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#305219 (59/91) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@kwenda> there is a law and order uk
<@Jordan> oh god
<@Jordan> I actually kind of want to see that
<@Jordan> do they have seperate film crews
<@Jordan> or do they just use the current 1000000 cameras in the uk |
#308296 (88/140) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+lulzfish_4> What language are you using?
<@Nanobot> PHP
<+lulzfish_4> sorry I asked |
#33302 (257/425) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fufie> bbl, will serve 90 days in jail for hitting a policeman six times with an ordinary broom |
#33394 (305/507) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a restaurant, because they were both joking with each other, and he said it kinda silently... then i shouted at the top of my lungs MOMMY'S NOT A SLUT SHE'S A WHOREComment: irc.starfusion.org
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#39676 (202/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders |
#40846 (177/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mac-arena> you know, if the cleverness of spammers could be harnessed for good, the world would be perfect within a week
<RemyDWD> With larger penises for all?Comment: #adium on Freenode
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#44850 (219/361) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Segosa> IRC has taught me a girl in a bath tub isn't always a good thing. |
#50229 (287/479) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(NES) I'm thinkg we should buy the condoms in bulk from costco
(Emmers) I won't need any *grins*
(NES) you're good at pulling out?
(Emmers) I'm a girl.
(NES) wtf |
#50658 (236/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[10:42] chad: you now your an asset to a company when they bail you out of jail. |
#52843 (214/352) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Nick) baaahahahahaahhaahaha
(Nick) my mom just said "the frosty the snowman cartoon is a political allegory for communism"
(Nick) because the magician is refusing to give up his possession for the good of the society
(Nick) and in the end the commies win |
#53697 (242/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chris> They want everything they can't get in a man. For the most part, we only want someone to play with and have a little companionship with.
<Chris> I mean..I understand the compatiblity issue. You wouldn't put a G4 chip onto an AMD board...
<Chris> Then again, it's probably analogies like that which keep me pretty safe from girls. |
#54586 (264/436) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
mfmagbal: Feeling down? Lift yourself up in a few easy steps!
mfmagbal: First, get a mirror and look at yourself.
mfmagbal: Then say "I'm so pretty/handsome!" with a big smile and everything.
mfmagbal: You'll feel better
mfmagbal: Don't use it too much though
mfmagbal: Because liars go to hell. |
#56958 (292/484) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies
<Chops> you've had a breast reduction?
<Janette> O.o
<Janette> no
<Janette> little cute fat babies
<Chops> not sure if that was the best emoticon to follow that question |
#57886 (262/434) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Una> billions and billions of years from now, when the universe ends in the big crunch, I dont think anythings going to matter anymore
<plantlife> great pun |
#61152 (260/430) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce" |
#77615 (237/391) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards |
#15848 (236/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds. |
#18816 (233/385) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
cyateon: unbore me.
tatsumio: *ziiiiiiip*
cyateon: oh baby!
tatsumio: Cd Wallet. SICKO
cyateon: I meant oh baby as in I like your cd wallet.
tatsumio: ...
tatsumio: You SICKO.
cyateon: IT'S A NICE WALLET
tatsumio: You son of a bitch.
cyateon: it holds a lot of cds!
tatsumio: Get off my buddy list. |
#19307 (211/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Monsoon`> grrr
<Monsoon`> WHERE IS BROADBAND WHEN YOU WANT IT?
<Monsoon`> poor little dialup is brought to its knees by pr0n like that
<Monsoon`> whatever happened to thumbnails leading to larger images?
<skitz> Monsoon`: doesnt work like that with porn. thumbnails lead to ads
<Monsoon`> it didn't used to be that way
<skitz> you're doing a "back in the day" rant for PORN?! christ |
#20140 (217/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs
<dortch> i have silence of the lambs
<dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said |
#23267 (272/450) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Zack`away) man
(@Zack`away) I gave birth yesterday
(@Zack`away) and now I can't masturbate without getting short of breath
(+Joe_Fox) me too!
(@Zack`away) Joe: Where did you go?
(@Zack`away) er
(@Zack`away) BLOOD
(@Zack`away) i gave BLOOD
(@Zack`away) jesus
(+Joe_Fox) oh my god
(+Joe_Fox) i thought that was some joke |
#29707 (3032/5216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<danamania> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of peoples last meal requests in texas
<danamania> before execution.
<danamania> lots of cheeseburgers there
<Hamster> oh thats really sad
<Hamster> it looks like criminals drink coke. pepsi marketing needs to get hold of this |
#30175 (284/470) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house |
#12306 (231/382) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AGaeris> With her gone, now Breathe is the only girl-type left for me to talk to in here.
<@Breathe> Who said you could talk to me? |
#13331 (213/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now
<Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded
<Ludwig> its a catch 22
<BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at.... |
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