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#50258 (192/406) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Clint: Did you hear that the police station got broken in to?
Clint: The thieves stole all the toilets!
Mikey_B: Yeah, I heard that at the moment the policemen have nothing to go on. |
#51440 (149/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<marena> ill ring the clubs and shit within a few weeks
<dux0r> i'd suggest you shit beforehand, u may explode |
#52297 (163/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jarn> I read this article about how poets and artists get up to 3 times as much sex as everyone else.
<Jarn> I started feeling REALLY creative after that... |
#53935 (175/369) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
helf: rofl
helf: apples closing stock price today was 80.86
helf: LOL
JonathanThompson: Now *that's* irony of the finest kind :)Comment: today they announced the new x86 macs.
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#54583 (197/413) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Biablo> wrestling is 6 inches away from gay sex
<Gafgarion> 6 inches away? more like a thin speedo away from gay sex |
#56036 (142/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
NowImNothing9194: when's vista comming out?
r3u28d87y: like end of the year
r3u28d87y: its supposedly a piece of shit too
NowImNothing9194: i hear there's "flavors"
NowImNothing9194: like business, home, office
r3u28d87y: and they all taste like shit |
#60850 (191/399) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked
<[Lawnhorn]> got a knock on my door
<[Lawnhorn]> and two of my flatmates were there
<[Lawnhorn]> holding, on a plate, the pie I put in the oven at 12:40pm
<[Lawnhorn]> it could now be described as "ethnic" |
#15550 (120/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<\\broken\> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell |
#20485 (163/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cspan> I wonder what IRC was like before the internet |
#27172 (132/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd? |
#29424 (154/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> fucking LEET
<J3anyus> my roomie just left
<J3anyus> now i can jax0r
<J3anyus> but i gotta shit first
... time passes ...
<J3anyus> so like
<J3anyus> check this out
<J3anyus> my roomie leaves
<J3anyus> and he's like
<Conj|Work> hahahahahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> "i'm gonna be gone for a few hours"
<Conj|Work> pwn3d
<J3anyus> right
<J3anyus> yeah
<J3anyus> you already know what happened |
#32385 (181/377) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<XanK> i dont see how WATCHING gay p0rn AUTOMATICALLY makes me gay |
#33004 (185/387) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<smilodon> once upon a time
<smilodon> there was
<Mithandir> yes
<Mithandir> but then
<Mithandir> there wasn't
<Mithandir> "A summary of life, the universe and everything" by S. Milodon and M. Ithandir |
#12365 (133/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* SoulStealer is back -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]- gone 9 hr 24 min 38 s
<SoulStealer> skold
<SoulStealer> Think you should add a global command in Cygnus? /notice $*.net get's annoying.
<SoulStealer> guess not.
*** Parts: SoulStealer (NeonNitrat@user-24-214-140-218.knology.net)
<@skold> uh
<@skold> the guy idles for 9 HOURS and leaves in 10 seconds when i dont answer him |
#14220 (149/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in
light years. |
#14405 (144/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.
<Thrawn> actually
<Thrawn> fuck dying
<Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. |
#14592 (148/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in Peru who also introduced me to Marxism.
<ElZango> They tossed LotR at me and said "it's reactionary, but amusing." I was 11.
<FuzLogic> <ElZango> they let me sleep in the closet when I was good. |
#14704 (133/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PTM> when i was ten...
<PTM> (interesting story, no?)
<PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl
<PTM> and like
<PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling
<PTM> with penetration
<PTM> but no orgasms.
<Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10?
<PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose |
#15641 (2367/5292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?! |
#16274 (132/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much |
#16808 (149/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?
<[SS]Corky> NO!
<[SS]Corky> did this happen?
<[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :) |
#18316 (154/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money |
#18506 (155/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[#HLM Gamesnet]
<+seph> ever wake up with a cat on your face?
<+seph> its kinda alarming
<+seph> you just woke up, not aware of anything, and you cant see
<+seph> and your mouth is filled with cat hair
<+seph> ewww
<@Timmy> nothing like waking up to a beautiful cute pussy in your face |
#18873 (182/382) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dave2> BEING SEVEN IS SO LONELY
<dave2> I CAN'T BAG ANY CHICKS BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE COOTIES |
#21185 (145/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things
<Mel> Fox, like food to help feed starving nations?
<DarkFox> I was thinking more along the lines of my penis, but yeah, that would work, too. |
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