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#23106 (221/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine." |
#23510 (201/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<woodss> omg
<woodss> one of our sales team sent a request for proposal to a school yesterday... he got a reply today, with all of the spelling and grammar corrections made for him.. LMAO
<Carlo> Hahaha
<woodss> there was a big red ring around one paragraph...!!
<Carlo> That's great
<woodss> I guess we didn't get the work... lol
<Carlo> Heh, one would think not
<lech> suprised you even got a response at all... |
#23529 (168/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LucyFerr> credit cards are like hot psycho chicks. Always fun to fuck but sooner or later you just know you are gonna pay dearly
<DocGonzo> but unlike hot psycho chicks, if you put pictures of your credit card on the internet, you'll LOSE money |
#24197 (231/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Firebird> Crap..I hacked my microwave and now it cools things down instead of heating them :S
<Squiggy> Haha
<Squiggy> Hack your fridge and make it warm things up
<@Firebird> Then how will i keep my food cold?
<@Firebird> Ohhh.....OH! |
#26426 (216/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Epi> God, whats that word where a chick is sorrounded by like 50 guys?
<Kharnifex> bukkake
<ArcaneMagik> Epi: engineering degree?
<Kharnifex> otherwise it's lekemba
<[L]o[L]> its the number one source of protein for women under 20 in japan
<bobbles> 1 chick for 50 guys
<bobbles> its a LAN |
#27911 (196/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile |
#28743 (202/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WaSp> nice day outside
<WaSp> w00t
<WaSp> spring break soon
<WaSp> doubel w00t
<WaSp> no parents home over spring break
<WaSp> triple w00t
<@HamWork> no poontang over spring break
<@HamWork> lose 3 woots |
#28754 (207/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kewsh> brb concluding my shower
<Drageon> you jumped out of the shower to irc?
<Drageon> dork
<loaded`> yeah wtf
<loaded`> who takes half a shower
<@Al`> dood had 'shower intermission'
<@Al`> 'i better check irc' |
#29255 (213/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** NameHere has joined #chat
<NameHere> duz any one need a website made or logo
<Odat> I do
<NameHere> ok
<Odat> I need a great big logo, about 600x100, that says "FUCK OFF"
<NameHere> why
<Odat> so that I can put it on a web page, and give you the URL to view it
<NameHere> ok |
#30249 (213/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms |
#30409 (209/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop style key layout with no keypad
<twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers
<twohitcombo> but evidently it has a 'fuck everything up' button that works fine with out them |
#30979 (234/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now |
#31566 (234/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Wintyr: I totally emasculated my father.
Wintyr: I took my little brother and put him in my old ballet recital dress, put lipstick and a bow on him, and then paraded him around the house in it...
Wintyr: In front of the dinner guests...who started, like, whistling at him and shit...
Wintyr: All the while he's like, "Look look! Cole pretty! Cole pretty!" and all happy about the dress.
Krylo: Hahahahahah
Wintyr: My dad is just standing there with this horribly lost look on his face, saying, "I...I do have a boy...right...?"
Wintyr: It kicked so much ass. |
#31787 (197/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> Orca informed me I was black listed on the channel, when I wanted to know why he said it was because I got an illegal Stars! Serial, I claimed that someone else told me to do it
<Kaelic> So 3 years later I am digging through logs
<Kaelic> And there it is!
<Kaelic> Orca telling me how to get an illegal serial!
<Kaelic> like 3 days earlier ¬_¬ |
#32118 (230/412) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Plex) crap i need to stop saying things outloud when i say them on irc
(@Plex) i said 'molest' and i think my mom heard. |
#32137 (216/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NeonEvangeliomon> heh, a friend of mine had his 80 giga (full, btw) fucked because the housecleaner woman decided to vaccuum the space next to his (opened) pc
<Typhlosion_v2> God, that must've really sucked.
<Typhlosion_v2> ...
<Typhlosion_v2> No pun intended.Comment: #wolfpackproductions on MIRC-X
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#12558 (199/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.
<Supe> Or is it?! |
#14526 (233/419) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation |
#14685 (178/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere
<Abbadaba> yes
<Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me
<Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death
<Abbadaba> amen |
#15566 (176/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space.
Eeyore so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist? |
#15822 (181/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang her?
<jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud." |
#16237 (226/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHack-> i net 4200
<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
<MadHack-> give or take
<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
<MadHack-> 666 666 :(
<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding |
#16295 (220/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper
<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA
<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC
<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING |
#16472 (177/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AkumaUsagi> because every scoobie doo episode could have been 1 minute long if only someone would have eventually bought a gun. |
#17380 (203/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then type /quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart) |
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