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<EmperorVlad[EE]> man skorp
<EmperorVlad[EE]> you know what
<EmperorVlad[EE]> i hate you
<EmperorVlad[EE]> i hate you with a passion
<EmperorVlad[EE]> like that really evil kinda hate
<fragk> love-hate relationships are funny ;)
<EmperorVlad[EE]> where they guy is taking up both lanes
<EmperorVlad[EE]> and u just want to run him off the road
<EmperorVlad[EE]> into the little school children
<EmperorVlad[EE]> and like him flip over a canyon
<EmperorVlad[EE]> but not die
<EmperorVlad[EE]> but just lay there in pain
<EmperorVlad[EE]> for about a month or so
<EmperorVlad[EE]> cause i would shoot anyone that came near u to help
<EmperorVlad[EE]> yeah
<EmperorVlad[EE]> i love to hate skorp :)
<fragk> ...
<fragk> you may now kiss the bride |
#19551 (118/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zanok> Im watching this build your own computer thing on the spanish channel
<Zanok> you hear a bunch of gibberish followed by "motherboard" |
#20401 (104/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bucketms> any idea how fast your comp is?
<dan> how do I check?
<bucketms> go to the desktop, right click on My Computer, go to properties
<dan> i have GENERIC IDE DISK TYPE 46!
<dan> SWEET |
#20447 (137/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lav> my brothers are drag-racing the tractor |
#22760 (135/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you" |
#25124 (144/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times. |
#25183 (95/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place. |
#28965 (122/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Piratez]> lol i had ice in ma glass, i left it for a while, i just took a look at the glass and i was thinking, 'who the fuck stole ma ice'...
<[Piratez]> go figures where it went :) |
#29509 (126/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<voltzy> ok, i'm just not going to say anything till they adapt to my being there
<blazemore> :)
<voltzy> they seem hostile
<DigDug> many people never learn that first lesson of irc |
#30303 (148/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start" |
#30777 (118/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FooBarBaz> It seems a bit slow.
<Eldritch> hm my connection isnt maxed or anything *shrugs*
<Eldritch> could be that my upload cap is killing my downlaod speed
<FooBarBaz> Eldritch- Oh. Wait. I just rememberd I'm on dialup.
<FooBarBaz> I must be more tired than I thought. |
#107571 (210/494) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zeralug> I don't like cheese
<+Lash> Why not?
<Zeralug> It smells
<+Lash> Well, by that standar, I don't like you. |
#230 (156/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do |
#400 (172/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving |
#484 (173/404) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes |
#833 (150/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland? |
#1490 (108/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.
<jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something |
#1784 (103/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI." |
#1976 (116/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit
<__NoBoDy_> heh
<__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck
<BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow |
#2497 (126/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals |
#3237 (130/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tisha> dialup boy!
<supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)
*** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer) |
#4257 (126/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it |
#4395 (149/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS, MAN" |
#5303 (115/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with internet 7.0" |
#7178 (146/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer |
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