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#3891 (111/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving
(Amanda`) Herpes? |
#6755 (111/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box |
#6789 (135/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment |
#7004 (110/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often |
#7866 (126/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Danzo> damn big txt file
<Danzo> B I G <peaches>
* peaches watches notepad crash
<peaches> should've zipped it up
<Danzo> heh..story of my life =] |
#8812 (129/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr
<@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit |
#11626 (119/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people |
#950 (118/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;( |
#1181 (130/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...
loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast... |
#1979 (142/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink... |
#2087 (100/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly |
#2779 (108/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Fee]> I watch univsion
<[Fee]> and galavision
<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes
<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying
<[Fee]> but ass is univeral |
#3998 (152/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you! |
#4013 (127/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow... |
#4162 (134/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too
<Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start" rhelic:"it needs a new starter" lex:"so how do i fix it?" rhelic:"get a new starter" lex:"does that mean i have to get one?" rhelic:"are you an idiot?"
<Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend
<lex> i am a girl |
#4877 (127/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?
<zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny..
<zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny. |
#6786 (118/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested
<beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny. |
#6960 (116/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing. |
#8257 (122/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock. |
#10288 (139/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* kaori hugs Corey as a friend.
<Surago> how else do you hug someone?
<kaori> There are
<kaori> different ways
<kaori> to hug people
<Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis? |
#10429 (146/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has
received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have
accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of
Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
<Toast> *sigh*
<dert> oh god
<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of
society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles
away |
#11139 (101/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JigglyHandle> Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!
<K-Ecchi> You called? |
#11442 (148/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
<brian-w> and they give you money |
#11552 (136/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?
<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran. |
#104302 (64/142) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gerrit> Cannot join #real-life (Banned) |
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