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#16378 (199/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt |
#17172 (228/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)
<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3
* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)
<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.
* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)
<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!! |
#27841 (209/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Stevns> Mental note: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!! |
#28340 (230/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight
<DJ-Quack> well meeps?
<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off
<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps
<hpr> lol :P
<meeps> hahaha
<DJ-Quack> you asshole
<DJ-Quack> ;[
<LawnMM> did he respawn?
<meeps> Yeah, next round |
#32732 (314/524) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<slygirl> Ogg is such a weird name... next thing you know, people will be ripping their music in poo format.
* hen-neko-zzz starts working on the format right away
* slygirl imagines RIAA officials denouncing the sharing of ".poo" files.
<carpboy> it would be awesome
<carpboy> to listen to poo
<hen-neko-zzz> man, burn me a cd of poos
<ChibiShin> hehe
<Fireye> Mmm, poo
<slygirl> "Hi, I'm one of those kids that was persecuted for downloading .poo off the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm STILL gonna download .poo off the internet."
<BoogiepopLain> And when you share .poo files, popular slang would be "Slinging .poo"
<SaturnPrince> That must be some crappy stuffComment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
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#32918 (278/462) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<splice> i think its funny that it takes more syllables to say "hello" in japanese than to describe female fart porn |
#83676 (255/423) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ahabman> When I was at purdue, I was wearing my uniform to go to a lecture I was giving.
<Ahabman> Some girl called me a "baby killer"
<Ahabman> I stopped and said "lady, I'm in the Coast Guard. I don't kill babies. I kill baby seals." |
#278831 (467/787) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<laffy> i wanna get stoned
<assembler> go to iran then |
#296841 (192/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
MrCynical: I realized my life is truly pathetic
Josh: ?
MrCynical: I just stumbled a pic where its Geordi and Data in a shuttlecraft and Data is saying "I'm not accusing you. All I'm saying is that I can't fart" My first thought is, Data cannot use conjunctions... |
#298583 (147/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<echoplex> do you type by throwing chopsticks at a keyboard that is spinning or something? |
#302189 (276/458) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude. |
#55 (2016/3479) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off |
#1520 (216/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power |
#2544 (244/405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bunni> your dick is small!!!
<bunni> i can't even see it!!!
<monkey> because i am girl!!!! |
#4382 (235/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up. |
#8457 (218/360) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<thrase> i hate programming
<thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star
<undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer
* Mandi chortles
<undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :) |
#8829 (241/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy) |
#9322 (235/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops |
#10910 (260/432) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
<LabMonkey> pull out one
<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over. |
#35782 (183/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make annoying noises when you drive over them, so you don't fall asleep?
<DX|> other than children? |
#35940 (187/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<atoi> ouch...when zippers attack...
<atoi> zippers and balls have been natural enemies since the inception of storing the latter behind the former. |
#45698 (149/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tamara> i can't decide if i'm hungry or tired.
<majcher> eat until you fall asleep |
#59854 (439/737) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Saito|BeastOut> Windows CE...
<Saito|BeastOut> Windows ME...
<Saito|BeastOut> Windows NT!
<Saito|BeastOut> They combine to form
<Saito|BeastOut> WINDOWS CEMENT
<Saito|BeastOut> Hard as a rock and dumb as a brickComment: When admins get bored...
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#60442 (328/548) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Splunge: perfect, mission accomplished
Splunge: I've just modified my CTCP Finger response
Splunge: now, every time someone fingers me, it'll tell them my current Purity score, and then decrement it by 0.2%
Splunge: so the more I get fingered, the less pure I become |
#61838 (270/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hybrid> emacs has a text adventure game in it
<PyroMithrandir> emacs IS a text adventure game |
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