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#7200 (111/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE. |
#7288 (118/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her |
#7831 (124/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III
chips are going to get in the next few weeks?
<TeeCee> Cheep enough to be able to use them for floor tiles. :)
<Oberon-> TeeCee: Wow, cool thought! Massively parallel floor tiles -
a kitchen floor you can count on! |
#8210 (114/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vino> when we first got our chickens
<vino> we got all these differant ones
<vino> and some of them fighted
<vino> and no jokes
<vino> one of them
<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
<vino> and did a victory dance
<nim-zero> serious man
<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous |
#8728 (106/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Linguica> wooo
<@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked
<@arioch> whoa
<@arioch> arcing hydra bow
<@Linguica> and such is our difference |
#10465 (128/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something?
<Sopabuena> Yes
<Squinky> I know about 8 with that last name, but none with a different one
<Sopabuena> If you go to Vietnam and shout "NGUYEN" everyone will look at you |
#10760 (137/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser ..
TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship |
#95496 (309/735) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lash> What's worse: Cancer or AIDS?
<Lash> Cancer. Because with AIDS, atleast you got laid. |
#118322 (156/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jumpatrain> i never got an answer to what P really is
<Mephisto> jumpatrain: it can mean p-value
<jumpatrain> what does p-value usually refer to in a medical study?
<Kasadkad> man I hope my doctors don't go onto IRC and ask what the letters in their studies meanComment: #math
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#180674 (97/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@irix) I have a tenetative job interview scheduled for early next week at comcast
(@irix) this week?
(@irix) this tuesday/wednesday
(@kcid) you'll be there sometime between 8 and noon? |
#208366 (30/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i need new windows at work all the time... blank pages or google to quickly alt tab to them
<Drcoco> how about actual work
<Drcoco> to alt tab too
<prof3ta> yea right... they'd never buy that one |
#297681 (90/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jason: need to buy a few things
Jason: 1, set of goalie gears (most expensive... need to spend time shop around.. would cost $600+ brand new)
Jason: 2, hockey bags (prolly can get what i want for 20 bucks. just need to make sure size is big enough)
Jason: 3, my mom's spoon rack
Me-MSN: why do you need to buy that?
Me-MSN: doesn't your mom already have a nice rack?
Jason: she's asian |
#298766 (71/157) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< amee2k> fow: provided i had enough to drink, i'll satisfy your every desire :)
< fow> :o
< fow> amee2k, including the one where Left4Dead works on my laptop through Wine? |
#300788 (151/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #coding
<ih8censorship> so want to hear about how I got a date?
<ih8censorship> with a girl?
<Dr_BadSpoon> express it in C++
<ih8censorship> hm
<ih8censorship> class girl{
<ih8censorship> public:
<ih8censorship> void Computerbroken(){Goondatewithgeek();}
<ih8censorship> };
<ih8censorship> girl Erika;
<ih8censorship> Erika.Computerbroken();
<ih8censorship> Ih8censorship.mood("^_^"); |
#301667 (41/87) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Knoeki> My penis runs Linux.
<Knoeki> It has a high uptime, works well under load, but when load gets too high, it dumps it's core and reboots :_D
* iamalion formats Knoeki's penis and installs windows 95
<iamalion> not anymore BUHAHAHA
<Knoeki> iamalion: yeah, but now you can play more games with it ;_)Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301807 (56/120) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SMD>i am gonna retire now
<SMD>gotta read some more lovecraft
<Her>lovecraft??
<SMD>h.p. lovecraft
<SMD>he was a scifi horror writer of 1920 or so
<Her>i thought it was some romantic version of warcraft |
#303156 (125/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dd7> sigh
<Marcus> whats up?
<dd7> i was eating a sandwich on my electronics workstation right
<dd7> well i ended up getting bread crumbs in the breadboard
<dd7> go figure |
#306225 (100/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!" |
#38911 (68/150) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
 Duff: man it's cool how the walking trees fuckup the white wizards tower
Name|ess: if lotr never existed and Duff said that
Name|ess: I would want your acid |
#45946 (77/171) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sharpi> i got attacked by a group of seagulls on the ferry home today :(
<Bill> ha what happened
<sharpi> i was out on the deck and i noticed these kids were feeding french fries to the seagulls and thought that i'd give it a try
<sharpi> so i go buy some fries and i go out and start feeding them
<sharpi> having a good time until the seagulls that didn't get any got mad or something and started trying to swoop in for my fries so i cover them up and the next thing i know i'm getting shit on by them
<sharpi> it's hard to explain to your wife just how you could manage to come home covered in shit |
#46505 (137/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LiENUS> anyone ever have trouble with neopets.com crashing squid?
<korozion> LiENUS, not anyone over the age of 14, no |
#47776 (138/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
instaathome: What does being peaceful have to do with not wanting a massive fuel-powered cannon? |
#54816 (148/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<progen> ive converted to lmaoism |
#55159 (124/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<misato> kat how would we breathe
<kat> or something...
<kat> through our mouths?
<misato> but our noses filter out crap whereour mouths cant
<kat> hmm...
<kat> i suppose we could evolve moouth filters
<kat> oooh, or fancy tongues!
<misato> lmao
<misato> but kat
<misato> what about oral sex
<odj_310388> what would be the purpose of fancy tongues?
<odj_310388> wait
<odj_310388> i retract that statement |
#73523 (181/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kai> the impetus to get out of bed and go for a piss is immense right now.
<Kai> oooh, a coke bottle.... |
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