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#308894 (201/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc
<Daemon404> canadian even
<Lumpio-> Cross-compiling it to Canadian?
<Lumpio-> whoa
<Kulag> Lumpio-: Basically it just apologises when it segfaults.
<Lumpio-> Does it apologize in both English and French?
<Lumpio-> Also it is available under the french name lclcdlg ?
<Lumpio-> (Le compilatión la compilaieurs de la Gnú) |
#33363 (254/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< solerad> oh man
< solerad> my adopted brother
< solerad> had a wet dream that involved my mother :/
< solerad> i wouldn't have known except that
< Supacabra> yikes
< solerad> he told his ENTIRE SCHOOL
< Supacabra> double yikes |
#35041 (221/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nerd> I want a fucking irssi session :/
<zero> i want a girl
<nerd> trade? :D |
#35581 (265/479) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> I'm not too happy with my Spanish teacher
<Mayseth> What'd he do?
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> She gave us some book about a kid who gets a magic ring and whenever he sees a painting, he goes back in time to that place where the picture was taken or painted
<Mayseth> How..gay..
<AiMeE[Away]> that sounds like a stupid book
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> So I asked her "Does he ever look at picture of Hiroshima or Nagasaki around 1945?" |
#39251 (129/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Searcher> Man, all my MacGyver'ing is going to come back and kill me. I just know it. Next to my bed, I have a chair stuck in the corner of the room. On either side of the corner, I have a two-by-four wedged. On top of the two-by-fours, I have a dowel rod duct-taped. Hanging from the dowel rods, just kind of hooked over the top, I have a fan, oscillating. Sitting on top the inverted fan's base, I have a speaker. One day, that speaker is going to fall on my head. |
#40884 (199/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on Everquest, so I just sat there all alone in the field with some giant rats. I cried. |
#43697 (178/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking
<@Quasar`> 25-year-old virgin sounds worse than serial killer to me
<@Quasar`> damn I need 3 more quarters to finish a pyramid of quarters |
#46621 (130/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhppnrth> Skype is not a telephony replacement service and cannot be used for emergency dialing.
<rhppnrth> OH SHIT GUYS MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
<rhppnrth> LEMME LAUNCH SKYPE
<rhppnrth> OH FUCK I'M NOT LOGGED IN
<rhppnrth> JESUS IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE |
#48646 (198/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x
Del-AFK| Powered from the USB port?
KNRListner44| mmhm
Del-AFK| that's a maximum of 400 ma
KNRListner44| ..
KNRListner44| lemme get the firewire 800 <-> usb adapater
KNRListner44| will more heat data get sent if it's usb 2.0?
Del-AFK| no
KNRListner44| was that an insanely stupid question
Del-AFK| if you're an electrical engineer it was. |
#49300 (233/417) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ribo> today on campus was apparently "come out of the closet day"
<ribo> and they had a door that you could "come out of" in the outside mall
<terminal> "is this the bathroom?"
<terminal> "fuck." |
#50703 (207/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gravier> speaking of jerri
<Gravier> I made quite the faux pas with her therapist the other day
<Gravier> I usually don't talk like this
<Gravier> but we were schmoozing a little bit
<Gravier> doing guy talk
<Gravier> you know
<Gravier> brought up that jerri is a very sexual person
<Gravier> she's hot, you know, stuff like that
<Gravier> well I noticed he had a new receptionist
<Gravier> very pretty girl
<Gravier> and I said so
<Gravier> well, my exact words were, "She's got a hot little body herself."
<croiduire> not PC?
<Gravier> well
<Gravier> his exact words back were "She's my daughter." |
#51018 (204/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates |
#56454 (209/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Boche slaps wanks around a bit with a large trout
<Boche> how do i change weapon? someone? |
#58232 (206/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jiz> * AT 827 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR WAS TRACKING A CONFIRMED TORNADO NEAR KANSAS CITY. DOPPLER RADAR SHOWED THIS TORNADO MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH.
<jiz> lol its not only coming here but its my part of here
<jiz> lol when i ping out you will know the funnel cloud hit
<sam> no
<sam> when you ping out we will know the funnel cloud hit 600 seconds ago
<sam> YOU WILL ALREADY BE DEADComment: irc.buttes.org #cockes
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#60641 (283/511) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shardz> my friend wrote a "compressor" in perl yesterday
<shardz> but instead of compressing the file, it just deletes it and replaces it with an empty file and sends the message "Oops! Compression failed!"Comment: irc.esper.net #ednos
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#67780 (266/478) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> Jebus (Jebus@2ee923c5.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) has joined #nightgig
<poinko> jebus
<poinko> there's a black car parked in front of my house with a guy sitting in it
<poinko> it's been there for a good 10 minutes
<poinko> WHAT DO I DO
<Jebus> fap
<poinko> that's the best advice i've received all day |
#78101 (317/573) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spacecat> i dont rly like virgin airlines
<spacecat> i mean whats the point in going on a plane that doesnt go all the fucking way |
#13094 (220/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza
<Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers
<SexcBlnde> Hmm
<Bart> we could get half and half!
<SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;)
<Bart> you are joking right?
<SexcBlnde> ??whatttt?? |
#13444 (217/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial
<@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room
<@NwG|Canucks> no explain
<@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible"
<@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning
<@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????"
<@NwG|Canucks> lol |
#13629 (225/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada. |
#15878 (200/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh away. |
#16913 (204/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too |
#20010 (191/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom" |
#20416 (198/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(El_Diablo) The centre offers a number of extra-curriclar programs for the children. These programs include:
(El_Diablo) # Dance Program
(El_Diablo) # Music and Movement Program
(El_Diablo) wtf is the difference between dancing and moving to music?
(raygun) not moving to music
(raygun) music AND movement
(raygun) music and movement = musical chairs
(raygun) music and movement = striptease
(raygun) music and movement = fight club
(raygun) etc
(El_Diablo) it's a daycare, ray.
(El_Diablo) there's no striptease. there's no fight club.
(raygun) i bet they play the shit outta musical chairs, though |
#20787 (322/582) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<who2> why does everyone hate me because i'm jewish :(
<sinistron> i know how ya feel my grandfather died in a concentration camp
<who2> really?
<sinistron> yeah he fell off the guard tower |
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