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<The Ranger> it takes me a whole fucking hour these days to get out of bed since i'm off school for a bit...
<The Ranger> everytime i wake up early i subconsciously think "Great! that means i can get more done today..."
<The Ranger> but also i give myself a little more time in bed, and then when i get out half the day is gone =(
<The Ranger> i'm such a lazy ass
<The Ranger> how about you?
<HeYpReStO101> i have sunken back into getting up no earlier than 1 everyday
<HeYpReStO101> and i find that i seem to masturbating a lot more
<HeYpReStO101> double win |
#67098 (115/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<erf> You know, I never expected to spend my sundays arguing which character out of stargate is hotter. |
#75576 (188/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ALGORYTHM> make your own wikipedia entry then you too can be right |
#82974 (161/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire? |
#295379 (27/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it |
#295853 (102/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xexyz: Nothing makes a dump feel epic like when your ipod shuffles up the indiana jones theme as you sit down |
#300574 (162/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sarig> Now, my evil plan to conquer earth is nearly completed
<Sarig> No wait
<Sarig> It was just a file transfer |
#303792 (35/77) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emFox> Kali ma!
* emFox rips Novu's still-beating heart out of his chest and lowers his body into a flame pit.
<emFox> Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
<Novu_Ferret> This is how I know he loves me |
#12547 (139/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<veggie> when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus
<veggie> and he couldnt quite pronounce truck
<veggie> he pronounced it fuck
<sully> back to work with you :)
<sully> LOL veggie
<veggie> so he looks out the bus window and says really loud...
<veggie> OH MOMMY BIG FUCK
<sully> LOL!
<veggie> hahaha
<veggie> BIG HUGE FUCK
<veggie> firetruck = firefuck
<veggie> dumptruck = dumpfuck
<veggie> etc.. |
#13486 (123/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable
<ToastyX> I never get peered from it.
*** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) |
#13942 (94/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Agent_grey> kei: welcome to the internet, for the unintiated, it is a place of high exageration and fairly little reality, the rest of the net is filled with spam and porn |
#14336 (117/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies |
#14733 (119/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving |
#15184 (110/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank
(cypheh): its part of my daily life too
(Pulse): aye
(senn): same |
#15668 (102/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amm> I blew up a $590,000 spectrometer today
<amm> xney: yeah, but its covered under insurance
<amm> I quenched an NMR 700mhz magnet which caused an explosion in the
computer room destroying all the sparcs in there :D |
#16107 (122/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room
<altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room...
<g-o-d> you mean outside?
<altair> g-o-d: yes
<altair> with the yellow Daystar
<g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet
<altair> yeah...
<g-o-d> cool |
#17297 (131/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car
<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?
<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?
<Roppongi> finger paint
<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint
<NT5> lol
<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good
<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba
<Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint
<Enhanced> except finger paint
<NT5> we gonna paint us a car |
#17340 (117/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reston> make jizz ice cubes
<reston> thats a fun party prank
<stu> you realize that's cryogenics
<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
<stu> what if she puts it up her twat
<reston> the sperm will be dead
<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
<stu> no it wouldn't
<reston> yea it would
<stu> uh.
<stu> how do you think IVF works?
<reston> theyre organisms
<reston> theyd die
<reston> i dunno
<reston> you know too much about sperm
<stu> well, i have a lot. |
#20445 (120/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #Arleah on irc.alterdreams.net
<Fehr> BY THE GODS
<Fehr> it IS up!
<Bigom> it's up
<Fehr> see you in there..
<Dom> Fehr and Biggom have just discovered viagra. |
#23609 (135/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Iori> Caerbannog, You might be a RedNeck if, Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
<Khamul> Iori, you might be a Retard if, You have a really Retarded Script that has no idea about, punctuation and Capitalisation |
#25604 (137/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
<MiG-S0up> are you gay?
<jer|SYIOUX> no
<MiG-S0up> cuz if u are thats alright man
<jer|SYIOUX> ...
<MiG-S0up> i mean i always supsected something
<jer|SYIOUX> I'm not gay
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> stop hitting on me
<MiG-S0up> i'll give u a ride to those gay support rallies
<MiG-S0up> i mean if thats ur thing
<MiG-S0up> cuz its ok
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> i'm not gay but I do think keanu reeves is hot |
#27835 (118/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Migishu> Tai Chi - Kung Fu in bullet time |
#28315 (132/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access |
#28489 (113/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_FOO> Zocor's is pretty funny
<The_FOO> #47717 +(17)- [X]
<The_FOO> < zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
<The_FOO> < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
<The_FOO> < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
zocor [ptwd462m@staffanstorp-187-76.skbbip.com] has joined #errorfm
<zocor> carry on
SignOff zocor: #ErrorFM (Quit: Leaving)
<The_FOO> whoa
<callahan> you said his name three times
<AxEmpire> close call there
<callahan> he heard you
<The_FOO> hehe |
#28962 (132/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
LiL Kitten587: shut up
LiL Kitten587: im sneezing
LiL Kitten587: geez
LiL Kitten587: achoo acchoo
Topher587: wow
Topher587: it must've been loud for the sneezes to type themselves |
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