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#55298 (220/460) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> ...
<ChibiDazzy|SH> . . . . .
<ChibiDazzy|SH> dude
<Zero7> ...
<Zero7> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Zero7 falls out of chair
<ChibiDazzy|SH> thats awesome.
<Zero7> GREATEST. TYPO. EVER.
<Proth> XDDDD
<CtrlAltDestroy> Sonic Herpes? That was so totally intentional.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> O and P are right by each other
<ChibiDazzy|SH> its an easy mistake
<CtrlAltDestroy> Oh. |
#57593 (208/434) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Steck> Oft, your not welcome here
<Oft> bullshit
<Oft> they all want me here
<Carcer> Steck, you have no right to say whether or not he's welcome here
<Steck> Really?
<Steck> Why not?
<Carcer> Because this isn't your channel, you douchebag?
<Steck> How about, this is my IRC network
Steck is ~Steck@netadmin.neverwinterconnections.com * Steck
<Carcer> Yeah.
<Carcer> That would be a good reason for him not to be welcome here.
<Oft> I could take you with one hand
<Steck> Still want to argue Carcer?
<Carcer> Ugh, I need to start reading hostmasks. |
#61941 (174/360) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cmdr_sm> should i add 10 years of missionairy work in africa to my cv? :)
<Nibbles> do it.
<Nibbles> I will add my idle rpg level to mine. |
#77966 (176/364) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jsoftw> What is the function in php that fast forwards the time of day to 5pm so I can go home?
<ericz> mktime?
<jsoftw> I tried that but its still 2pm
<Anthony2> sleep()
<jsoftw> I tried that too but angry_boss() conflicts it
<Anthony2> die()
<jsoftw> No that means I dont get to do interesting things on the weekendComment: ##php on freenode
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#33305 (217/459) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> i may not go down in history
<mindstorms> but i will go down on your little sister! |
#34987 (186/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DerrickL> heh
<DerrickL> so im dumbass
<DerrickL> "this oven doesnt seem very hot...lets see if this pan im cooking my steak on got hot |
#37835 (99/199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bikke> Whoah, I'm in better shape than I'd expected.
<Bikke> 3 miles plus 6-700 vertical feet in like 20 mins
<GauHelldragon> that is a very impressive jump :o |
#40028 (148/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kurt> I need vagina.
<Rjx> type /quit
<Rjx> go outside
<Rjx> find a woman
<Rjx> it's that easy
* Yze has quit IRC
* wind- has quit IRC |
#45121 (98/198) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* mrben has a friend who purposefully, when in the cinema, asks for cockporn instead of popcorn... |
#49968 (175/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_bigd_> someone find me pics of bodies/corpses/skeletons hanging from chains/meathooks, kthx
<AImtyBob> hold on, lemme check my porn dir |
#52606 (115/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< specsmu> ohhhh that reminds me
< specsmu> after I went to petsmart I went to panda express
< specsmu> I ordered my food, went through the line
< specsmu> keep in mind I'm 6', full beard
< specsmu> the lady looks at me, and says "can I help you, maam?"
< specsmu> so I said in a really loud voice, "wow, they call me maam on the phone all the time, but never in person"
< specsmu> she apologized... so after I called her "sir" once, I dropped it. |
#54432 (222/466) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Raisin> my mom is paranoid
<Raisin> i was messing around with a lighter and she thinks i'll become some freak who razes buildings for fun
<Raisin> she saw me in a fistfight once and is convinced i'll become a felon
<Raisin> and i lied once and she kept ranting that i'd be president someday |
#55653 (156/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PantsMacKenzie> I once played freeze tag, and a friend of mine ended up in the emergency room
<PantsMacKenzie> he never unfroze.
<neoliminal> and playing tag might tramatize them.
<SimCaputosis> I know at least three kids who when in preschool with me were hospitalized from tag
<PantsMacKenzie> and we forgot about him.
<PantsMacKenzie> so...
<PantsMacKenzie> yeah.
<PantsMacKenzie> he just stood there.
<PantsMacKenzie> and didn't eat for like... days
<rcmurphy> So you won?
<PantsMacKenzie> damn straight. |
#58806 (216/456) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~knuck> Faptime.
<~knuck> I came. (20mins 15secs)
<~knuck> knuck's fap count for 2006: 137 times. Last came 41secs ago. Total faptime: 2days 3hrs 17mins 53secs. Average faptime: 22mins 28secs. 1.199546 faps/day.
<Zem> sometimes I hate my capacity for visual speculation |
#118292 (296/628) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly
<DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah
<DethFromAbove> but I saw past that
<DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that
<rmuser> gravitational lensing |
#132604 (149/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< doppler> shit, watching the Stevenote has depleted my battery :(
<@gregh> your wallet is next |
#190128 (260/548) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<steven> Ahruman: brainfuck is as esoteric as i have gotten
<steven> i wrote a speech synthesizer in brainfuck once
<steven> it worked better than Alex... but i lost the code one day
<astrange> you wrote a speech synthesizer in 8-bit fixed-point?
<Ahruman> I wrote a fish in BASIC one, and it was ___this big___, but it got away.Comment: #ubuntu
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#307840 (57/111) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@X-LP> woowee i think i have a fever
<Jigsy> Is it Bieber fever?
<Jigsy> 'cause that can be pretty fatal.
* Jigsy loads the gun. |
#308323 (99/199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< ShaRose> not sure if talking about religion or my little pony |
#14453 (140/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job |
#14631 (160/332) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today
<pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk. |
#15739 (145/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"
<Efudd> It's a gateway box!
<Efudd> To Other Bad Networks. |
#16756 (123/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass.
<FT|Vass>Thanks Geno! :)
<FT|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec... |
#19856 (145/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<drwiii> sorry, recommending FreeBSD is the entire realm of my technical expertise. |
#22113 (159/329) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@RickBitch> If you break up with a chick, and u see her and her new boyfriend together some time, go up to the boyfriend and say
<@RickBitch> "Just remember, everytime you kiss those lips, my dicks been there" |
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