ascii pr0n
<@Demented-Idiot> ( . ) ( . )
<@Segosa> omg
* @Segosa jacks off |
#32501 (121/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> those are the kind that end up being freaks
<maff> they just go nuts with the sex
<Badtz> yeah
<Badtz> after they break down and try it
<McMoo> that's how matt was
<McMoo> except with krispy kremes instead of sexComment: Discussing women who judge others for having sex
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#300090 (36/78) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i want to scale it down proportionally?
<OnErr0r> um.. math? |
#300152 (151/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Oddlot> Also FuzzyPlushroom: Another good day at driving.
<Oddlot> We hunted down my instructors ex |
#307294 (35/79) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
M4arin: brb
Rwa: again?
Rwa: you need to start telling me what you're ditching me for, i'm bored.
Rwa: or maybe, you're not afk at all. you're probably sitting there, in front of your computer, getting annoyed by the new-message-on-steam sound as you try to focus on whatever porn you're watching and jacking off to?
M4arin: fuck you
M4arin is now Offline. |
#307520 (54/124) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%[ill]will> psyfail: I need you to do something for me.....I need you to kill a man you do not know, for reasons I can not explain, in exchange for an amount of money that cannot be discussed.
<+psyfail> [ill]will: can i rape the corpse?
<%[ill]will> you make that deicision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you need the corpse to be completely intact when it is found?
<%[ill]will> you make that decision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you mind if pictures of it eventually get to the internet, or if groups of people are allowed to do whatever they want to it for an hourly rate?
<%[ill]will> as long as you blur out the pubic region like the japanese do
<+psyfail> can i take the corpse to the bahamas and recreate the 1980s smash hit movie Weekend At Bernie's with an independent crew from Hollywood and a second crew in New York to shoot the background shots we'll need when we wrap in June?
<%[ill]will> the person has an ankle bracelet and cant leave the state |
#258 (182/452) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject' |
#1331 (113/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<felix> that raid card is gonna saturate that machine
<felix> that's like giving a chihuahua a fire hydrant enema. |
#1648 (140/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married" |
#2723 (114/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face. |
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