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#14799 (151/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> im having an orgasm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> wtf |
#15360 (131/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship. |
#17873 (127/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x
<vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm
<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra
<vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid |
#17897 (119/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deh> fuck
<deh> man lead singer of hanson
<deh> fuck shes so hot |
#18450 (111/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<carcoal> what's a good car?
<carcoal> truck or sub
<jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal |
#18717 (115/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twinge> Laziness + Apathy = me sleeping in my clothes. |
#19560 (111/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keltus> 1 year ago, I was sitting here programming my web browser using the WebBrowser control in Visual Basic.... thought C++ was too l33t for me :p
<Keltus> I wish I could go back in time and impress the hell out of myself |
#22055 (131/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lassie> actually i remember when I was about twelve, I bought "pot" off an older student
<Lassie> and I took it to show my sister
<Lassie> and she started ROFLing
<Lassie> and told me it was just basil |
#22297 (114/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good. |
#23752 (121/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brad> i really need to drink more so that drinking a little doesn't get me so drunk |
#24907 (126/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nimitz> if a tree falls on a lumberjack, and there's no-one else there, does he make a sound?
<will> "Oof." |
#25343 (127/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house |
#25479 (134/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake |
#25608 (112/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.
<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin! |
#25658 (141/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloadi ng_music
<McMoo> thanks, utah
<McMoo> "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."
<t|to> ;[
<t|to> somebody find out his IP |
#27906 (145/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chabo> have you guys ever noticed that quite a few of the quotes on bash.org deal with people who go on IRC and tell everyone about it when something major happens, rather than do what they should, which is usually go to the hospital? |
#31941 (151/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+ snakeyes) holy shit
(+ snakeyes) holy shit
(+ snakeyes) i have found my new vice
(+ snakeyes) inserting a syringe into my foreskin and pumping air into it
(% EyeReesh) omgf
(% EyeReesh) that is like scary dude
(+ snakeyes) why
(+ snakeyes) its so fun
(+ snakeyes) could be the first video i make with my digicam
(+ snakeyes) so far im up to 12 cc of air
(+ snakeyes) 22
<!- Later -!>
(+ snakeyes) i think im gonna try urethra air
(+ snakeyes) OH MY FUCK
(+ snakeyes) OW
(+ snakeyes) OH NO
(+ PsychoBud) lol
(+ snakeyes) HOW CAN YOU LAUGH
(+ PsychoBud) your dick explode, or your bladder?
(+ snakeyes) i dont know
(+ snakeyes) its just burning
(+ PsychoBud) probably your dick...can't get much air into something the size of
a tinkertoy
—› join: ( b4d_k4rm4)
—› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+v b4d_k4rm4)
(+ snakeyes) i will be the first to admit that i have a small penis
(+ snakeyes) ..
(+ snakeyes) hi b4d
(+ b4d_k4rm4) sup |
#33102 (150/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though.
<triple6> that would be the vagina. |
#33108 (121/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phaedrus> note to self, dont use the aliases page in mIRC as a note pad |
#12123 (123/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?
<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?
<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy
<EvilElmo`> whats IRC? |
#15562 (120/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that? |
#16281 (127/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM
<Jugernaut> today is pop metal day
<kaleido> haha
<kaleido> i like to refer to it as 'aluminum music'
<kaleido> since its not as strong as metal
<kaleido> and it will eventually fold up and be thrown out |
#16617 (128/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deke> hrm
<Deke> thats scary
<Deke> that hot korean chic from the world cup
<Deke> was a man
<|WaR|> i knew it!!!!
<|WaR|> i kept telling ppl...the neck dammit |
#17209 (144/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not so good in english....
<Sterring> use simple words
<Nickname> you stupid |
#18388 (136/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Calrathan attempts to use Dragon Dictate)
<Calrathan> I can talk quite quickly into it so long as iodine nun C8 my words pressed to enter
<Calrathan> I can talk to wait quickly into it so long as I mean on C8 my words press and Turkey |
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