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<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!! |
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<C8H10N4O2> you drink something that contains a part of me. =D
<ducklord> that scares me in so many ways |
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* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket |
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<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in the bathroom
<ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing
<ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8 fucking am
*** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th'
<ckx> yah that's pretty funny
<ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth |
#1778 (183/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus |
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<Mike> ARGH SHIT
<Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS
<Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE
<Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL
<Mike> bye bye everyone
*** Mike (~M@194.165.170.168) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed)
<Jumper> heh
<Jumper> "phone" |
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<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said.
<matts> hahah
<[prefix]> haha
<matts> What a doofus
<skycriesx> whered u read that
<myzery> the onion |
#3830 (120/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though
<ScumDog> don't take it wrong
<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude? |
#3934 (130/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
<D1> need some backup?
<D1> I mean...
<D1> ok, that was really gay.
<maff> I don't get down like that d1
<D1> I apologize.
<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1 |
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<Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up
<Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the eye itself isnt damaged
<Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous?
<Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other lung problems but they can also burn your eyes. |
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* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter. |
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<hakan> I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a blow job. It totally destroys the fourth wall, which is so very important in a porno flick. |
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<caspah> I woke up
<caspah> half on the couch
<caspah> half off
<caspah> with no clothes on
<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch
<djcrom> used?
<caspah> yeah
<caspah> BUT
<caspah> my gf left last night
<caspah> she went to a friends
<caspah> my gf wasn't here
<Vapno> was your ass sore?
<caspah> actually yeash |
#10021 (117/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P |
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<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke |
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* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon |
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<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for
<DigDug> ascetic?
<DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/
<achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a monestary
<DigDug> Ahh.
<DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life on the Internet?
<Medieval> yes, e-scetic. |
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(kellai) fr0g is cuddly
(kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire |
#1110 (164/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache |
#2413 (110/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this
<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving
<myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day
<myhero> that's what I did today
<myhero> it felt great
<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday
<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day
<myhero> yeah maybe
<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people
<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday
<myhero> hate people a little bit more |
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<spazzer> !quote *_bas*
<festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me |
#3169 (123/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it
<Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
<myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.
<Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
<Joshua> *appologies?
<Joshua> soemthing like that
<Joshua> fuck it
<Joshua> i'm an american
<Joshua> i don't have to spell |
#3306 (111/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[|crazy|] channel is +s
[sk8-girl] whats +s?
<thc\ip> cant tell u
<thc\ip> its a secret
[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\ |
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<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
<RastaSaf> of course the correct answer to that quote would be: how long did it take the doctors to remove it from you? |
#4583 (132/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees. |
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