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Ps3000: what are you doing tomorrow at 3:45?
SocialistNinja: waking up |
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<skwerrel> i know a guy who brings his apple notebook (whatever the hell they're called) to philosophy class. if there was ever a class that you DON'T need a computer for, its philosophy
<Robowan> Maybe he brought it as proof that there is no god? |
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[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): wore my leather jacket to dinner and I got stared at
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): its not like I ripped it off a cow and stuck a zipper on it |
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<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from |
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<Redback> when i win lotto im gonna buy a dual g5 and not use it just to spite all the mac users that cant afford one
* Redback = bastard |
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<Monkey> I once ate at an Irish restaurant in China Town, D.C.
* Monkey tries to be topical
* waider rubs monkey on his skin and breaks out in a rash.
<waider> you're not a very good topical.
<@kingmob> discontinue monkey if rash appears |
#28992 (169/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<icmp> last night i went out with this chick, she wanted to give me a handjob i said no way my hands are just fine thank you and left promptly..what a weirdo! |
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<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_- |
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xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what?
hgd0g(9:06:31): lemme guess...
hgd0g(12:44:28): i'm still guessing...
xerim(12:47:12): You're gay, dude.
hgd0g(12:47:17): damn. i was close. |
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<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. |
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<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving... |
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<dano> naw, i'd be nice to all of you if i won the lottery
<dano> if i won a few million bucks, none of my friends would have car payments left over ;p
*** Mode on #chan by suresh: +o dano
<dano> especially suresh! |
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< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk
< andyfied> look at their little faces
< zYgoat> i think it'd be hilarious
< zYgoat> hire women
< zYgoat> hook up the suction cups
< zYgoat> then have them do telemarketing work while the tubes suck their teats
< andyfied> suddenly this channel is bash-worthy
< zYgoat> see i should be making money with this instead of chatting
< zYgoat> hell
< andyfied> go for it
< zYgoat> i could sell the video footage
< zYgoat> earn three ways
< andyfied> yeah, best. plan. ever.
17:24 <@Scoth> I'm sure there's someone out there who'd buy it :) |
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<Riley> We used to telnet uphill both ways in the snow and we LIKED IT! |
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<SemenExit> WTFWTF
<SemenExit> I HAVE LOADS OF VIRUSES
<SemenExit> I had NONE 2 days ago
<Maglev> SemenExit: How many times do you use Kazaa a minute? |
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<sarah9991> what's up?
<mindstorms> the nation's average cholesterol count? |
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<tgies> my mom stopped saying that we should shoot all illegal immigrants because she saw a video on the news of a guy jumping a fence and then making the signum crucis
<tgies> that's pretty fucking funny
<tgies> they all deserve to die until such time as we have conclusive mom-reviewed evidence that some of them are catholicComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
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<HalfNote5> You guys do realize that if McCain wins, watching him try to lead the country is going to be an equivalent exercise in frustration to watching your great-grandfather trying to set the VCR clock. |
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<zedebsky> by the time we got to the city i had to piss so bad and the windshield was so covered in salt i could barely see where i was going
<zedebsky> and the squirter thing was all frozen up
<zedebsky> so i filled up a bottle with piss and dumped it on the windshield
<zedebsky> two problems solved zero dolla |
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< r3in> wow
< r3in> so i totally forgot that i was 21
< r3in> I guess i missed a year somewhere |
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singularity: I don't find alcohol is so much liquid courage
singularity: as it is liquid loss of bladder control |
#307034 (40/68) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> Also, these things have rogue AP mitigation strategies, mostly involving telling the rogue to STFU over and over.
<c0nsumer> cisco's got some darned slick stuff for doing campus wireless
<Stormgren> Yeah, and I was off, it's worse than that.
<Stormgren> If told to contain a rogue AP, it DoSes the clients to death
<Stormgren> We could have some fun experimenting with this
<melstav> that's.... useful
<Stormgren> It basically sends deauth and deassociate messages to the rogue's detected clients.
<melstav> better that than trying to flood 'em
<Stormgren> I now really want to set up a 802.11g raw-frame capture and watch this in action. I never get to play with this functionality at work at that level.
<melstav> wait. the upstream network can tell an arbitrary wlan router to deauth a client? or is it telling the nic to disconnect?
<Stormgren> melstav, it's blowing frames out of the radios
<myself248> Stormgren: If one were to drop one of those APs in a bucket with 48v worth of batteries, would it run standalone and just keel, keeel, keeeeeeel anything that moves?
<Stormgren> Good question
<myself248> I think I smell a new sport.
<myself248> Because occasional deauth frames would consume less power than active jamming, AND be part-15 compliant, to boot.
<Stormgren> As far as I know, you need a controller
<myself248> Damn. that's harder to strap onto a stationkeeping quadcopter.
<myself248> DEAUTH FROM ABOVE |
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<bob> At last, a public opinion poll that gets the opinions of ordinary Americans on the issues that matter! Apparently, two thirds of Americans polled think that Barack Obama is better suited to defend against an alien invasion than Mitt Romney, according to a survey from National Geographic Channel
<ramsey> those are really the things that matter
<ramsey> but I'm more interested in who is better suited to get us through the impending zombie apocalypse, since it's more impending than an alien invasion
<bob> i'd probably still choose the black one.
<ramsey> wow |
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!" |
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<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith |
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