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<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail.
<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken... |
#23839 (164/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<manmanandboyboy> date syllabus check
<d00fus> dinner, movie, then snuggling
<munbty> carnival, cotton candy, and then moonlight stroll
<soccy_pants> drugs, rape, 2 hour police chase |
#26216 (173/359) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :] |
#27125 (170/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.) |
#28469 (162/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It would be sick if they made a game for it.
<darksage> You must be the anti-christ, we've been waiting for you. |
#31968 (160/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<anticalaf> calaf: u should read a book called "Rich Dad, Poor Dad: What the rich teach their kids and middle/low don't"
<Lucent> yeah, they teach them, "HERE'S A BUNCH OF MONEY!" |
#32922 (171/355) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Plas> I get head easily
<@Plas> it annoys me
<@Plas> ..*headaches |
#539 (182/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us |
#1988 (233/490) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph |
#3099 (140/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK |
#3377 (149/308) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
[20:21] <KidHype> 2
[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids |
#4828 (174/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?
<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard |
#4899 (142/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted |
#5412 (151/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester?
<tatsumi\zzz\> Like, low.
<tatsumi\zzz\> I suppose the fact that I told my English teacher I had an erection one time didn't help.
<Ear> Yeah. You forgot to raise your hand. |
#7769 (156/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG |
#8291 (159/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?
<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT
<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?
<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure... |
#8544 (136/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch? |
#8751 (153/317) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in
<Linguica> toke have you been toking
* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky
<Linguica> toke have you been stroking |
#239 (238/504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs. |
#673 (157/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me
<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded
like someone knocking on my window
<makeworld> shit |
#1122 (151/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous"
(pervert_) not cuz im gay
(pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked
(pervert_) wait....that sounds bad |
#2773 (139/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment
<michael-> Response by mike@soupernova.com - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller |
#3201 (131/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to know if i should just hate you or pity you as well.
<Tool> i think you should hate me
<Waldo> that's a given
<Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well. |
#3807 (128/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20 |
#5967 (168/350) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot
<Lucent-H> you have a job!
<Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie |
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