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#6058 (150/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste |
#6274 (177/373) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small |
#6453 (150/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets |
#8197 (166/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right. |
#8339 (164/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them.
<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...
<Hitokoei> For $30 each.
<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny. |
#8645 (151/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard |
#10688 (150/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax |
#96276 (307/653) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+sarala> some girls have babies
<+sarala> i get tattoos
<@dekkon> both are a lifetime commitment
<macegr> you can't strangle your tattoo and put it in the dumpsterComment: #geekissues
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#102712 (218/460) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[linux] hey i have a question
[helf] ok
[linux] i recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
[linux] and it works very good
[linux] the only problem is that i can not boot into windows anymore
[helf] uhoh |
#122335 (234/494) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bp> 'i am legend' should have taken place in west philadelphia
<bp> and ended with the guy moving to bel-air |
#190588 (157/327) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Sweet^Angel) hi
(Sweet^Angel) im banned
(Sweet^Angel) from some channel
(Sweet^Angel) by ip
(Sweet^Angel) what to do to come back?
(Sweet^Angel) ???????????????????????????
(Sweet^Angel) ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????
(phlux) do you remember the nickname of the person that banned you?
(Sweet^Angel) never
(phlux) type /quit theirnick to make them quit IRC. Then you will be let back in.
(Sweet^Angel) #Dubai unable to join channel (address is banned)
<-- Sweet^Angel has quit (Quit: theirnick to make them quit IRC. Then you will be let back in) |
#259198 (76/154) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<doc|home> hmmm, checking if suspend works by closing the laptop lid is a bit like checking to see if the light in the fridge goes off :/ |
#295040 (99/201) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@craig): i was trying to reproduce an error
(~Terry): be sure not to use a condom then |
#295686 (229/483) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tobeh_> dfg
<tobeh_> hi guize
<tobeh_> im wearin lingerie under my clothes
<tobeh_> wanted 2 feel sexy
<whfsdude> I'm wearing naked under my clothes
<tobeh_> nice |
#298897 (99/201) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~firez> nothing beat irc in bed tho
<~firez> or the instant moment you wake up
<&Adorable> Laptop > DS
<~firez> i dont have a laptop
<&Adorable> I do
<&Adorable> What I don't have; however, is my mother telling me to get off the computer because 11PM is past my bedtime :D
<~firez> lol
<~firez> i do
<&Adorable> I know :/ |
#299949 (43/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Joe: Tommy's room is right next to mine and the walls are really thin
Joe: Every time I hear him start yelling at his friends over Xbox Live when I am trying to sleep
Joe: I release the IP address on our router |
#305602 (42/78) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
RN: no, i couldn't wait to have that fixed
RN: there are a lot of things i dont like about photoshop, but that stupid "Undo" vs. "step backward" nonsense was the final straw
CM: you might say that it was photoshop's ultimate...
CM: *puts on her sunglasses*
CM: ....undoing
CM: YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH |
#306637 (50/96) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Timmeh> aw man, Lucian Freud died
<crikes> 88 is very old for an artist
<@Digga> unspecified illness
<@Digga> WE ALL KNOW HE SLIPPED |
#308597 (60/118) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BossMan: That is intellisense
BossMan: It's an extra feature
BossMan: They give it to you for free then it goes away after 15 days or something like that
BossMan: You will get used to it, love it, have it taken away, be unable to understand how you ever wrote SQL without it, then slowly forget it existed. |
#310299 (40/74) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JordiGH> I can't figure out what to name this module.
<JordiGH> misc.py it is, then
<JordiGH> Then I'll have etc.py, general.py, and other.py
<roryg_> wait until you have util.py, utils.py and utils2.py
<roryg_> "utils2.py: even more util"Comment: Freenode #montrealpython
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#35185 (224/472) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos |
#36824 (130/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Dr_Giggles): I lost my virginity when I was 14.
(Deranged): You're catholic?
(Dr_Giggles): ....yeah :/ |
#37533 (102/208) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has quit: "Life calls!"
--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has joined: #vorbis-talk
<NullC> Garf: Wrong number? |
#41197 (192/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zb> so like these two strings walk into a bar
<zb> one goes to the bartender...
<zb> "i'd like a jack and cokeEWdc#@@$@23Dwqxsa.xq. qwqw\0xx32
<zb> the second one says, "you'll have to excuse my friend, he isn't nul terminated."
<zb> :< |
#45790 (111/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@jasta> hehe, you know im officially a network admin of a 100% windows network? :)
<@jasta> it's so weird :)
<@jasta> i have no idea what im doing and its great :)
<@jasta> im constantly just sitting around waiting on Windows progress bars and stuff :)
<@jasta> and talking on IRC :) |
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