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#34160 (191/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor
<trippah> i feel sorry for your pcComment: #php efnet
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#34705 (225/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
drobe: yo, sup, how are you, good afternoon, pleasant surprise, aight, let's do this and any other phrasing of greeting from your favourite shallow sub-culture language
Bob: Moo.
drobe: shit, I forgot that one |
#34940 (238/428) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zappo> may I suggest a "Fix it" button in every error box too?
<Zappo> I also want undo on power off
<wardrobe> look, you're just being silly now
<Zappo> what do you mean "now"? did you think the "fix it" was actually possible? |
#36168 (167/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> Hypothetical question, you have hot sauce in your urethra. how do you get it out without taking a piss/chopping your penis off?
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i need an answer QUICK |
#36213 (129/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Einhander MK II: I really need a gif
Einhander MK II: gf*
Einhander MK II: see :( |
#40797 (146/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(4) helf: aaargh!!
(4) helf: word of advice
(4) helf: NEVER laugh while using mouth wash
(4) helf: much pain in nasal region |
#42001 (167/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaymi> I just put lotion all over my hands and arms, then I looked at the bottle again, its glue. :(Comment: #tenor @ irc.gamesaloon.net
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#42280 (173/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arundor> I'm starting to regret taking a philosophy course. It's getting very irritating that I can't strangle the authors of some of the more idiotic philisophical arguments I've had to read. |
#43046 (158/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beefy> hmmm
<Beefy> whats a good "icon" type thing for a "support" section
<Beefy> can't use a question mark as thats already for help
<compguy> a bra? |
#51406 (211/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [WarMachine] has joined #cesspool
<Gormandu> Where the hell have you been?
<[WarMachine]> banned from the pc
<Gormandu> why?
<[WarMachine]> I showed my parents Goatse when I was drunk
<Gormandu> So they banned you for a week?
<[WarMachine]> No the school year, they went out and took the power cord, but I bought one earlier
<Gormandu> You are so sad. |
#51607 (233/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psychopomp> Hows the packing going?
<Entropy> I solved a dilemma! =D
<Psychopomp> What dilemma would this be?
<Entropy> I'm leaving out clothes for tomorrow, and washing all the dirty clothes tonight, but what to do with the underwear etc I wear to bed? I don't want to cart it around dirty all day tomorrow
<Psychopomp> Sleep nekkid?
<Entropy> Obvious solution = sleep n3kkid
<Entropy> Wow, same wavelength
<Psychopomp> Well, the way i look at it, how could it be a dilemma if being naked is even a POSSIBLE solution?
<Psychopomp> You can fix anything by stripping
<Entropy> Interesting theory
<Entropy> Let's test your thesis. From now on, whenever I face a problem, first thing I'll do is take off all my clothes and see if that works |
#53818 (208/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You Hate SWC: The man gets the woman WASTED.
You Hate SWC: And they have "teh hawt secks."
You Hate SWC: And then she wakes up, vomits, and nine monthes later, I was born.
You Hate SWC: Oh shit.
You Hate SWC: a baby is born*
PSOdude34: XD
You Hate SWC: *cough*
ToasterStrube: Yea, nice typo
You Hate SWC: >__> |
#54135 (238/428) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Geeky1: Jaguar V12s make baby jesus cry. They are, hands down, the biggest fucking mess I've ever seen under the hood of a car in my entire life
(...10 minutes later...)
Godzilla941: i think i finally found the dipstick
Godzilla941: it's like where's waldo for mechanics |
#54507 (222/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slider> i went to little ceasers today
<Slider> and you know how they have those "Hot N Ready" pizzas?
<Matt> yeas
<Slider> well, their shirts said "HOT N READY" on the back and two blondes were the cashiers
<Slider> i burst out laughing |
#56001 (184/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise |
#60317 (280/506) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Tocsin> I saw that article about those surgeries they do
<+Tocsin> fuck, I couldn't tell the difference between the fake one and the real one..
<+Tocsin> I mean it got me to thinking..
<+Tocsin> How many men I've been with... and what's the chance that one of 'em mighta been a woman before.
<+Tocsin> ...FUCK I mean that the other way aroundComment: Tocsin is an alcoholic
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#60819 (231/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pinky> hmm
<pinky> if i give the ants enough time they'd clean the kitchen themselves |
#70887 (273/493) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Majin_Raiha> like the time my dads friend challenged a brit to drag race
<@Majin_Raiha> he came in his car and the other dude came in a dress |
#38044 (156/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise you could jump |
#50455 (147/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wrmachine> Your search - sluts! did not return any results.
<wrmachine> screw it, google video sucks. |
#51235 (199/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kookykman> Are you within driving distance of Boston?
<Phlip> Sadly, no.
<Phlip> Sometimes I wish Australia was driving distance from the US...
<Phlip> unfortunately that isn't to be :(
<Phlip> lousy government |
#51392 (210/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<f0rked> it has that awful droning NEH NEH NEH alarm clock sound.. and sometimes I don't wake up, I just dream about trying to shut it off. My latest dream today was: I was in a school with a bunch of people, and everyone could hear this loud alarm and we were all crowded in the hallway running around trying to figure out how to shut it off. Eventually I figured out I was emitting it and executed a regular expression with my watch like s/#alarm#// to shut it ...
<f0rked> ... off. Once I knew it was me, I turned it back on, gathered up a bunch of people, then got ahead of them and showed them as I turned it off. My point was to tell people to learn regular expressions.
<f0rked> it was fucked up. |
#53665 (241/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
beafet: I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time
beafet: I'm not a smoker
beafet: I just really like certain songs |
#55291 (181/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Noia> now I have to get dressed to go to the kitchen to get a new drink >.<
<myarray> why can't you be nakid in your own house?!
<Noia> I live in a flat with a few other people
<myarray> ah
<Noia> they might be a little disturbed if I start walking around in my underwear :P
<myarray> you never know, they might like it :)
<Noia> thats what I'm afraid of :P |
#61333 (303/551) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JakManga: hey - you're still awake! can i ask you a quick question?
moonraven: You just did!
JakManga: oh and hello how rude of me...
moonraven: Hola!
JakManga: oh damn.... do i get more than one question?
moonraven: Apparently you get 2 |
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