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#81483 (255/591) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO!
<Trinexx> If I catch you with your dick in my vaccuum cleaner one more time, I'm gonna kick the shit out of you. Are we clear? |
#301089 (118/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cmihai> eval 1/1
<evaluator491756> cmihai: 1
<flyingparchment> eval `uname`
<evaluator491756> flyingparchment: AIX
*** [Signoff: evaluator491756 (Remote closed the connection)]
<Tempt> you killed it before I could have fun
<cmihai> This is the first bot I wrote, mkey? :P
<e^ipi> massivesecurityholebot 0.1 ? |
#12151 (117/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/
<Mad-Cow> You can get them
<@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D
<Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em
<@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife... |
#12798 (106/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent.
<mmmichael> what does lent do to you?
<mmmichael> does it fuck you up? |
#14589 (115/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack |
#16264 (114/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UGPYitEarp> I think part of McDonalds employee training is a seminar called "dealing with the failure you call life" |
#17067 (110/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support
<@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7 |
#17453 (110/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.
<Diamond> Which has great music.
<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music? |
#17881 (134/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89 |
#18080 (152/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser |
#21446 (142/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Number1> what do you do when you have a file that refuses to delete?
<Deech> first, you demand, then you threaten, finally you launch an offensive.
<Deech> Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
<Number1> lol
<Number1> I put a gun to its icon, but it still wouldn't budge.
<Deech> some of those files grew up on the wrong sector on the wrong side of the tracks.. they're hard core, yo.
<Number1> "On the next Jerry Springer: Files gone bad."
<Deech> See it now! Hot file on file action! |
#24011 (132/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag
< CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel
< CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg |
#24566 (129/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got sloshed then i temporarily left the establishment and then i saw a schoolbus parked outside so i was like FUCK THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS REAL LIFE I AM AN ENGINEER -e- REPRESENT FUCK then i started taking off the bumper / mirrors / stop sign then i got arrested and they took my shoes / shirt and threw me in jail
<Shock[JR]breakfast> all i could do, while i was sitting in the cop car, was make fun of the laptop |
#25185 (119/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt
<maxracer> whats rtfm
<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out
<maxracer> man rftm? |
#28935 (141/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikaro> asdasd
<held> bubu
<[Piratez]> mating calls? |
#29891 (176/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|JohnDoe|> hola.
<Martel> lo, unidentified man who appears between pipes |
#30771 (150/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<colombianp4> how can i download some hardware? |
#32201 (154/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kool-Afk> did you know 65% of woman are bi-curious!!
<Kool-Afk> and its still rising!
<]TRI[SilenT_DarknesS> wow where did u learn that
<Kool-Afk> The Man Show |
#32230 (201/463) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> KING ME
* invader_mog sets mode: +v Gothic_CatGirl |
#679 (151/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?
<gargos> No... I've got homework to do. |
#765 (175/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun |
#1821 (144/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men. |
#1963 (126/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving |
#2942 (124/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #cars
*** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks'
<spazzer> no gay sex talk eh?
<spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then |
#3217 (178/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<natescape> There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do. |
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