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<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. |
#1585 (225/468) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open |
#1587 (163/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time. |
#2452 (156/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead |
#2473 (158/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age |
#2839 (147/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> never
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection |
#3200 (171/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts
<Deathwinter> Really?
<_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat |
#3694 (172/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff
<CrackHoe> well I could
<CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest |
#3840 (132/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[neckarse] well berret tesratr
[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t... |
#4082 (213/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :)
<JibberJim> Eh, I've never been unnatural with a goat.
<[ric]> jim... ok, almost as bad as me |
#4525 (139/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically |
#4752 (149/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet |
#5606 (160/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO
<matts> woooooooooo what
<synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for |
#6232 (165/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it |
#7152 (158/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad
<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that
<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground
<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC
<Fryboy> ahahahah
-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him |
#7848 (206/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/`
Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;)
Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar
Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%)
Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %)
Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war!
E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!
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#7908 (137/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL
<@dum|work> its just when he gets behind an irc session he becomes Bitter-man
<@dum|work> a strange visitor from another planet, zapping the denizens of IRC with his Bittero rays
<@acme> he's got a Bitter-man cape and tights and everything
<@dum|work> the tights are just a recreational thing |
#8283 (156/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew! |
#11350 (136/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davis> you're site reminds me of a commercial
<MyBodyIs4Sale> which commercial?
<davis> the one where the girl dumps the guy because of his lack of substance on his web page |
#303376 (203/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@who-ha) Random story time, okay.
(@who-ha) I'm like, 10 years old
(@who-ha) I just got my first bottle of cologne, right
(@who-ha) so I'm playing around with it
(@who-ha) sprayed it everywhere
(@who-ha) so I put some in a cup
(@who-ha) and stick my dick in it.
(@who-ha) I cried myself to sleep.
(@Sanitized) ........
(@who-ha) I'm dead serious. |
#304088 (43/79) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Onyx> playing hide and seek with a cat tis harrd
<Onyx> he never acts surprised when he finds me, it's always just like "*sigh* I knew you were there from the start ... stupid human" |
#304215 (50/106) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Juliet|Awesome> going to "bed" so I can "read" a "book", maybe "learn" a little more "esperanto"
* Juliet|Awesome is now known as Juliet|pr0n
* Juliet|pr0n is now known as Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz
<PovAddict> o_O
<Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz> stupid dvorakComment: freenode #stackoverflow
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#304670 (34/60) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Digga> that's only because if you leave dirty socks on the carpet for long enough they start smelling of carpet and not socks and you can wear them again :D |
#308580 (68/132) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+abum> where is siloam springs
<d4> its a mystery
<d4> one of those un-google-able locations
<zap> even if you were to open google right now and type "where is siloam springs"
<zap> it wouldn't say "arkansas"
<d4> it just says "go ask on irc" and there's no linkComment: #efnet
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#34217 (166/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there |
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