|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..112113114115116117118..599Next> |
#34571 (273/455) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going
<Rjx> she would say "tell me what you're thinking"
<Rjx> and I would be honest
<Rjx> I think it was when I dissected the word "therapist" and got "the rapist" that she thought it wouldn't be beneficial anymore |
#39738 (228/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed.
<Overand> Well, yes, I think it should at the very least be decriminalized. But dude, look at who you're asking. I"m HIGH.
<Overand> Ask one of your other friends or something. I mean, man, I'm high, on klonopin, and oxy.
<Overand> I'm wearing a tie-die shirt, and listening to a song called "LSD" by a band called "Hallucinogen."
<Overand> I've got a psychedelic winamp plugin displaying in the background of an IRC conversation I'm having about Salvia
<Overand> and other 'research chemicals' (Salvia is a a potent but legal hallucenogen) with a dude I met on an IRC channel called #high.
<Overand> I think I might be a bit biased. |
#51969 (239/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Retro> shit
* Retro just woke up
<Grath> Retro
<Grath> Why is it bad?
<Retro> I don't know
<Retro> but I'm not used to waking up, going to the bathroom to take a piss, and looking in the mirror to see my keyboard imprinted in my face |
#52153 (315/527) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(+Akiros) OMG A GIRL MSGED ME ON AIM
(+Akiros) WHEW that was awesome
(+Akiros) i logged out immediately
(+Akiros) this rocks, i bet this is what sex is likeComment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
|
#53581 (221/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us
xyzzy: based on the acronym "wtf"
BahamutXero: when things fly
xyzzy: nah
BahamutXero: women throw fish
xyzzy: women throw fits
BahamutXero: worms travel fast
xyzzy: where to fuck
BahamutXero: wild teens fuck
xyzzy: woot
BahamutXero: wallabies tackle frigate
xyzzy: what the fuck...
BahamutXero: that works |
#54338 (267/445) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Alex: whats cyanide?
GrimMisfit: it's what emo kids take for depression |
#54349 (243/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Sol> is your call of duty "free"
<@Razgriz> if by "free" you mean "Obtained by multiple illegal acts"
<@Razgriz> then yes |
#56417 (252/420) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Beeble_> skip you're cute
<skippy_> i'm 5ft tall
<skippy_> i have to be cute
<skippy_> or live under a bridge
<skippy_> and eat goats
<skippy_> i went with cute
<Beeble_> good choice
<skippy_> i'm beginning to rethink that
<skippy_> chicks don't like cute guys
<skippy_> they like bad guys
<skippy_> "have you seen any goats around?"
<skippy_> that would be a great pickup line |
#61630 (259/431) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out
<Squibby> CEE
<Squibby> Chief Executive of Everything
<Squibby> and whens she first told me what it meant
<Squibby> I laughed
<Squibby> and she didn't appreciate it because she was dead serious. |
#164446 (267/445) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Vystrix_Nexoth wonders why Apophis is reading something that would discuss things like Beverly Hills 90210 spinoffs.
<Apophis> because Wikipedia links are too easy to follow
<Apophis> and they take you to strange places after a while
<Apophis> and you can't figure out how you got there
<Apophis> they're kinda like tequila |
#220694 (312/522) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@r0cko> i think im getting to old for video games, I was playing NCAA and my fucking moron QB fumbled on the last play of the game that would have been a touchdown and won the game for me, so I take the controller and slam one of the corners on my desk and it exploded into about 50 pieces, when I was a kid I was never strong enough to break shit...damn |
#295376 (165/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kryptik> Yugioh?
<DBSK> Yush
<Kryptik> What are you in, middle school?
<mistah_j> yugioh was a fad at the high school I used to go to
<mistah_j> like there was a table full of yugioh nerds who played it all through lunch
<mistah_j> I'd see them and think "haha, what a bunch of fucking losers"
<mistah_j> then I'd go home and hack nes roms
<mistah_j> :D |
#299721 (179/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CStubing> man... just heard on cnbc.. "Let's listen in as the moment of silence begins."Comment: 9/11 Rememberance Telecast
|
#300987 (222/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> a whole directory of flv files I downloaded have spontaneously converted to mp4 format
<@Rjx> it's a christmas miracle! |
#303354 (120/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jilt> what language do gnomes speak o_O
<Jilt> gnomish?
<Captain_Zeros> it gave me common and elvis
<Jilt> you speak in elvis?
<sney> uh-huh, thankyouverymuch |
#306347 (61/93) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Symantic> Envious i need help.
<Symantic> I have a extra internal hard-drive space in my laptop. I'm only using one.
<Envious> Okay?
<Envious> fill it with peanut butter,
<Envious> then it won't be empty.Comment: #computerhope on irc.mibbit.net
|
#14102 (253/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
<phunqe> Why?
<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
<phunqe> Check its fps. |
#14690 (252/419) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Zedd: i fucking hate kids.
IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.
Zedd: Fucking annoying brats. They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources.
IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends! |
#15787 (234/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies?
<Chibi-Trunks> iunno
<SiZZuRp> the lottery |
#20014 (271/451) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of stupidity so that i could just highlight the top 5 or so and click on ignore |
#23907 (221/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mog> !8BALL WILL MARA KICK ME IN TWO SECONDS FOR ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?
<FarkStatsBot> mog: You may rely on it.
* mog was kicked by Mara (Caps abuse - 100%) |
#24395 (219/363) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<poohbear0> hey what's cracken asl
<Teeks> 80/f/Near you, loverboy.
<poohbear0> i am a girl and i am 14/f/virginia
<Teeks> Oh. Well, let us start again, shall we?
<Teeks> I am 18, handsome and Nordic. |
#25178 (214/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(PowrSlave) how r things?
(DAMMiT_) good
(DAMMiT_) well
(DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with
a license plate labeled "KIWI" |
#27547 (253/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I.
<`Riku> Boy, you can't guess what kind of search results I got by typing "slave i pics"
<t1ger> oh yes we can |
#27710 (266/444) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<carter> dude..the guy who ate the first egg must have been soo brave..
<carter> he was just standin there one day an hes like dude u know that thing that just fell out of the chickens ass hand me it..i think ill eat it.... |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..112113114115116117118..599Next> |
|