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#6664 (271/417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<qik> ur at school?
<De-Gen> yer
<qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN!
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#381 (271/505) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace |
#309051 (272/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DaMan: ALX: We fixed the y2k crap months ago.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19100!!"
Jenny: omg.
HEX: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
DaMan: crap.
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!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19101!!"
Fred: that is curious. how does it come up with the year 19101?
DaMan: It just prepends "19" to the number of years since 1900. Forgot to fix it last year, heh.
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!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19102!!"
Fred: Im pretty sure we are now the only platform in the nebula with a remaining y2k bug :-P
Grayson: ha.
(O)DaMan: Should be fixed now.
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!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19103!!"
!!SYSTEM> DaMan changed topic to "Happy New Year 2003!!"
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!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19104!!"
DaMan> The hell?
KoderKane> Are you sure you recompiled the binary or whatever after fixing it?
DaMan> I think so.
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*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19105!!"
Zer0: Holy Carp, we skipped the whole second millennium and went right to the 19000's XD
DaMan: Im planning a "Back to the Future" remake.
nobody: In the yearrr Nineteen One-oh-five- if DaMan is, still alive... Will he fix, that damn bot?
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*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19106!!"
Nimda> Well at least he has an excuse this year..
lollz> he does?
Nimda> Yeh, he got hit by a bus.
CoJaBo> o_O
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*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19107!!"
DaMan> My new years resolution for this year: fix y2k bug in trigon
CoJaBo> And just like last year, you'll completely blow it off.
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! TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19108!!"
CoJaBo> derp: qdb.us/75182
DaMan> Yeh, ill fix it someday.
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! TRIGON changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19109!!
< @DaMan> ^someone remember to remind me round when next December rolls around, to fix that.
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! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19110!!
< CoJaBo> At this rate, it'll still be saying that well into the next millennial roll-over XD
<@DaMan> You fix it then.
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! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19111!!
< Frylock> DaMan: I totally meant to remember to tell you this last month, but- Fix the damn bot!
< DaMan> Righty-o.
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! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19112!!
< CoJaBo> ...
< DaMan> ah, crap.
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< DaMan> I did fix it; honestly, it just got to be a nuisance, everyone asking "did ya fix the bot?" "is it still bugged?" "will the bot be there this year?" etcetera, ad nauseum.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 20113!!
< DaMan> dear god. |
#306575 (269/413) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< omegacfx> in russia the age of consent is 100 dollarsComment: freenode - #anapnea
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#299777 (270/478) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[ reppie ] to understand electricity you really need to be an ohmosexual |
#239876 (270/776) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Tyr> wow... epic story from my boss
< Tyr> so, i sent him an email letting him know i'm selling a laptop to see if the company might want to buy it
< Tyr> or if he might know anyone else
< Tyr> turns out he does
< Tyr> see, he has this friend that's notorious for sleepwalking and peeing in random places
< Tyr> he apparently got up and peed on his laptop this weekend
< loodWork> I guess when he woke up...
< loodWork> *puts on sunglasses* ...he was really pissed off...
< loodWork> YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH |
#74927 (270/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@hybrid> this commercial said "PeoplePC is your best choice for dial up and find out why JD Power & Associates Ranked Us Best Customer Service Among Dial-Up Service Users"
<@hybrid> and i thought... isnt that like an award for "Happiest Wife in Abusive Relationship?"Comment: #imagi-nation freenode
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#59293 (271/441) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> holy shit
<Trinexx> we just got robbed
<Trinexx> i didnt even notice
<Trinexx> rebecca came home, asked where her dad was, I said he went to the bank
<Trinexx> she went into our room
<Trinexx> came back
<Trinexx> "ok, where is all my jewelery, the xbox, the stereo, and the tv"
<Trinexx> we got robbed
<Trinexx> by the inlaws |
#57848 (270/470) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the potion shop owner and his grandkids kept?
<Yoshi> Here's a hint, J
<J> wat
<J> wats my hint |
#48414 (270/526) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PK> Damn left shoulder's out of whack =/
<ST|OnVent> -whats up with your shoulder bro?
<PK> Jumping the gate yesterday, my bag got caught - swung me down and smashed my shoulder
<ST|OnVent> ...
<ST|OnVent> your bag?
<ST|OnVent> did you rip your bag up bro?
<PK> Nah - damn strong bag, it supported me without any problems :|
<ST|OnVent> cause the last thing I would be worrying about is my shoulder, I be worrying about the ol' teabag.
<PK> BAG! BACKPACK!
<ST|OnVent> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ST|OnVent> well then
<Toughsox> thought you said NUTSACK
* PK shudders
<ST|OnVent> <3
<ST|OnVent> rofl
<PK> I wouldn't be here today if I'd swung from a gate by my sac :|Comment: G4B2S
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#47058 (270/460) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<morton> I have a hampster named Bukkake
<jeeves> umm... we were talking about routers
<morton> I know, I just had to get that out there in the open |
#35718 (270/512) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Hossmann> school now
< Hossmann> later
-!- Hossmann is now known as Hossmann[zZzZ] |
#34830 (269/523) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RHX> Why do people say Shakespeare was so great?
<RHX> His plays just had the same crap in them all the time like
<RHX> "the sky is blue" "aye, tis" "wouldst thou do me the honour of a duel"
<RHX> "most certainly, squire"
<RHX> *clanketh clanketh clanketh*
<RHX> "why, thou hath slain me" "indeed I have"
<RHX> *dies* |
#32389 (270/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE |
#30618 (270/464) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[niffie] I have no inhabitions right now
[aphr0] would you finger my asshole?
[niffie] no
[aphr0] then you have inhibitions |
#29634 (270/698) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Asking for pictures.]
<Yosh^Yosh> you have to gain my trust for that :P
<Factotum> Fair enough, Yosh.
<Yosh^Yosh> ah, almost XD
<Yosh^Yosh> but i don't like the thought of you underssing me with your eyes :P
<CraiDt> How do we gain your trust Yoshiewoshieboshie
<CraiDt> And we don't do that with our eyes, we have photoshop for that |
#29008 (270/412) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^bret^> good lord you're dumb. I wish Charles Darwin was alive, so I could present him with you, and laugh in his face. |
#28296 (270/464) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine |
#27958 (270/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gravity->: www.realdoll.com (NWS) i mean.. these guys put WAY to much scientific work into this.. i'm fooled just by squinting a bit.
<Magus`>: I've always wondered... if someone bought a realdoll...then happened to get a real girlfriend... how the hell would they explain that?
<Dire_Wolf>: Explain what... explain the realdoll to the girlfriend, or explain how they managed to get a girlfriend?
<Magus`>: ...i guess either |
#26215 (271/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months.
[Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING
[Video] That's sad
[Ouija] i know
[Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique?
[Video] Release shit no one wants? |
#20866 (270/430) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hydro`> i had this weird dream
<hydro`> someome broke into the house
<hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left |
#5338 (270/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel?
<Pedro> patriotic |
#305691 (269/387) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Raptor> Huh. Discovering that the last time the file system was mounted is in the future scares linux.
<Celti> Yes. Linux needs special drivers for time travel.
<Raptor> I assume I can easily apt-get them?
<MrTrick> : time-travel installed successfully
<MrTrick> #> sudo apt-get install time-travel |
#259078 (269/527) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<charles> If every time I walk into Urban Outfitters, I want to kill myself, does that make me anti-emo or emo? |
#83243 (269/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Grey> Programming languages are like Pokemon moves; you can only really know like four of them at once without having to forget about another one |
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