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#18505 (145/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jwz> "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby"
<ogw> the NRA? |
#19000 (152/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* harb goes to do something totally wild and out of his head.
<harb> See you at the diner.
*** harb has quit IRC (Quit: michief. mayhem. soap.)
<Danelope> Eating lunch is "totally wild"? Jesus Christ, that boy needs to get out more often.
<Danelope> New from the producers of "Girls Gone Wild" and "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break", it's "Bryan Allen Goes Wild!"
<Danelope> Watch as Bryan goes crazy and...eats chicken!
<Danelope> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! |
#19677 (110/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[EFU]psyk0mantis^gK> BLINK BLOWS MEN COCKS
<+TlMMAH> as opposed to women cocks? |
#21843 (138/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kwangawoo> yawn
<Darien> wang
<Kwangawoo> leave your wang out of this.
<Darien> out of what, specifically?
<Benjamin_> Darien loves to stick his wang where it doesn't belong.
* Benjamin_ glares at Darien.
<Darien> sorry Ben, it was dark, I couldn't see what I was doing
* Benjamin_ shoots Darien in the face. |
#24357 (146/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
|15:59:22| Mixx: theres nothing to say
hsimah: say stupid stuff
hsimah: "i saw a cat today"
Mixx: i was a pussy today
Mixx: SAW
Mixx: :S
Mixx: yes i transformed into a vagina |
#25552 (164/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<saint_> i should masturbate
<saint_> but like
<saint_> my sister lives with me
<Agent_069> hahaha
<Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P |
#26212 (137/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen
<Frostlion> no it'sn't
<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling |
#27399 (135/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AdRock> I was looking through all my old pictures today, and I think I've found a common thread between all my old girlfriends, they'e all short
<Kweeky> Well, 8 year olds don't tend to be very big. :P |
#28391 (111/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.' |
#29317 (143/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> im gay
<J3anyus> appparently i'm gay now.
<hypr> fuck you, i was gay first
<J3anyus> we can be gay together :> |
#29585 (164/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Ron> ( E@3 )
<+Ron> / /U \ \
<+Lance> o_o
<+Lance> What is that?
<Dirt[secluded]> O_O
<+Ron> GoatseComment: :-D
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#29949 (124/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet, you need to insert coins to boot it or start a program |
#32220 (161/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<notlodar> i sent them cash in the mail, is that bad?
<mrpeabody> notlodar: that's good, sending credit card info over the internet isn't safe
<mrpeabody> because of hackers
<mrpeabody> and also viruses
<mrpeabody> and possibly linux |
#12263 (116/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducks> HOLY SHIT
<ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?!
<ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ducks> og my god. that was disgusting.
<ducks> I had this cup on my desk
<ducks> for a few months
<ducks> thinking there was soda in it
<ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE |
#15970 (124/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #clubsi.com
*** Topic is 'I hate Linux because it makes me type "man mount"'
*** Set by Arctil on Wed Jul 10 16:27:12 |
#17152 (124/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3
<sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie.
<JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an old musical full of 10 year old white girls.
<JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene |
#17886 (122/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough." |
#19622 (143/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Straylight> im trying to decide if i should go see road to perdition tonight
<+Straylight> any thoughts?
<@DrRabidMonkey> whats the alternative?
<+Straylight> sitting home in my underwear, trying to see if I can jack off more than 4 times in an hour.
<+Straylight> maybe i can combine the two, if the ushers dont catch me |
#20496 (131/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<illiterat> I'm gonna install linux on my laptop. it comes with XP home, but XP's going to be homeless soon as UPS delivers it. |
#23528 (109/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Task-> i used to be able to say "i like stick my fingers in my arse" in swedish, then i realised it wouldnt help me in a conversation |
#24091 (137/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Me655321Neither> party in my pants
<whitcomb> rsvp no |
#29135 (120/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kooKyGuY> i hate error boxes that wont go away even when i click cancel
<kooKyGuY> telling me there is no dick in the cd rom after i took the disk out heh
<kooKyGuY> i dont wanna have toput it back in to make it go away
<FourOhFour> If your drive complains about a lack of dick...
<Roguer> "<kooKyGuY> telling me there is no dick in the cd rom.." hmmmmm
<FourOhFour> ...I don't want to be anywhere near your computer :-DComment: #Trillian on BeyondIRC
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#30500 (146/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<freefour> i once had naughty-businesses so much with her that i made her faint. now THAT is 1337.
<plasmo> i alt tabbed for a sec
<freefour> heh
<plasmo> haha, wtf, that IS leet
<freefour> it was scary
<freefour> seriously
<freefour> it wasn't 1337 at all
<plasmo> did you get a momentary sensation of necrophilia?
<freefour> yes!
<plasmo> did you keep going? or did you stop and slap her? |
#134332 (352/834) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drharlem> Hey, I never believed in programming with it but I've come up with a resolution:
<drharlem> That cocaine stuff actually works, got a mug, put in hot water,
<drharlem> four bags of the stuff,
<drharlem> and I've been up ever since
<drharlem> shit! CAFFEINE!! CAFFEINE! |
#181037 (185/431) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IMP`> hey guys i got a question, who remembers which way you twist a ball mouse's bottom thing so that the ball comes out?
<IMP`> is it the direction of the arrow, or opposite the arrow? |
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