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Searcher> Man, all my MacGyver'ing is going to come back and kill me.  I just know it. Next to my bed, I have a chair stuck in the corner of the room.  On either side of the corner, I have a two-by-four wedged.  On top of the two-by-fours, I have a dowel rod duct-taped. Hanging from the dowel rods, just kind of hooked over the top, I have a fan, oscillating. Sitting on top the inverted fan's base, I have a speaker. One day, that speaker is going to fall on my head.
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