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#294406 (233/545) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Bucks) That is why you hate midgets?
(@Fantasy) yep, I blame that evil midget in rehab
(refused) no rehab is complete without an evil midget
(@Fantasy) headbutted me in thr balls
(refused) LOL
(@Fantasy) and he was perfect height
(refused) rofl
(Bucks) rofl
(@Fantasy) his head was literally crotch height
(refused) who the fuck even does that
(@Fantasy) that midget
(refused) ... yeah obviously... but wtf.
(@Fantasy) after you spend a month making midget jokes
(refused) lol
(@Fantasy) to a cocaine addict in rehab
(@Fantasy) than on family/friends day having all your friends make fun of his midget kind
(@Fantasy) he came up and said something like "stop shitting, dog"
(refused) you kinda deserved it then
(@Fantasy) I laughed
(@Fantasy) he said you want to start something
(@Fantasy) I said say it to my face
(@Fantasy) and LAUGHED
(@Fantasy) he headbutted me in the balls
(@Fantasy) I was on the ground
(refused) yeah of course
(@Fantasy) crying
(refused) I'd give that fucking midget a medal
(@Fantasy) so he squatted down and said "stop messing with me"
(@Fantasy) right in my face
(Bucks) what an wesome midget
(@Fantasy) had to get a new roomate after that
(@Fantasy) since the midget was my roomate
(@Fantasy) and since then I've been afraid of midgets |
#294950 (243/571) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@swight> A black hole "is not a hole in the usual sense," says Amy Barger of the University of Hawaii Institute for Astronomy.
<@Rjx_> haha
<@swight> Thanks Amy Barger!
<@swight> she means you can't have sex with itComment: #geekissues
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#297646 (91/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Leshok] "having sex is like making fractions, its improper when the larger ones on top"
[&quazy] but how else would they reach a whole |
#300527 (33/65) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
{rammy} all i really know about electricity is white to bright, black to brass, and green to ground.
{Alejo} and two in the pink one in the stink
{rammy} that's sex alejo
{rammy} wrong subjet
{Alejo} uhhh its the shocker |
#304801 (42/88) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SaberUK> Rfsancho: do soviet russia jokes make sense in russian?
<Rfsancho> they do if you reverse them
<Rfsancho> "in US of A, you drive CARS!" |
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<DarkestLove> what's a troll thread?
<Raiden> DarkestLove: A coveted cloth made by the trolls of old; it sells for many thousands of gold on the marketplace. |
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<Craige> Much better. Now I have spell checknig
<Craige> ...fail. |
#658 (153/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection speed, and storage space. Not desire. |
#2539 (120/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex?
(metalfrog) yeah
(metalfrog) he lives with my ex |
#2701 (145/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D |
#2713 (113/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink? |
#2730 (111/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
[xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too |
#6152 (126/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be returned in January 2003 |
#6701 (126/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon
<Eric> Horseback Archery.
<Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times.
<Kataclysm> Yes, but a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by.
<Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down.
<Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either. |
#6870 (132/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added. :) "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..." "You get that thing away from him!"
Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones? I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction? A Scotsman? Or a guy named "Bones"?
Brucha: Something like that... Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion...
Jim Smith: He's such a slut...
TangleToy: *wipes off screen* I swear. Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me. |
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<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys
* aquacavi crosses fingers
* dr_rotcod crosses his penises
<teste_fly> :0
<aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen |
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<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic |
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<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman.
<+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one |
#9157 (119/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Moonli3756 : my butt looks 100 times better than your face
Shaboobooboo : and gets fucked over 10 million times more |
#9406 (116/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd. |
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<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O |
#10361 (145/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
<Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it |
#10997 (120/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder? |
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<TekMounty> I think I'll have to go to a confessions, at the adaptive technologies expo, there was a 19 inch lcd screen just sitting there, I though to myself "If I ran out with this none of these disabled people could catch me" |
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<niles> If you use that logic, then using a completely open and unsecured network would be ok if you sealed the computer in a locked metal box, since it would deter physical attacks by baseball bats (ALL attacks are of equal value, right?). Or you could say that adding the line "WWJD" to the telnet login prompt would be a valid defense since it would lower the instance of attacks by Christians by 80%. |
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