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<buffalo> i shave with an electric razor because using a normal razor i get awful razorburn as a result
<buffalo> i was shopping at walmart today and saw the gillette fusion razor and figured "hm, maybe five razors would help"
<buffalo> just shaved a few hours ago, and now i remember why i use a goddamn electric in the first place.
<buffalo> i put some lotion on my face to help the itching, but it had alcohol in it and made my chin and neck ten times worse
<buffalo> it's like somebody took smallpox, acne, mosquitoes and chicken pox and unleashed hell on my chin
<DietBob> So I guess you could say, you've got smacnequitopox? :)
* buffalo groans |