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#28816 (186/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dice> i thought I lost my mind
<dice> but I backed it up somehwere
<Trigg3r> On floppy disk I bet. |
#29110 (238/426) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bruce> You know the mile high club?
<Sheila> what about it?
<Bruce> Can you join it on your own?
<Sheila> you sad, sad little man |
#29438 (174/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TeddGCM> Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today
<TeddGCM> he was on a motorcycle and he pulled dead out in front of me
<TeddGCM> Almost wasn't able to stop in time
<TeddGCM> I think he crapped his pants
<+Admiral_Justin> well, if you were THAT close... :X
<TeddGCM> well at the next light he sort of sttod up and wiggled like there was something in his pants that shouldn't have been |
#30068 (243/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+docviagra[bteg]) they sprung some suprise exams on us last week
(+docviagra[bteg]) they weren't actually suprises, I just forgot.
(+docviagra[bteg]) still, it was quite suprising.Comment: #BTEG, GamesNet
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#30594 (205/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> i just received a sign from god that i'm going to get laid at the concert i go to tonight
<J3anyus> i was coming home and decided to check my mail, even though i wasn't expecting anything
<J3anyus> opened it up, and there was a little envelope
<J3anyus> opened that up, inside was a "FREE SAMPLE FROM TROJAN CONDOMS!" |
#30997 (262/470) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* miss_m00 stares with bovine interest at the channel...
<NitaGurrl> that was udderly disgusting
<Gideon1> Is this joke gonna be milked to death?
<cuteboy23> I thought it was amoosing |
#32392 (263/471) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Kaelic waves
* Orca sine waves
* Alien cosinetan waves
* Alric tangents
* EdorFaus (sine+2*cosine)/3 waves
* Kaelic facepalms |
#32691 (213/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
<@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
<+BalefireX> man
<+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
<+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problemsComment: #gideontech
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#20 (579/1058) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish. |
#52 (458/832) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard. |
#1354 (205/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brentai> I have Q3, but I like playing it about as much as I like trying to suck my own wang.
<Brentai> i.e. it's painful and futile, but once and a while I try to do it just to prove that I can. And I can't. |
#2069 (226/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?
<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up. |
#2563 (206/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb
<DAL9000> look at tasmboy
<DAL9000> and you'll feel better.
* logosmani looks
<Rud0lf> heh
<TasmBoy> its not working
<DAL9000> because you're you.
<DAL9000> looking at yourself would throw you into a recursive loop of stupidity. |
#2662 (186/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest. |
#3613 (173/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
<Hedge> quite sober actually
<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober?
<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober
<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about? |
#3647 (206/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun |
#3682 (182/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever. |
#4328 (229/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nice_Guy> i love u
<kcb0ddah> i love you too
<kcb0ddah> what is your credit card number? |
#4456 (175/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns"
<HailBrak> my friend: "i agree. i mean, how much success am i supposed to have when all the patterns are called "tender blossom" or some shit? i want one called, like, "Glock" or "Beer and Tits" or "Lets Burn Down Fucking Pier 1" |
#6134 (182/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry |
#6674 (232/414) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd
*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard' |
#7022 (183/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom |
#7143 (179/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan: Yes, if it's cooked well. |
#7431 (243/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** MathAngel has left #vancouver
<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard
<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee |
#7571 (218/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up |
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