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#31496 (159/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy?
<tinman> er
<tinman> that wasn't for this channel |
#31920 (127/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills. |
#32855 (152/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kip> it seems like every region of the us has some terrible and ridiculous problem
<RedDye4o> yes
<kip> like fire ants or earthquakes or thawing dog poo in the spring
<RedDye4o> America: a union of terrible and ridiculous problems |
#14833 (130/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up
<khalek> this is not #perl |
#16196 (129/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer? |
#16232 (115/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[m1]> sup sluts
<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
<[m1]> haha dude
<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
<ian_> and all that rot
<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris? |
#16524 (134/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[0FXTCJ|U> are you excited now?!?!?!
<[0FX|nw> yeah
<[0FXTCJ|U> do you have an erection?!
<[0FX|nw> no
<[0FX|nw> hmm
<[0FX|nw> ¨cant say this in english
<[0FX|nw> i tooked my hand on my cock and drew forwards and backwards
<[0FX|nw> what do u call it?
<[0FXTCJ|U> jacking off?
<[0FX|nw> oh
<[0FX|nw> in sweden we call it runka |
#18503 (103/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splat_v2> bob is in a pigfucker mood!
* HrdwrBoB goes off in search of a pig :)
<splat_v2> you wanna make it squeal!
<splat_v2> and its good cause they dont sweat!
* HrdwrBoB doesn't ask how you know that |
#19485 (151/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go |
#21689 (121/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** evader (evader@fear.evader.org) has joined #bodybuilding
<evader> what do i need to do to make a six pack
<aNuBiS-> 6 beer |
#22039 (108/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Be`CooL> cum pot sa fac o redirectionare la o pagina de pe alta pagina ?
<RoBorg> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="10; url=http://my.com"> 10=10 seconds, url=http://my.com is optional
<RoBorg> thats a guess as I have no idea what you actually said... |
#22529 (150/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Capt_Dequranii> bah... the south were n00bs
<Capt_Dequranii> the north had the better aimbot
<crack> "omg!@! h4x h4x!~!!" Robert E. Lee |
#25201 (127/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P |
#26313 (129/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave
<MidoriKid> Nope. I have a four year contract.
<Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.
<Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave
<Oolong> it's a win-win situation |
#27250 (120/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ircleuser> Get a FREE! TV for just 99.99 dollars 8& 4GTA: VICE CITY 8& 4THE HULK
<oollee> How is $99 dollars free? |
#31880 (130/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> he makes me laugh, i have no problem with him
<splice> and he pisses people off, i can respect that |
#110372 (350/818) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beastage> notice how life and fail have same letters?Comment: irc.neowin.net, #neowin
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#295558 (141/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Xilas> so....I use plagiarism all the time in my papers. I just reword it.
<@Xilas> Even Einstein said "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
<@Rican> Yeah, well from what I've seen so far.. you're pretty horrible a it. |
#300549 (148/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ChanOP> now I have proof beyond a shadow of doubt that voiklis has way below average intelligence
<voiklis> screw u chanOp, i passed my IQ test
<voiklis> 104 is my IQ
<voiklis> so up yoursComment: ChanOP is a Services bot.
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#344 (194/444) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE |
#1639 (136/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf.
<acestus> What a sick job.
<acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?"
<acestus> "qmail." |
#2400 (134/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :( |
#8165 (141/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out) |
#33882 (151/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
denisbaldwin: I think I love you...
denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of...
denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...
denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for.
alexusslave: like herpes? |
#35815 (132/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doughboyy> Now Playing: Billy Talent - The Ex
<Theo> Now Playing: Velvet Revolver - Slither
<Kao> Now Playing: With my cock |
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