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#4795 (272/414) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer.
<The_Roach> You know what that means.
<Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit?
<Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head?
<The_Roach> Yes and yes. |
#1143 (272/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is:
<MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<MadHatter> that's great |
#288 (272/505) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man |
#153 (272/480) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c. |
#301993 (270/566) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NH4NO3> So you spent $1500 on your computer that "is designed to run hot"?
<Tomazim> Precisely
<NH4NO3> Gee, I wish I that that kind of money to...
* NH4NO3 puts on his sunglasses.
<NH4NO3> Burn.
<tavaryn> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
#301414 (271/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@GaidinBDJ> Wanna feel old? Just think, if they remade Back to the Future now, they would be travelling back to 1980. |
#295242 (271/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<range> duck. Someone stole my d key and replaced it with d. |
#146569 (271/471) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JSPX9> Whats the unit of measurement for energy in general?
<Totaliz> watt
<JSPX9> If you don't know then just don't fucking say anything, don't say fucking "wat" you douche
<Totaliz> no fuckbag its a "watt"
<JSPX9> Oh...sorry |
#137029 (271/513) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[+PN] I tend to have my arms pointing like 30 degrees behind me when im running
[+PN] And stick to my toes.
[+PN] Not using full foot.
[%rammy] so like a fairy? |
#83239 (271/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life.
<K3> I just called a mechanic and told him I was having trouble booting up my car. |
#74752 (271/507) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Swisho> sometimes when i see handicapped people with their hands in a really awkward position
<Swisho> it helps to think of them like they were holding a guitar
<Swisho> rocking the fuck out |
#61838 (270/452) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hybrid> emacs has a text adventure game in it
<PyroMithrandir> emacs IS a text adventure game |
#50391 (270/486) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamiteComment: Slashdot
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#49692 (271/459) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
davidant32: on my new gay toolbar for ie
davidant32: i can do hot ringtones, online dating, casinos, or virus scan
davidant32: somehow i don't think i trust that virus scan |
#40412 (271/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nirv> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section |
#38310 (271/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Zibro> [13:03] <Roommate> "1,100 registered sexual predators in the county.
<@Zibro> that made me think
<@Zibro> of an idea for a movie!
<@Zibro> ILLEGAL ALIEN VS SEXUAL PREDATOR |
#33544 (271/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< digitalabsolutes> I always worry that the jews I am after will just have some stupid crap attached that I know nothing about
< Malix> eh?
< digitalabsolutes> the jews I'm after?!?! JOBS
< digitalabsolutes> How the hell did I manage that typo |
#28981 (271/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bailey> nice, i emailed a guy about his ebay auction asking if the soundcard he's selling works and comes with drivers
<bailey> and he replied "please do not bid on this item" |
#26368 (271/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell |
#26269 (271/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
<GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight
<GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward |
#20014 (263/459) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of stupidity so that i could just highlight the top 5 or so and click on ignore |
#14652 (271/419) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt |
#14622 (271/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume: Domestic Goddess <- Me
<Wilik> so you were a house wife?
<JessiA> No
<JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot
<Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part
<JessiA> basically
<Courtland> lol
<Courtland> so you are a house?
<Wilik> I guess that makes you a house |
#8094 (271/534) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Perforator\zzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.
<Perforator\zzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT" |
#7630 (271/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread |
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