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#384 (223/467) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM |
#1133 (181/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<homerj> a robot on Futurama
<homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?"
<homerj> because it always locks up |
#1147 (176/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound
of a hard drive spinning down |
#1302 (183/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> okay...here's one
<|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited?
<Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed oral permission and not expressed written permission |
#3460 (185/385) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin |
#3761 (243/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black (check)... leather & studded wristbands (check)... mad stare (check)
<[ric]> she has all the hallmarks of a good date if you ask me... now if we could just add a some mental instability and bizarre drinking habbits then we have my perfect woman |
#4713 (156/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year
<travolta> ven?
<travolta> who is ven?
<CraiZE> he means VeNoM
<DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta |
#5317 (142/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned |
#5419 (148/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet
<shilantra> oh really
<Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone" |
#5509 (128/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> rah
<ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting |
#5527 (143/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want |
#5596 (167/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself! |
#6401 (151/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world |
#6748 (162/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them
<penney> whoa josh
<penney> are you gay?
<josh> no, I'm just friendly |
#8311 (173/358) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience." |
#11028 (143/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole |
#11230 (132/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<David> topic lock off ?
<David> how
<David> ?
<DJ-Pyro> /msg chanserv help
<SSJ4xVegeta> how do i group my nicks 2gether
<DJ-Pyro> /msg nickserv help
<DJ-Pyro> you'll notice a pattern |
#11646 (168/348) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!
<Albert> Bukkake!!
<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty! |
#33286 (199/415) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<monkeydog> do burn victims get a discount when they go to get cremated? |
#34435 (151/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<The_Drunken_Master> you think i'm going to walk around butt naked, with only two sticky notes on my entire body?
<The_Drunken_Master> if i do that, remind me to shave my bikini zone >_<
<nomad> I'll remember to get you a post it note with a reminder written on it |
#37086 (132/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vaevictus> now... what to play whilest my torrents finish up
<Vaevictus> hmmm
<Vaevictus> maybe i should play "make supper".
<Vaevictus> hmmm
<Vaevictus> i usually lose that game |
#37843 (147/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TrafficCone> Me: "So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "I guess. Thats a lota money."
<TrafficCone> Me: "How about 50 bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "What do you think I am, a filthy whore?"
<TrafficCone> Me: "Well we know what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
<TrafficCone> Earned me a slap, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, and I stand by that decision. |
#45258 (161/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@FL1X> more experience = more fun
<@FL1X> tighter holes = better goals
<@Soldier|UK> take it ur not talking about golf then |
#47036 (160/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Darkhack> When I die I am going to have my family log me into to IRC with an away message of "afk-dead" and leave it on 24/7Comment: #planeshift
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#52969 (149/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
syuu: still looking for a job?
reima: yeah. no luck so far.
syuu: here. try this one. Dec-20 Fun Fabulous Bookkeeper Wanted (downtown / civic / van ness) <<accounting/finance
reima: what?! 18 to 20 bucks an hour for bookkeeper? Not bad.
reima: wait, it's says "Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender community"
reima: you asshole.
reima: .....
reima: .......
reima: 20 bucks an hour, right?
syuu: I can't believe you're contemplating this.Comment: *job hunting at craigslist*
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